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Well here's a cool new sequel show, set in the future, where Bruce Wayne is a ... bitter and lonely old man who completely failed to eradicate crime in Gotham and every single battle you saw him face in BTAS and Justice League were fought completely in vain Why did they think this was a good idea? \u2610 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:14:39 No. 146692045 Because it was. >> >> >>146694076 This Suits told them \"Give me teenage high shcool batman\" and they rolled out absolute kino sci-fi action cartoon that still fits into the timeline. One of the best \"passing of the torch\" stories in capeshit ever. >>146696624 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)14:02:16 No.146695326 >>146695370 for me its inque Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 16:32:47 No.146696624 \u25ba >>146695326 Based Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:37:23 No.146692338 >>146692012 (OP) >Batman didn't end all crime forever therefore its bad! What the f--- kind of argument is this? \u2610 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 10:54:49 No.146693297 File: 1707796471544360.png (3.61 MB, 2100x1181) >>146692402 \u2610 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:39:55 No.146696669 \u25ba >>146697492 File: 3456354.png (1.9 MB, 1245x940) You are just jealous of peak Batsuit \u2610 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)11:01:33 No.146693369 \u25ba >>146692012 (OP) i was prime demo when that show came out and thought it was shway as f--- sorry your zoomer brain can't handle the concept Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:14:30 No. 146694076 \u25ba>>146694165 >>146692012 (OP) It was the best idea cartoon makers have had in about three decades. \u2610 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:17:35 No. 146694108 \u25ba >>146692012 (OP). >End all crime As long as sociopaths can biologically exist, crime will NEVER end 10 Terry gave her a chance and she f------ blew it \u2610 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:50:32 No.146696749 >>146696829 >>146692012 (OP) Never watched this. 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