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I work nights as a security guard. Just sit around mostly, would recommend. Had some stress but it worked out ok. >Be me, Security guard for office building on night shift >Same fat hairy guy always works nightshift with me >See some weird code he wrote on a postit >4FA3W4, 6FB7N9, 5FA8W7 >Watch him on video cameras going in to offices >think hes stealing s--- >Im f------ scared. They would sack us both. 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