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But you, Adrian...are just a man. And the world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite. Literally how do you respond? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:33:07 No.208370004 >>208370074 >>208370091 >>208370099 >>208370105 >>208370111 >>208370113 >>208370130 >>208370136 >>208370164 >>208370198 >>208370402 >>208370536 >>208370607 >>208370686 >>208370721 >>208370723 >>208370727 >>208370759 >>208370760 >>208370781 >>208370804 >>208370822 >>208370998 >>208371107 >>208371158 >>208371617 >>208372984 >>208373047 >>208373842 >>208373860 >>208373895 >>208373953 >>208374314 >>208374330 >>208374453 >>208374520 >>208374668 >>208374700 >>208374783 >>208375162 >>208375236 >>208375380 >>208375428 >>208375438 >>208375527 (without sounding mad) Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:41:33 No.208370099 >>208370004 (OP) >woah >nice blue c--- Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:43:23 No.208370123 >>208370177 >at least I won't be a blue in the sequel series. 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