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Anonymous (ID: wzMySm) 11/29/24(Fri)21:01:21 No.489895135 \u25ba >>489882000 And hotel kitchens. And small planes. 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Getting a girlfriend should not require a ridiculous amount of effort like my life depended on it, there's more to life than getting p----. Why is everything extremely difficult to get in 2024? The average retard should have access to a home and virgin p---- by putting at least some effort, but not extraordinary amount of effort that'll consume your time 24/7/365. +1 reply omitted. Click here to view. 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If you wouldn't you are a huge faget \u2610 Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)16:06:23 No.206454463 >>206458408 >Remus f-----, married, and impregnated his own student how did he get away with it? further, does this mean snape/hermione has the blessing of JKR? Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri)16:39:05 No.206455458 >>206457153 >>206441026 (OP) She wanted to grow a gigantic wooly bush for her Game of Thrones character so she's based in my book. 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He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. 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