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Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:19:49 No. 595592516 Replies: >>>595594337 >>595600219 >>595606820 >>595607136 >>595610109 >>595611820 >>595620597 >>>595621927 >>595623556 >>595625563 this is my story /bl... >be me, 19 yo college freshman >this was 10 years ago >i had this bro from highschool, pete >we were friends, but not exactly bros. he was a cool guy, and i think i was cool to him >turns out we applied to the same college and enrolled >going to the same classes >practically spending all of our time together >away from you family, with your high school life behind you, things can get hectic >yeah, you are horny teenagers with no real problems to deal with >but you still need a friend you can depend on >and we were that friend to each other fast forward a couple of months >second semester, we start taking this new class >and there is this girl in the class >not just us, but every f------ human being with a working d--- in the entire campus is losing their s--- over her >ordinary straight girls are ready to become lesbians just for her >i mean... man...wow... what an.. angel? a beam of light? deux ex machina descending from heaven? i have no f------ idea >a value over 10 is a measurement that applies to us, mere mortals >her beauty cannot be calculated or properly abstracted with numbers >and looking at her is like something you know you shouldnt do >not because its creepy or socially awkward or some other s--- >its because you feel youre not worthy >not for her youre not. no. NOT HER >but we were looking >turns out we first saw her practically at the same time >and we wanted to point her to one another >but we couldnt take our eyes off of her >so we sat in some lousy economy class or whatever and drooled over her for half an hour >before i whispered... \"dude... f--- me...\" >and it took pete a solid 5 minutes before he could simply say \"yeah...\" >there she was, this 5'9\" lady with long wavy auburn hair and emerald green eyes to die for >and pretty sure, to kill for >sitting just a couple feet away from us >yeah... so.. \"f--- me...\" was the correct response pic is unrelated random chick Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:04 No. 595592547 >after the class that situation >to this day i cant for the life of me remember what the f--- it was about >we were already orbiting her like some lousy asteroids stuck to a massive black hole >creepily getting closer and closer to her as she sucked us in >bumping to each other and walking like we were drunk and out of our minds >i dont know what it was >maybe she realized that we were following her like pervs >or maybe it was something else >halfway to the cafeteria, she just stopped and turned towards us >we comedically bumped into each other and stopped as well >but her beauty was so miraculous we forgot to look somewhere else >i remember her gaze.. it was like the back of our heads blew open and brains splattered all over the hallway >those green eyes man. >and she smiled. SHE F------ SMILED >if we werent healthy, fit males in their prime we would have died of heart attack at that moment >we couldnt breathe she was so beautiful >so there we were, still staring at her, our eyes and mouths wide open >we were in our low, waaay low 2 digit IQs at that moment >and there she was, in all of her glory >like i said, 5'9\", long wavy auburn hair, emerald green eyes >long curvy and athletic legs, you know, slimmer at the knees >well defined muscles on her calves and soft but rigid thighs >her ankles were so elegant >but her tendons were sprained... as if she were a wild gazelle ready to bolt out at a moments notice >her butt... i cant call it an ass. not hers. >ass is what girls have. >this lady had something else, she had buttocks that required a new definition of the word >they were so firm and so well shaped, you could perfectly calculate for pi if you took measurements >her breasts... i dont even have the words >to this day im still searching for the right words >and i will try and describe them later in the story... but i will fail terribly Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:23 No. 595592584 >i can still remember what she was wearing that day >i know what she was wearing probably better than her on the day she wore them >and i know this because pete knew this >after she looked at us and smiled >just for a few seconds which felt like an eternity >she turned around again and kept on walking >we just stayed put >we couldnt follow her >our black hole left us lonely asteroids to the pitch black emptiness of cold space >so after the school, we went to our dorm room with no information about her whatsoever >no name, no nothing >just a mental image of her elegant stance etched deep into our minds >i was looking at the pictures of random women with green eyes and auburn hair on yahoo >that was the only thing i could do. but none of the images even came close to matching her beauty >well. pete felt like he had to do something >and he f------ started searching for her clothes. i s--- you not >he was searching for her clothes on amazon and ebay and all these fashion and shopping sites neither of us knew nothing about >he started with searching for her skirt >which was this black wool-cashmere circle skirt with a playful flare at the bottom >couple inches above her knees... revealing her thighs just a little bit.. >when he found it, he shouted \"I FOUND IT F--- YEAH\" >> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:20:45 No. 595592636 Replies: >>595628016 >and i thought he had found \"her\" >but when i saw what he found, which was this i dunno what brand skirt on amazon >i was far from being disappointed >i was feeling the same way >we didnt know her name, but f--- if we didnt know what skirt she was wearing >pete kept going with the search and i helped him >at the end of the night, we knew what flats she was wearing, what shirt >we even knew what brand her red, bow shaped hairclip was >i mean... look, we are straight guys >i figure im a 7/10, maybe 8, pete is an easy 8/10, pushing 9 >we are both fit, we dont have ugly pimples on our faces or anything, we are both very decent >we are not short or chubby >and altho we were not the most popular kids in highschool, we are definitely not social castouts either >but that night >we were more gay than a male fashion design student wearing pink dungarees and coming out of the closet singing YMCA >and we knew what skirt she was wearing... so yeah... >and before we went to sleep >pete had an idea >that m----------- had the most excellent idea >he knew he needed an extra something if he was ever gonna talk to her >let alone date her >so he decided he should start learning about fashion >and use his knowledge as a conversation starter >meanwhile, i was feeling like i could go to mars with a new apollo mission >or save the world from a new nazi regime all by myself >and still wouldnt be able to impress her >i was a hopeless f----- >> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:21:58 No. 595592833 >next morning, the first thing pete did was to enroll in a class on fashion design >pete didnt know if his tactics were gonna work >pete didnt know if this magnificent creature would speak fashion with him >but he had hopes >meanwhile, we were both unable to speak to her >we were a bunch of beta f---, scared out of our minds >but we learned her name from a friend >ella >ella was her name. >pete didnt want to waste his chances in leaving a perfect first impression with ella >well, the first impression both of us have left was us standing in the middle of the hallway > staring at her like we were retarded perverts >but speaking to her was a different matter altogether >i figured, if pete had no chance of talking to her now >how could i? >besides, pete was so in da zone, i didnt want to compete >not that i could, or so i believed... >fast forward a couple of weeks >pete as a freshman knew more about fashion than seniors knew about economy in our department >he was spending his nights browsing fashion blogs >every night, he would come to our room, with a list of items she was wearing that day >studying her taste in fashion >pete told me that this could actually work >since while a lot of the girls on campus dressed like trailer trashes >ella was always amazing in her choice of clothes >our room was filled with editions of vogue and GQ and s--- >couple of friends have seen our stash of fashion magazines >and joked about it >so we made a lousy explanation of how they were \"quality fapping material\" >and got away with it >one day, pete woke up and turned to me >\"I'm ready\" - he said >like neo saying \"i know kung-fu\" >i said \"show her\" >anyways >pete decided that whatever she's wearing that day >he felt like he could intelligently talk to her about her clothes Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:22:19 No. 595592891 >after the economy class >i wished him luck and we parted ways >an hour later he found me >i asked him >\"how did it go?\" >\"I dunno man... i really dunno. i mean, i might as well done great or f----- it up completely\" >\"why?\" >\"look, we talked about fashion for an hour\" >\"so, you talked for an hour, thats great man!\" - damn we were beta f--- >\"yeah, but what if she thinks that im gay?\" >i started laughing. pete had a point. straight guys dont usually talk about fashion >certainly not about womens fashion >suddenly, ella comes out of nowhere >i froze >pete looked at me and understood that ella was coming our way >\"hey pete!\" >and i heard ella's voice for the first time >she had a crackly, deep voice >kinda reminds me of scarlett johansson now... >a lot of people dont think that kinda voice is flattering >but if you found me a soprano that sings agnus dei >i would have told you \"shut that woman up and let ella sing\" >i remembered now... i got it from anthropologie. >\"hey ella!\" - said pete, his heart probably skipping a couple of beats >i have absolutely no idea what shes talking about >\"oh thanks!\" >\"dont mention it... its from last season tho, i dont think you could buy it for your sister. but they might have something similar...\" >\"oh well, thank you for telling me ellal\" >\"youre welcome, see you around pete!\" >\"see you ella!\" >and we watched ella walking away from us gracefuly, until she disappeared in the distance >still looking at her general direction, as if we could still see her >\"dude... your sister is 7...\" >\"yeah i know...\" >\" >\"she is...\" >\"yeah i know... magnificent...\" >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:22:49 No. 595592970 >a week later, pete had another idea >in order to not look like a gay couple >he suggested that we develop this \"manly handshake\" >and establish that we are in fact, bros >like a bunch of idiots, we stayed up all night >working out this complex yet subtle (or so we thought) secret handshake >our stupidity was at an immeasurable new height >pete was chatting up ella, little by little everyday >but he was afraid of becoming a gay bff and lose all chance of dating her >so he requested me to approach them tomorrow at some point mid conversation >and \"apply\" the handshake >ok then >after our economy class >i gave pete some time >then joined them in the cafeteria >as i approached them, pete saw me coming >excused himself like a true boss gentleman > and we started acting out this ridiculous handshake in unison >i mean it was absolute b------- >hands and fingers everywhere clicking and fist bumping and doing other various stuff >it was like the douchebag version of cirque de soleil >halfway thru (yeah it was that long it almost needed an interlude) ella starts laughing her ass off >she was laughing like a crazy person >we freeze >the blood drains away from pete's face >pale as f--- >we realize that we just f----- up >we f----- up immensely >and we force ourselves to turn and face ella >she's trying to silence herself, still laughing >pete and i still holding hands like f-------- >she tries to apologize for laughing >but then she starts laughing even louder >we look around and hope that no other person has acknowledged how dumb we look >fortunately no one other than ella is laughing >but ella is still laughing >> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:23:10 No. 595593016 >pete has this \"this is how i die\" face >im all goodbyeworld.jpeg >ella's laughter finally dies down >and we're looking at her like rabbits caught in headlights >\"guys... i know you're not gay\" - and she starts laughing again >pete looks like hes about to s--- his pants >and i dunno what it was, maybe i started losing my nerve >or maybe it was like a chain reaction to ella's laughter >i start laughing my ass off as well >that \"manly handshake\" started playing out in my head over and over again >and i began to imagine myself doing the handshake >and realized how absolutely idiotic it must have looked like >pete starts laughing as well >all three of us are crying at this point >now people are looking at us like w-- >and that was how i met ella >we finally sit down >im still chuckling like an ape >i extend my hand towards ella >\"hi, im anon\" >she firmly grabs my hand >my god her hands are beautiful >long, slender fingers embrace my hairy man paws like the branches of a delicate flower >she has a very cold touch >almost freezing, but at the same time its such an awakening feeling >i can feel the hairs on my forearm rising >\"hi anon, im ella\" - she responds with a warm smile >and an incredibly sharp, piercing gaze >her spellbinding green eyes are filled with both an \"i got you now\" attitude and an older sisters love >i melt >\"for how long have you guys practiced that stupid handshake?\" - she asks >we start blushing like 5 yo kids Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:24:39 No. 595593247 >\"all night...\" - pete answers as silently as possible >ella claps her hands and pops a loud chuckle >\"i knew it!\" - waving her finger towards us - \"you guys are insecure!\" >pete grumbles >\"oooohh.. its so cute!\"-she puts on a funny face, pouting her spectacular pink lips >im losing my grasp on english language right about now >\"well guys, i know youre not gay... but youre definetely homophobic!\" >\"well... were not...\"-i try to defend myself futilely >\"oh its ok, anon!\" - she smiles-\"i can understand that feeling\" >pete must be losing his mind.. he just sits there, trying to find a way to regain his composure >\"oh come on pete, i know you would feel uneasy, talking to me about fashion\" >pete looks shocked >he doesnt understand how he could be sidelined so bad >\"but.\" - he tries to make a case (which i assume he has none) > its really ok pete. i can sense that you have been working on \"fashion\" (makes a fingerquote) for some time\" >ohfuck.gif >our jaws are sweeping the floor >\"seriously, i know about your fashion class, and your room full of fashion magazines\" >how... pete mumbles >ella winks at pete >im about to lose my s--- >pete looks like hes shot by a cupids 50cal machine gun >hes crushing hard, madly in love >\"how did you know?\"-i ask, since pete cannot come to the phone right now >\"well... first of all, i have a friend in pete's fashion class\" >\"and also, some of your chums were talking about your stash and i overheard them\" >pete silently mouths \"f--- me. >\"but most of all, pete, i can see that you are new to the fashion world\" >\"where did i go wrong?\" - pete must have been losing his hope at this point >\"well, a fashionista... how can i put it... must look more fashionable, dont you think?\" >ella was right. granted, pete didnt walk around wearing s----- flip flops and baggy sweat pants >but he wasnt actually a fashion icon either >pete looks like hes about to burst into tears Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:25:11 No. 595593324 >\"besides, your fashion sense has no context a person who is deeply involved in any subject always speaks in some form of context\" >as ella talks about pete's failure, i feel both incredibly sad and incredibly turned on >maybe im not from a family or a place where there were a lot of smart women around > and maybe i was just a dumb homophobic or maybe even sexist f--- >who thinks all women learn about everything in life by furiously banging ken and barbie dolls into each other in their childhood >but ill be damned if this magnificent woman isnt smart >\"hey its ok pete\" - ella sees pete cringing like a puckered butt hole > know why you did it, you have nothing to be ashamed of\" >pete lightens up like someone stuck a needle full of adrenaline into his chest >meanwhile, im lost in ella's eyes... studying her beautiful face as she talks >\"so, im going to give you your chancel go ahead, ask\" >a-a-a-ask what?\"-pete s---- the bed >ella tilts her head and gives him a \"really?\" face >pete comes around again >gains his composure like a champ for the first time during the conversation >well.. do you want to grab a cup of coffee with me after school?\" >ella smiles at him and playfully nods with her eyes closed >\"I would love that pete\" - and she chuckles >and i sit there like a f----- thinking of asking \"can i come too?\" >ella is beyond words to me >i feel stupid and powerless near her >\"thank you.\"-pete barely makes any sense >i cant imagine being in his place right now >getting the greenlight from ella after believing that he f----- up so badly >ella laughs playfully and changes the subject >so we sat there and talked about our lives and how we knew each other for an hour > and i was able to get to know ella >even if it was for a little bit >but it was an amazing experience Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27:04 No. 595593620 >couple of weeks later >pete and ella were a couple >ive never seen pete so happy >he was over the clouds, all the time >the guy was out of his mind >counting seconds for their next date everytime he kissed ella goodbye >and i was happy for my bro >but at the same time >i couldnt help but feel uneasy everytime i saw ella >ella was still the most amazing woman i have ever seen in my life >nothing came remotely close to matching her beauty >not to mention her wits >and speaking to her was more fun than i could ever have, doing anything >and i was trying extremely hard not to fall for her >i owed it to my bro and to myself >fortunately, ella came to my help >she introduced her fried nicole to me >nicole was the girl in pete's fashion class, the girl ella was talking about >nicole was an incredibly beautiful girl >she was this amazing redhead >5'6\", big soft t------, nice curvy body >pale blue eyes, cute little freckles on her face >you would think that a beautiful girl like ella wouldnt be bffs with another beauty like nicole >9 out of 10 times, you would be right >but ella had no competition >she was beyond competition >ella could have been friends with the biggest bimbo there ever was >or she could have been hanging out with a f------ swedish bikini team >she could have been sleepwalking in her pjs on a victorias secret catwalk at a new years show for all i care >no matter the situation, ella was always the one you looked at first >but yeah... nicole was a bombshell too >and she was something else entirely... Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27:24 No. 595593677 >4 of us started hanging out together >started going to the parties >hanging out after school >going to the movies >and slowly, nicole and i got very close >she had an amazing sense of humor >knew a lot about subcultures and s--- >finally, after a night out together >pete and ella decided to go to ella's room by themselves >turns out ella's roommate was back at home for a family emergency or something like that >and nicole and i kissed >soon after, we officialy became a couple >after what felt like an eternity, i wasnt interested in ella that much >it felt good, not feeling like cheating on my bro >nicole was amazing in bed >in all things related to sex, she was a dream come true >the fantazies she was into were mind boggling >the things she wore to turn me on >stockings, garterbelts, schoolgirl outfits >surprising me with wake up bjs after a long night of sex >OHLAWD >some nights i would think, how the f--- am i supposed to regain my sexual appetite after this >a couple hours later, there she was again >wearing something ridiculously sexy >doing things you could lose your mind for >the places we f----- >and the positions we tried were pure pornographic s--- >it felt like half of my daily diet was being used for producing semen >she wouldnt use condoms >NOSIR >\"wheres the fun in that?\" she asked me the first time we were about to have sex >she sucked my d--- like a vacuum and swallowed everything >smiling like a sassy high school girl >always wanting more and more >> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:27:50 No. 595593726 >good thing i was fit and young >you cant do some of the things she asked for when youre 29 >i would eat her out until i couldnt feel my tongue >the girl was a queen of multiple orgasms >there was no stopping until she said enough >her sexual needs were so immense, i had a hard time satisfying her. >i was scared shitless if there would come a time when im simply not enough >but >she was loyal and honest as f--- >never even flirted with the other guys, let alone cheat on me >i was really skeptical at first >its a complete opposite of what you would expect >i somehow raised the issue with a delicate yet curious manner >i was treading lightly >didnt want to offend her >\"youre mine anon, and im yours\" - she told me >\"nothing will change that until such a time comes that we both decide otherwise\" - she would furiously declare >if there ever was a woman made out of wife material >nicole was the ultimate prototype >her understanding of a relationship was beyond belief >and her connection to me was unbreakable >she was so incorruptible >she would straight up hit the guys trying to chat her up in their faces >\"you come near me again and i swear to god i will use my entire boyfriend like a retractable baton and f--- you in the ass with him\" >thats an actual f------ quote i heard her shout at some poor kid >HOLY F------. S---. >and there i was, standing like a beta f-- who has just won the lottery >my diamond hard d--- pulsating to her commanding voice >then she kisses me like there is no tomorrow >finds an empty room in a house full of partying people >hangs my sock on the door knob >and f---- my brains out >yeah... that was nicole in a nutshell Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:28:17 No. 595593804 >so i have never imagined there would be trouble at the paradise >but come summer time, something else happened >my dad asked one of his old friends in LA for an internship position on my behalf >his friend accepted me to his firm >and while everyone was having a great time >i was supposed to work at the accounting department of this design office in LA >this meant that i wasnt going to spend my summer satisfying nicole >or doing anything fun for that matter >before she went to the airport >nicole kissed me as if we werent going to see each other again, like ever >\"you don't forget who you belong to mister...\" - she told me with tearful eyes >\"I wont nicole, i promise\" >man... the love and care this girl had shown me was something else >even tho i told her numerous times that i loved her - and i meant it >i had this feeling that my love for her didnt even come close to what she felt towards me >\"you take care of yourself, you hear?\" - and she left, hesitantly walking backwards to her bus to the airport >pete had already gone home previous weekend >so i was all by myself, walking around in this college ghost town >on my way back to the dorm >wanting to pack my stuff asap and get ready for my flight to LA >there she was, walking towards me >ella. >\"hey! sup anon?\" - she greeted me with a warm smile >\"hey ella... i just sent off nicole\" >\"awww.. you guuuyyss... she cried right?\" - with a snappy laugh -\"i know she cried!\" >\"haha, well you know her, right?\" >\"she loves you anon, thats why\" - ella reached out and stroked my arm, showing the she cared >for the first time in quite a while, i suddenly felt a jolt, a rush >it was like the time when i first saw her upclose >as her cold hands brushed my skin, my pupils dilated >like the first sip of a morning coffee >a surge of a small dose of adrenaline hit my body >>> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:28:37 No. 595593856 >i quickly broke out of her spell >i had to >\"so.. where are you off to ella?\" >\"oh.. im leaving tomorrow morning, off to see my parents in LA\" >WUT >\"ummm... we might be on the same flight..\" - that was the most sexually neutral thing i could think of at that time >\"you serious? what are you doing in LA?\" - ella asked with a delighted curiosity, her big green eyes glimmering with excitement >\"I have this job my dad arranged for me. im not exactly going there for a vacation\" - i pout >\"awww.dont worry anon, ill keep you company, it will be fine i promise\" - cheerfully reassuring me >my heart skipped a beat >before i could say anything >\"oh! look at the time, i gotta go now, but hey, see you in LA, if not earlier!\" - she winked at me >she waved and started walking in the other direction >after mumbling some non-intelligible verbal expressions like \"hey ye.. wut. oh\" i waved at her >and watched her disappear around the comer > and as i was trying to make sense of what just happened, nicole's teary eyed face kept coming into my mind >i felt like a complete a------ >what the f--- am i so excited about? >i mean... ella is my bro's gf >shes bffs with my gf >what the f--- am i thinking >why am i suddenly feeling awkward again? >i tried not to think about it and started walking away >next morning was even harder for me >we were on the same bus to the airport >and when it was time to check in to our flight >we were side by side >naturally, you cant ask to be seated elsewhere when the person youre trying to avoid is right next to you >i couldnt believe that i was thinking about being seated elsewhere too >ella was not only a friend >she was also the one person i had to think of almost as a sister >i kept texting nicole to make sure that i was ok >reminding myself of \"who i belonged to\" >i was scared, because it wasnt helping at all >acting like everything is alright >i boarded the plane with ella >> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:02 No. 595593916 Replies: >>595631211 >after chatting for a bit with ella >she fell asleep >after some time, i did too >when i woke up >her head was on my shoulder > and my head was on hers >her fragrant hair was all over my face >she smelled of vanilla and berries >her gorgeous scent was so enchanting, i started getting the strangest boner of my life >i was unsure about what to do >do i slowly back off? >do i keep leaning against her head and savor the moment? >what the f--- am i thinking? why is this an issue? now i know there must be a lot of you out there, calling me a beta f-- but if bros before hoes doesnt apply here, then where else? >the only thing i was able to do was to raise my head out of her hair >and sit upright as best as i could >i couldnt bring myself to pull away from her >then as if things couldnt get any worse >she mumbled in her sleep and put her hand on my chest >embracing me as if she was sleeping next to pete >her beautiful hand was lightly hanging on to my shirt >her cold fingertips gently grazing my bare chest >this is torture >pete's voice is ringing in my ears > love her man, i f------ love her\" - the time he told me at a party, watching ella from the other side of the room >with an admiration and love i havent seen before on any mans face >then i remember nicole again >and the discernment and the loyalty she has displayed time and again in the face of temptation >i felt like s--- >concentrated, wc clogging brick of a s--- >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:24 No. 595593961 >an excruciating hour later she woke up >she blinked her eyes rapidly as she tried to sober up >and yawned and stretched >i was losing my mind to the sight of her delicate body >as every muscle on her body vibrated and contracted >i was trying to force myself to look away >not notice her >but i couldnt >she looked at me with her sleepy green eyes >\"oh, sorry anon... i get very untidy in my sleep\" - she chuckled >\"no worries\" - i tried to match her chuckle nerveously >shortly after that, we landed >her parents came to welcome her >she introduced me to them >they were nice people, really warm and welcoming >her mom, after learning that i was gonna be alone in LA >invited me to their place >i kindly declined their invitation, telling that my father has already rented an appartement for me >\"well, next week, you must at least come have dinner with us then!\" - ella ordered >ok then, deal\"-i accepted her offer with a million questions and ideas racing in my mind >shortly after we parted ways, i called nicole and talked to her for an hour >trying to remind myself of who i am >and texted pete, telling him about how ella and i were on the same flight to LA >i hated myself for feeling that an explanation was necessary >\"hey pete, dont worry buddy, my d--- wasnt fully erect the whole time she was sleeping on my shoulder\". sorta thing >\"it got hard only when she started stretching her muscles... its aaalight.\" >F--- >> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:29:44 No. 595594008 >i settled at home >met people at work >its boring but its ok >im in LA, lots of things to do >lots of free time when im not working 9 to 5 >and its only part time so i only work 3 days a week >a week later ella picks me up from work >and we go to her house like i promised >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg >her parents are really cool >lots of drinking, talking, joking around >she has a younger brother, jake >he is 11 >he is a nerd but he is handsome in the same way ella is beautfiul >f------ little man is on his way to become a m------------ 10/10 alpha >i start talking to him >we hit it off really well >i start playing vidya with him in his room: >ella joins in >im like WUT >turns out ella is a hardcore gamer >then the feeling returns once more >ella is sitting between me and jake >and im trying to hide my boner under a n64 controller >feeling like im cheating on nicole again >i start drooling as she kicks our asses in mario kart >\"oh well... ella rubs jake's head >and she turns to me and winks >\"I dunno what you guys were expecting\" >i forget how to speak english as i see her smug face next to mine >her piercing green eyes >her sharp, pointy nose couple inches away from me >her cheeks, red like apples after the rush and excitement of the game >tiny drops of sweat rolling down on her delicate neck >my mouth is wide open >she starts laughing when she sees my dumb as f--- face >\" only play adventure games anyway, monkey island and such...\"- i try to bail out >\"oh is that right, mr. threepwood?\"- ella teases me >OMFG im about to drop dead >her mom calls us for dessert and coffee >i stay for another hour, then her dad drives me back to my place >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:30:03 No. 595594060 >next week, she called me and asked if i wanna hang out >i was afraid of how fast i responded \"yes!\" >she showed me the sights >we went to her favorite places >eating ice cream, hanging out in cafes and s--- >about a month and a half into my stay in LA, i met a couple of her old friends >i could easily see that some of her high school boys were still in love with her >losing their minds over how lucky they are to see her once again >some of them even eyeballed me before ella told them that i was just a friend >\"just a friend\" - she said >and for no i son at all, i felt as if my heart imploded >whats wrong with what she said? >yeah, ofc i was just a friend >it wasnt like i was friendzoned or anything >she had a bf, i had a gf >so i was just a friend >but i was heartbroken nonetheless >we decided to go to the beach next week >so next week, 5 of ella's friends and i were at the beach >9/10 - 10/10 girls with slutty thongs all around us >everyone is like who gives a s--- >i was the only horny f--- checking out every piece of ass around us >ella was wearing these loose summer pants and an old XL white shirt >we find a nice spot >get settled >then ella starts taking off her pants and shirt >.......i force myself to look elsewhere its so painful >i s--- you not >every f------ person within a 50 feet radius starts looking >10/10 girls with tight asses and b------- starts cringing >i can see how jealous they feel >men are hnnnggg >then i say f--- it >i will have to see her body eventually >no escape >and i look at her >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:32:36 No. 595594397 >just a pair of jet black bikinis >in them, the most unquestionably beautfiul woman there ever was >her wavy auburn hair streams to her broad but willowy shoulders >sharp sunlight is glimmering on her bright green eyes >her face is already tanned >reddish spots are formed over her soft cheeks >her petite pink lips >and her sharp, small diamond chin >both moisturized by tiny droplets of sweat >the elongated and tender tendons on her neck line flows >to the most beautiful and deep jugular notch >surrounded by her sharp clavicles >and then i see them.. >i dont think ive ever seen such breasts before >not with my own eyes >not in pictures, not in real life >slightly bigger than plump greyfruits >and smooth and solid as if they were carved out of marble >they stand at attention >amused by the incompetence of frail gravity >her small n------, mildly protruding out of her bikini top >like searchlights, pointing way up into the sky >my eyes hover over that sight for a few seconds >and admire her chest like they have seen the most beautiful work of art ever created >then i look down >see her belly >she has a set of lightly defined muscles surrounding her tummy >her waist is lean >and forms a very elegant and gentle hourglass shape >as they connect to her curvy yet tight hips >another piece of black cloth covers the magnificent V shape >the sight of a barely concealed bulge on the cloth stops my heart for a second >it is an unbelievable awareness, knowing whats behind that cloth >there is a small opening beneath her crotch >and i can see the sandy beach in the background from between her legs >as the lengthy muscles on her thighs expand and contract >and shiver and vibrate to the warm breeze of cali >her small knees play around >and her lower legs keep to the pace >as the tanned muscles around her tibias enjoy the sunlight >her feet dig shallow spots in the sand >tip of her toes curl and point >her heels ascend out of the sand and dance in the air >ella. words are empty... >> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:08 No. 595594484 >my eyes were fixed on ella >ella looks at me >she leans in with a funny smile on her face >her youthful breasts come closer to my face than ever before > you are staring anon!\" - she says calmly while giggling >my face turns into a mexican tomato plantation >she walks by me towards the ocean >looks back with a smile warmer than midday sun >you coming?\"-and runs into the luke warm water while bouncing her perfect fanny >im in a minute, yeah...\" >i wasnt about to display the biggest tent of my life in front of everyone >she voices a snappy laugh and starts backstroking away from the beach >i sit there and start reciting the multiplication table >as if i was with nicole in bed, trying to delay the inevitable >moments later i join her >\"um... sorry about before\" -i apologize sheepishly >hahal dont worry about it, you should have seen pete's face when he first saw me in my underwear\" >mfw.ellainsexyunderwear.jpg >and we're back to where we started. good thing my tent is now underwater >i try to speak but all im doing is keeping my mouth open without saying anything >ella is laughing hysterically >\"are your serious anon?\" >\"s-s-serious how?\" >\"are you seriously thinking of me in my underwear right now?\" >it. it comes and goes\"- WHAT THE F--- AM I SAYING >ella laughs and splashes water to my face >\"come on underwear boy! swim!\" >she starts swimming >i have nothing else to do but follow her >few moments later she stops swimming and turns to me >\"hey did you call nicole? you guys talking, yes?\" >BUZZ KILLI >\"yeah.. why?\" >\"good. you keep doing that. than you can imagine me in my underwear all you want\" >she chuckles like a prankster and starts swimming back >my mouth was like a keyboard with coffee spilled all over it >i followed her back to the beach >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:33 No. 595594547 >i spent the rest of the day thinking about nicole >thinking about pete >and thinking about ella >i really didnt have to think about ella, since she was suntanning her gorgeous body next to me >before everybody went home >ella asked me if i wanted to hang out with her next weekend >i accepted, naturally >after i went home, my dad called >told me to get ready for a trip >wut? >yeah apparently, i was supposed to go to hong kong >turns out, my dad is more connected than i previously believed >i had just a week left to spend in LA >then it was time for hong kong >after i spoke to my dad, pete called >his voice was all f----- up >told me that ella broke up with her a week ago >0 0 >i switched to bro mode and started calling ella a bitch and whatnot >\"dude. stop..\" he said calmly >? >\"she was right this wasnt going anywhere...\" >\"how.. what?\" >Took anon, i have nothing that i can offer to her\" - pete started explaining >he told me how ella was smarter than him and how it wasnt about sex or being an alpha and all that s--- >basically like everything else about her, ella was not exactly your usual sorority girl >she was in her own alpha-omega-f------ club >and pete had nothing more than 4 months worth of fashion class and a few dirty jokes to show for an admission >\"anyways... thought you should know man. take care\" - and he hung up >i was terrified when i realized my first thought was >\"now what do i do with nicole?\" > and my next, >\"what the f--- am i supposed to do in hong kong???\" >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:52 No. 595594587 Replies: >>>595601482 >>595621427 >next week, i decided to ask ella about what happened before we went to the museum >we meet >kiss&hug >\"sup anon!\"-shes cheerful as usual >\"sup ella... so...pete called me >her head becomes apologetically heavy >\"sorry for not telling you anon, didnt want you to think less of me before speaking to pete first\" >\"why?\" >ella looks at me, feeling stuck between her friendship with me and my friendship with pete >\"wasnt working anon.. things dont always work out what did pete say about me?\" >\"only good things\" >\"what did you tell him?\" >\"me? i was just trying to be a bro i guess\" >ella pouts >\"sorry for putting you in that situation\" >this is the first time ive seen ella unable to drive the conversation >she looks way too submissive >i feel bad >\"hey look.. its ok, its not my place to say anything\" - i try to comfort her >ella looks at me, almost waiting for my approval >then i say >\"lets move on, shall we? besides, we have a date\" - WUUUUT >ella blushes >i realize what ive just said and how it might be so easily misunderstood >\"ok..\" - she doesnt push it and saves me from my own demise >we get inside the natural history museum and start wandering around aimlessly >without talking >couldn't tell her that i was leaving for hong kong 2 days from now >both our minds are elsewhere >we get to the prehistorics section >see the dinosaur skeletons and no, they DONT WALK >then we get to the early humans or some other stuff i dunno >i dont remember why but we stopped in front of this neanderthal skull on display >we just look at it Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:11 No. 595594628 >kinda reminds me of something >\"you know.. this looks somewhat familiar.\"-i say without looking at ella >ella doesnt say anything at first, but then >\"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\" >she loudly cracks an evil laughter in the middle of the f------ hall >she looks at me with a funny evil face >with a crackled, badly impersonated manly voice >\"i am a powerful demonic force! i am the harbinger of your doom! let me hear you scream in terror!\" >X X im melting right now >i remember >she gives me a warm smile and starts laughing >i remember why that skull looks so familiar >SHES F------ DOING MURRAY FROM F------ MONKEY ISLAND 3 >mylifeiscomplete.jpeg >everyone is looking at us like w-- is wrong with these people >i get so excited my hands start shaking >\"oh i think i did it a bit too loud\" - she whispers as she keeps chuckling >\"you.. you played mi3?\" -i ask her stammering >\"oh i love it anon!\" - she grins > figured you would remember murray, you being the adventure gamer and all\" >i have nothing to say >at that moment, ella stopped being a crush i could hardly admit to >and turned into my lifes goal i have no idea what to do with >we started talking about monkey island >then full throttle >indiana jones and the fate of atlantis >all lucas arts games >old school adventures >we were cracking jokes >impersonating key characters >acting out funny moments >it got to the point of singing theme songs >thats when we realized we are sitting next to a prehistoric animal >in the middle of the museum >talking about weird games and such like nerds >security is giving us funny looks >we laughed about it and decided to leave Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:31 No. 595594672 >it was getting late, sun was about to set >\"hey anon, come home with me. have dinner with us again!\" - ella grabbed my arm and asked me cheerfully >\"id love that!\" > and we went to her house once more >her parents gladly welcomed me to their home >jake was in a summer camp or some such >during dinner, all we could talk about was games >and anime, comics, the whole nerd nine yards >her mom and dad were giving each other smirky looks >i didnt care >i was losing my mind >ella... the perfect girl... >ella invited me to her room >and that was the first time ive seen ella's room >anime posters on the walls >cute bed sheets with girly flowers and stuff >A WHOLE F------ BOOKCASE FULL OF VIDYA >her neatly folded clothes everywhere >a full repertoire of fashion pete studied to understand for a whole semester >a cute and girly elegance >and a hardcore and tomboyish geekdom >the best of both worlds, if there was ever such a thing >im at a loss for words\" - i declare with my mouth wide open >ella chuckles and playfully punches my shoulder > \"shut up. what were you expecting? wall-to-wall posters of some boyband?\" >\"hahah.. no, i.. i love it..\" - i look around with a huge grin on my face >\"good now im going to beat your ass in mario kart again, sit down\" >as she forcibly seats me on the floor and in front of a small tv >huge amounts of cute hearts gush out of all of my bodily orifices >ella goes over to jake's room and brings the n64 >and we start playing >this is heaven... Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:53 No. 595594731 >she kicks my ass in mario kart again >we switch to SF >she kicks my ass yet again >next we try split screen 007 >and guess what she kicks my ass again >she fires up the PS and starts showing me MGS >ive never played MGS until then, yeah dont judge ok? >she starts telling me about the story, going crazy excited >shows me the controls and starts watching as i fumble around >laughs at my stupidity and ineptness every now and then >i play and play, lose myself, immerse myself in the excellence of MGS >then i pause the game >and realize that she has fallen asleep with her head on my shoulder >her sweet vanilla and berry scent filling my lungs once more >she looks peaceful and happy >i quit the game and put down the controller >i gently embrace her exquisite body >putting my arms behind her back and under her beautiful legs >the thin veneer of her skirt rolls back, revealing her thighs >i carefully carry her to bed >tuck her in >just look at her and appreciate her unbelievable beauty for a moment... >its 3 am, her parents must already be asleep >i dont have any way of returning home >i turn off the tv and the lights >grab a pack of neatly folded tshirts and use them as a makeshift pillow >and curl up on the floor >its hard to fall asleep, the floor is too uncomfy >i hear shuffling behind me >i figure she must be turning around in her sleep >then i feel her hand on my back >then over my shoulder >and she rests it on my chest, pulling a thin sheet of blanket over both of us >her small feet play around and curl up next to mine as she spoons me >i grab her cold hand and press it firmly against my chest >she mumbles and plants her face to the back of my neck >and i fall asleep, madly in love >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:11 No. 595594765 >next morning when i woke up, she was still sleeping >during the night, we ended up facing each other >when i opened my eyes, i found myself looking at her angelic face >her hair was all over me >her hand was still holding on to my shirt >like the time it was back on the plane >i could feel her breath on my lips >i wanted to stay there >more than anything, i wanted to lay next to her forever >and i wanted to kiss her so much >but all i could think of was nicole's face >i carefully reached for my phone in my pocket >nicole left me a text >\"hey you! wanted to surprise you before you go to hong kong, im in LA! call me when you wake up! i love you)\" >OHSHIT.gif >i go pale >my mouth dries up >my heart starts beating to a fight or flight moment >i gently put ella's hand down >and back off without waking her up >i grab my things and exit the house without anyone noticing >i call nicole >she tells me to meet her on venice beach >grab a bite to eat on the way >coffee to wake up >the moment i see her i realize the mistake ive made >my hair is all messed up >im still wearing yesterdays clothes >i didnt even brush my teeth > and my entire body smells like ella's perfume >nevergofullretard.avi >its too late >she sees me and starts running towards me >and jumps to my arms >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:36 No. 595594824 >she digs her lips into my mouth >holds me tightly >starts kissing me furiously >then she slows down >and then completely stops >her hands and arms lose their grasp on me >slowly pulls away >she gently pushes me back to take a better look at me >she sees the guilt and fear on my face >her pupils dilate >she starts turning red >her eyes fill with fury and anger like nothing ive seen before >her right hand pulls back and flies into my face >it lands perfectly >my ears start ringing >my vision is blurred >she doesnt talk >i dont have anything to say for myself >i just stay there, with half of my face completely numb >unable to face her, unable to look her in the eyes >she slowly turns around and starts walking >looks back >...you coming?\" - she looks at me with tear filled mad eyes >i obey and start following her >we sit on a bench overlooking venice beach >we sit there for a few minutes before she finally asks >\"did you sleep with her?\" - she doesnt look at me >\"no >\"did you kiss her?\" >\"no... >she stops for a moment >i realize whats coming.. and its too late >she turns to me with a face full of tears of anger >you... youre in love with her????\" >i cant say anything. i just sit there, my head as low as it can go >\"for how F------ long, anon?\" - her voice trembles >how long?...\" she asks again, barely audible Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:55 No. 595594871 >\"I dont know >she hesitates for a moment and then starts talking again >i should have known... for the past month, you were all ella could talk about anon\" >i couldnt believe what i was hearing >i wake up to the shock of this revelation > \"she talked to you about me?\" - i ask her, with a skeptical and messed up face >\"yeah..\" - she opens her eyes wide, sarcastically >\"can you believe that? you became her number one friend\" >\"her confidant\" >\"her bff\" - she violently fingerquotes her snappish remark >i dont have anything to say to nicole >\"...and i cant be angry at her for getting close to you, anon...\" >she stopped >\"but you...\" - she gets close to my face and puts her index finger sharply to my chest >you should have known better\"-tapping my chest with her finger >\"...answer me anon\" - she whispers >\"ANSWER MEI\" >WHAT??\"-i turn to her >she jumped back with a surprise >this was the first time she has seen me scream at anyone, let alone her >\"what do you want me to say nicole? that i love her? that i care for her? that no matter how i feel about you, i cant control how i also feel about her? that even when you and i were just friends and ella was with pete, i couldnt help but feel a strong desire for her?\" >nicole didnt talk she just stood there and watched me talk with a heartbroken face > \"what do you want me to say nicole?\" >\"what do you want me to say? that the first thing i felt was relief when pete told me that she broke up with him?\" >\"ok...\" - she whispered and stared into the distance *** >we continued to talk >getting angry at each other at times >but it was more upsetting than vexing >after an hour of furious argument >we were tired >even when p----- off, nicole didnt hold back her love for me >she got close to me and put her head on my shoulder >and we started watching the sunset Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:21 No. 595594929 >\"you know what anon...\" - she spoke kindly, like a whisper - \"there isnt enough sex tricks in the world to keep you away from ella\" >i froze. i felt like a sharp object has pierced thru my chest >\"and there isnt enough small jokes, bouquet of flowers or boxes of chocolate that pete can come to her door with\" >she sighed. >\"so he can hold on to ella...\" >i couldnt speak... couldnt breathe >\"and its alright anon... no matter what we do, you guys were made for each other\" - she spoke as she gave in to reality >\"so you go ahead. i told you that you were mine until we both decided otherwise\" >\"and we both decided otherwise, you know that...\" >i sat there... with nicole's head on my shoulder > staring blankly into the crowd of people on venice beach >knowing that theres no amount of rights i can make to fix the wrong i did her >the person who loved me so blindly, so vigorously >that even in the moment of her defeat, she still wanted what was best for me >\"just do one last thing for me..\"-she whispered >i tumed my face to her >and kissed her with a passion like i never have >she held my face in her small hands >and broke our bond >\"go\" she said, trying to hold back her tears >\"go before i change my mind... go!\" - she started to cry >holding her hand, i got up. i hesitantly started stepping away >our arms stretched and reached their length as our fingertips grazed each other and broke away >i started walking backwards... >looking at her >realizing what i have done >feeling like s--- >nicole wasnt looking at me >her head dropped >the palms of her hands were trying to hide the tears >she was quietly sobbing >i gasped for air and forced myself away from her >trying not to think about it >running away like an a------ >i must have walked for 3 hours >not knowing what to do >it was getting late >i finally made my decision >i hailed a cab >and gave the driver ella's home address Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:38 No. 595594961 >i arrive at ella's house >i approach her door >not knowing what to expect >i ring the bell >the door opens >my heart stops when i see her >she lowers the cellphone from her ear >looks at me >\"that was nicole...\"- she shakes the phone in her hand >her beautiful green eyes are bloodshot >tears running down her face >she closes the door >\"ella..\"-i breathlessly shriek >i turn my back to her door >i start walking >and then collapse >i start crying like a bitch >this is just too much >first nicole >and now ella. >the door quietly clicks open again >the afternoon sun casts a shadow over me >the shadow eagerly waits >\"what did she say to you...\"- i can barely speak >\"that you loved me more than her, you stupid f---\" >a cold hand grabs my collar >and pulls me with force >i stumble and walk to ella's door, following her stern pace >tears and snot on my face, ugly as f--- >as i pass thru the doorway >she turns around >violently slams the door with a flick of her hand >and pins me to the shut door with force >stuffs my face with her lips >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:36:59 No. 595595006 >my heart is beating like a jackhammer >she just stays frozen >her lips nailed to mine >her chilled hands hanging from my collar >her intense kiss gently becomes tender >and she stops kissing me >clumsily wipes my wet face with her hands >sporadically chuckling her heart out while crying tears of joy >\"you look like s---..\"- she laughs nerveously >i smile and laugh >\"come on.. you need a shower\" >she drags me to her bathroom and gives me fresh towels >i take a shower for an hour >trying to calm my nerves, trying to make sense to this calamity >i take way longer than usual >knowing that when i get out i will have to face her >and have a talk >i finally get out and wrap myself with her towels >go to her room >ella is in her pjs >her hair is wet >she must have had a shower too >shes sitting on her bed all curled up, holding on to her legs >she has a deeply concerned look on her face >i sit next to her and stare at the wall >expecting a million questions >she simply says >\"go ahead, say it\" >i dont understand.. i mean say what??? >\"say it\" she tells me again with a calm voice >\"...i love you\" >\"good\" >she puts her hands on my face >and her lips on mine >and gives me the warmest, most gentle kiss i could have imagined >we fall back to the bed >she embraces me Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:15 No. 595595047 >while her freezing hands caress my skin like ice >her hot soft lips brush against my face like a velvet cloth >i hold her tightly >she opens her arms and lays back >presents herself to me with an innocent smile on her face >i take my time and study her >i dont want to rush anything >\"my parents are gone for the day... we're aaaaall alone\" - she sings playfully >i have all the time in the world >i rub her tummy >and kiss the notch under her neck >she sighs >ella holds on to me tightly and locks me into herself with her legs >we stay like that for a long time >kissing and touching each other >enjoying the warmth of our bodies >she pulls her knees up, almost reaching my head >using her toes >she carefully grips the edge of the towel on my waist >starts to slide it down surgically >exposing me >ella looks down >then looks up >and flashes me a suggestive smirk >her legs are gingerly dancing on my upperbody >i can feel the muscles on her legs expanding and contracting as they move around >i slide my hand from her back to her bottom >i feel the magnificent curvature of her strained hips >and catch the waist of her pj bottoms with my fingers >i slowly pull them down along with her panties >i feel a gush of warmth in my hand >i touch her silky smooth bare bottoms >she bites her lips and dives in to my lips again >shes kissing me strenuously this time >hot air licks my face as she exhales from her small pointy nose >> Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:37 No. 595595102 >and then i closed my eyes >and pressed my entire body againts hers >we slowly curled up into each other >getting closer and closer >you would think there is a physical limit to how close you can get to someone >that limit is not really as apart as it may seem >there is a point where you fail to distinguish skin from skin >we hugged each other so tightly >grabbed onto each other like dear life >as if we somehow let go, we would fall to our deaths >we became one >i dont remember at which point we were actually \"having sex\" >with that amount of love and such a strong intimacy >you dont really understand whats going on >you dont pay attention to how youre \"satisfying\" yourself and your partner >its not about tips and tricks anymore >its not about knowing what limb to touch >or where to kiss, lick or do whatever >that level of unity transcends virtually every \"health\" magazine b------- you can read about sex and intimacy >time loses meaning >that night, i dont remember for how many hours >we were inseperable >we didnt say a word the entire time >no screaming, no loud noises >just heavy breathing >lots of heavy breathing >the only thing that i cared >her hands werent cold anymore >her touch was warm to me, for the first time >and the only memory i cherished more than anything else >was the feeling that as if we have known each other for all our lives >that night, ella wasnt a couple months old friend whom i cheated on my girlfriend or betrayed my best buddy for >she was the one person dearest to me, above everyone else >she was my missing piece >after a long long time has past, i remember finally whispering >\"i love you\" >and falling into the deepest, most relaxed sleep i have ever had Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:37:56 No. 595595138 >it was almost dawn when i woke up >ella woke up with me >\"I have to tell you something...\"- i told her >she looked at me, scared and upset >\"I have to go to hong kong for 2 months today i wont be able to spend the rest of summer with you...\" >whatever she was expecting, hearing this news relieved her >she sighed and planted a passionate kiss on my cheek >\"its ok... we will see each other in school\" - she whispered to me softly >\"after all, i have you now.. >i couldnt have been happier >hong kong seemed like a punishment after everything that has happened >but i knew ella would wait for me >ella sent me away >convinced me that if we spent even more time >or if she would come to LAX to see me off, the distance and time would be even harder to bear >i agreed >as i was dragging my feet to leave her, i kissed her so much, she had to physically push me away >giggling with a sleepy face >\"go now! go or you will miss your flight!\" >i went home, hastily packed my bags and left for the airport >all i could think of was her >the cab driver had to ask me \"where to?\" like 3 times *** >after i landed and got settled in hong kong >we started talking on skype Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:40:00 No. 595595445 Replies: >>595626930 File: 1422675600227.jpg-(609 KB, 800x2394, ella-letter-mi3.jpg) >the room was left untouched >nothing was changed since ive been there more than a year ago >even her neatly folded clothes were still on her chair >her vidya archive >her anime posters on the walls >her mom opened a drawer >and took out a cd case and a letter >and handed them to me >i believe these are for you, anon\" >she put them into my violently shaking hands >she kissed me on my forehead and left the room >i sat on the bed >the bed in which we had the chance to spend a single night together >a single night. >i looked at the cd case >and immediately burst into the tears i was holding back before >crying my eyes out, i started reading her letter >the letter she couldnt send to hong kong pic related, letter and the cd case >after i read the letter >i was in fetus position on her bed >crying >the love and the loss were too much >someone slowly sat next to me >and i felt a familiar hand on my face >i put my head on her lap >while nicole caressed my hair >and calmed me down >im here...\" - she whispered >and hugged me as she too quietly cried LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY PRESENTS THE CURSE OF MONKEY SLAND KA LUCAS Aris THE THE CURSE OF ONKEY SLAND MMONAL L I HOPE YOU'RE DANG WELL IN HONG KONG. I HISS YOU. AND I'M CAREFULLT ASSUMING THAT YOU HISS HE too! \u263a BUT, SURPRISE! I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! UNFORTUNATELY, THE WAS THE ONLY GOPY I COULD FIND. It's A PIRATED VERSION I GOT FROM BULGARIAN GUY ON EBAY. H WORKS JUST FINE! F YOU GET BORED AND YOUR LONGING BECOMES N THE CARIBBEANS, AND I'll HELP YOU SAVE ELAINE FROM THE CURSE! UN BEARABLE, HAGINE YOURSELF LOVE FROM LA YOUR HURRAY, ELLA D 0 >>Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:40:23 No. 595595497 Replies: >>595599904 >>595604232 >>595618690 >>595622986 >>595625245 >>595626136 >>595630359 >>595631618 >next semester >nicole and i got closer >she stopped avoiding me >and we became friends again >she understood what i have been thru >and altho ive broken her heart >she knew i didnt mean to >she knew how much i loved ella >she knew the love ive felt for ella didnt mean i didnt value her >2 years later we started dating again >moved to chicago together >another 2 years after that, we got married >and i slowly forgot about ella >while organizing old stuff at our house >i came across ella's letter and the mi3 cd case >when i started feeling bad >she convinced me to write the story down >so i could get it off my chest >i dont want to read it\" - she said with a sad face > it will be too much for me. but you have to write it down\" >her love and care were heavenly >you need this anon\" > accepted >it was new back then and the connection was s----- >but it was better than nothing >eveyday we would talk, sometimes hours >there was so much time difference, i was almost an entire day ahead of LA >but we made it work >our intimacy was not limited to sex >and our friendship was more than just ambiguous flirting >the things we shared, the moments we lived >even tho they were digital and thousands of miles apart >i was still in heaven >last night after i finished writing my story >nicole convinced me to frame ella's letter >i looked at her, i was almost about to cry >she gently held my face in her hands > its good to remember anon\" - and she planted a tender kiss on my lips >she was a good person. you loved her and she loved you\" >i dont even know what to say >i framed the letter and put it on my nightstand >we got under the blankets on a cold winter night >we cuddled >she embraced me and placed her head on my chest y whispered into my ear >and youre mine anon, and im yours...\" > and as i have said before...\" - she was almost asleep >with an amorous smile on her face > until such a time comes we both decide otherwise, nothing will change that\" >and i fell asleep next to the woman i loved >embracing the woman that loves me and this is the end of my story... 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I got you now!\" while I do this >Do this multiple times a month, each time in a different costume like Spider Man, Green Lantern, etc. >Do this for around 6 months until I got a regular job Anonymous 01/01/15(Thu)13:19:52 No.589805822 File: ooooh.jpg (7 KB, 267x200) >>589805467 >\"f--- yeah Superman! i got you now!\"","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/956/208/2c0.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 868; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/956/208/2c0.png","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 1;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":130,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/956/208/2c0.png","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2956020","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2956216","created_at":"2024-11-25T03:20:57-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 9 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-25T03:25:11-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 9 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Anon is a professional cosplayer | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2956208-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":32,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2956208/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2956208/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2956208-greentext-stories#comments","id":2956208,"offset":9,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false,"mobile_ad":"&lt;div class='ad-unit-wrapper'&gt;\n&lt;div class='ad-unit-label'&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div class='content-unit-wrapper'&gt;\n&lt;div class='shemedia-ad' data-amp-ad-slot-type='mobileincontent' data-shemedia-size='mobileincontentnativecontent' id='kym_gallery_mediumrect_mobile_2'&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;\n"},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2956020-greentext-stories","alt":"Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks \u25bc Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >\"America first\" >\"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!\" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/956/020/61a.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 482; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/956/020/61a.png","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":284,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/956/020/61a.png","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2955758","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2956208","created_at":"2024-11-24T18:21:17-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 18 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-25T08:03:53-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 5 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Netherlandistan | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2956020-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":69,"like_count":1,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2956020/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2956020/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2956020-greentext-stories#comments","id":2956020,"offset":10,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2955758-greentext-stories","alt":": Anonymous 990 KB PNG 11/24/24(Sun)15:40:51 No.79551945 >>79551899 (OP) # >There's no fixing a life time of crippling loneliness. i will fix you anon","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/955/758/0ed.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; 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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2024 03:43:09 No.62294617 Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2024 20:21:52 No.62292548 Report Quoted By: >>62292573 >>62292630 >>62292637 >>62293384 >>62295903 >>62299995 >>62303508 >>62304209 >>62292540 Eh, when you seen 80+ vatnik suicides, they start to blend together. I'm happy he did it, but its stale at this point Report Quoted By: >>62294670 >>62294719 >>62295812 >>62295861 >>62299650 >900+ days of watching ziggers kill themselves while sipping coffee before starting my day. This can't be healthy in the long run. Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2024 17:44:19 No.62299650 Report Quoted By: >>62300410 >>62294617 See, this proves to me that nothing about man has changed since the times of the Colosseum or horrific medieval public executions. I think it's natural for modern sensibilities to think 'oh, how could you watch that it'll disturb you', but we've been doing nearly exactly the same thing for most of our history. Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2024 21:35:31 No.62300410 Report Quoted By: >>62300563 >>62300777 >>62299650 i think that once you get past the initial shock of seeing someone die, it becomes quite easy to just watch ziggers die much like f------ your sister, or crossing other taboo lines, once you have done it once, it's really easy to just do it more iirc jeffrey dahmer said that about killing people, that once he had killed a few times, actually it was really easy to do, and he wanted to do it more Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2024 22:18:58 No.62300563 Report Quoted By: >>62300571 >>62301257 >>62301261 >>62301267 >>62301272 >>62301279 >>62301285 >>62300410 >much like f------ your sister, or crossing other taboo lines, once you have done it once, it's really easy to just do it more greentext NOW Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:15:02 No.62301257 Report Quoted By: >>62301297 >>62301905 >>62302701 >>62300563 1/? the whole thing was her idea, and i guess i should probably preface this by saying that we're not really normal >be me >have sister 1yr younger than me >have s----- childhood marked by parental neglect >really close with each other, probably some kind of coping mechanism >neither of us makes many friends at school >no gf/bf >just hang out with each other, sometimes sleep together in the same bed it's easy tho, we always got on really well, apart from when we were ten and nine for about a year for some reason >a bit lonely tho.mpeg >close with each other, so it's okay, hang out all the time, talk about everything, talk about sex occasionally because we are dumb and horny and have nobody else to talk to >not into each other so whatevs it isn't weird or maybe we were, i don't know, it's hard to say, it's not like i didn't appreciate that she was hot, even way back when we were tweens, but it's different i guess, maybe other anons with sisters can explain better >laugh at dank memes on the interwebs together, what are you doing step bro is everywhere for some reason >both think it's really funny >privately i think it's really hot tho >lockdown >stuck at home for months together, just us >no school, no parents, no supervision, nothing to do >we just hang out like we're on holiday together >watch anime, play vidya, read books, go for walks together, occasionally raid the liquor cabinet and get drunk watching movies in bed one time we woke up almost cuddling, we were fully clothed but i had a really uncomfortable boner lel Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:16:03 No.62301261 Report Quoted By: >>62301297 >>62301905 >>62302701 >>62300563 2/? >she's really into the flowers in the attic books and wants to watch game of thrones together if i had known what was going on in either of these i probably could have seen things coming, but it turns out i'm dumb as a rock >see jamie f------ cersei >surprise.wav >she says it's hot, i'm taken aback >she pauses it right as bran walks in on them and we talk about i----- >i say it's always wrong, she says it depends, i make fun of her for being a brocon, she gets real mad and storms out, i almost have to beg her to come back to finish the episode >she's really nice to me for the next few days, but it's weird, like she's walking on eggshells all the time, we don't spend much time together apart form a few meals >things go back to normal afer a few days, and for the rest of lockdown, nothing really interesting happens >was really sad at the end tho, we both were, kind of didn't want it all to end desu >after lockdown >life resumes, but honestly i just want to hang out with my sister >it's just us at home still, parents show up occasionally but are barely there, haven't seen them together in ages at this point >kinda shirk my responsibilities, really just waiting out each day for when it's over and we can spend more time together >talk about lockdown sometimes, both miss all the chill times together >we start doing date night a few times a week, although we don't call it that >sometimes i'll wear a suit, sometimes she wears a nice dress, we eat a nice meal, then do something together like have a drink and watch anime and movies in bed, or play vidya together, we played through all of overcooked 1 and 2 together would recommend View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO \u2610 verification_not_required.png, 541 KiB, 1024x749 Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:17:32 No.62301267 Report Quoted By: >>62301297 >>62301905 >>62302701 >>62300563 3/? >watching the crush one date night >we both get mad at mc for being a gigasoi and not f------ alicia silverstone when she's gagging for it some details of all this escape me but i remember this part clear as day >her face is real close to mine and she says \"it's hot because it's forbidden\" >she was looking right into my eyes when she said it >ragingboner.exe >have to pull away a bit or it would probably poke right into her >she just stares at me for a long time, felt like hours, was probably three seconds >realise my heart is racing >j------- furiously to alicia silverstone later that night we talked about that night a few weeks ago, it's probably a core memory for me, it was the first time i can think of being really aroused by her, it was like being hit by lightning at the time >we both become kind of recluses during this time, we kind of just go back on holiday with each other >our parents only show up every two weeks or so, so it's pretty easy to just pretend like we're living normal lives >we end up watching heaps of horny as movies together, her picks every one >thirteen, 9 songs, fifty shades, cruel intentions, etc... >horny.tiff >she teases me for liking what i call her blue french films >like it's the setup for a p---- she asks me if i have a boner when they are having that threesome in wild things >i deny it, and she calls me a liar >some time passes >one night we are pretty drunk in bed together, we're laughing about something and she just rolls over and gives me a big hug, and plants a kiss right on my forehead >and then more of them >i say it's really nice, and we're laughing, and she's kissing my face all over >and then i'm kissing her face, and she's laughing trying to push me away >she's tickling me to get me to stop, and without even thinking about it i just kiss her right on the mouth >we both pull back and i practically run from the room >weirdboner.wav Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:18:33 No.62301272 Report Quoted By: >>62301297 >>62301454 >>62301905 >>62302701 >>62300563 >comes into my room a few days later >she's sad that we aren't hanging out like usual >says it's okay, it's not weird, we were just fooling around and that things just got a little out of hand, and that she's not mad at me >tell her that i'm really confused because it just happened so easily >have to confess to her that it was my first kiss and i liked how soft it was >she tells me that she liked it too >we just stare into each other's eyes for an eternity >and then we're both just holding each other and kissing s--- was so cash, i grabbed her t-- and everything, more horny in that moment than i've ever been in my life >clumsily pulling each other's clothes off down to our underwear >one second she's crouched over me rubbing my r----------- through my underpants >then i'm on top of her >then she's on top of me and we're grinding our hips together >we don't really know what the f--- we are doing but it feels incredible >then she's pulling down my underwear >i take off her bra >we're staring into each other's eyes, not making a sound >we just go to sleep holding each other >it's like there's this wall between what us and what we want to do and we stop >next morning we are talking >i say it's probably good that we stopped because i don't have any condoms anyway >deadpan she says \"well then maybe you should go and get some\" >immediately get up without a word and go to the nearest pharmacy to get some, buy like half a dozen different boxes lel >get back, she's still in bed, probably half an hour later, the mood has left us >i put my hand on her stomach >she practically recoils at my touch >asks what i'm doing >i say \"i'm touching your sexy body\" cringe, don't hate me i was only a teenager, i was probably salivating at the time >she gets up in just her underwear, says \"it's like you're speaking another langugage\" and leaves, leaving me with the bluest balls that there have ever been >i lie there in bed f------ dying >eventually i get up and go about my day Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:19:39 No.62301279 Report Quoted By: >>62301297 >>62301905 >>62302701 >>62300563 5/? >don't see her for a whole day, no idea where she was, maybe a hotel, maybe hiding somewhere in the house? >the next night she is in the lounge dressed in this black dress and red top thing under it, her face all made up, and she just grabs me and hugs me for ages >i don't say a word, just hug her back >she has never looked better, and i tell her so >she drags me to the couch doing that anime move where she brushes her t--- up against my arm, holding my hand with both of hers >she says she doesn't know what is going on with us, but we should let it happen, she says she wants us to be together and just kisses me >softly at first, but we are so horny for each other that we are immediately all over each other >her dress is gone >bra is gone >my clothes have all been taken off me >she's naked and under me on the couch i'll never forget >as she's pulling my d--- towards her she whimpers \"please f--- me\" and there's this moment again where there's like this force holding us apart, even though i've never wanted anything more in my life >we stay there for what felt like an eternity, my d--- just touching her p---- in the lightest way >finally someone moved and we really rub against each other >and then it's all over >nobody could resist that feeling, i asked her if she was ready, and she just squeaked and nodded, and i went in Report Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:21:23 No.62301285 Quoted By: >>62301297 >>62301367 >>62301722 >>62301905 >>62302529 >>62302701 >>>62303565 >>62303810 >>62304033 >>62305046 >>62305451 >>62305926 >>62305984 >>62306189 >>62312353 >>62300563 6/6 i won't bore you with the details of our s----- virginal sex, was pretty quick, honestly it was over in an instant, probably only lasted a minute, but it was incredible, and we had sex again almost immediately after i came, the second time lasted a bit longer and that was that, this was probably october 2020 the next day we woke up together and could barely look each other in the eye so we spooned for a bit instead i got hard while we were spooning, but she said she was worn out and sore lel the second time we f----- we barely hesitated in the slightest, in fact when we got into bed together to watch a movie we barely even let it play and just immediately got to f------ it still felt very wrong, but i couldn't resist her, and she wanted me so much, it was like our bodies were talking to each other and after the second time, honestly it stopped feeling wrong, or maybe i just stopped thinking about it it's late, so i probably won't be in the thread to answer any questions but to head some obvious ones off early we're rich and weird, try not to judge we still f--- like rabbits i don't know if we have real plans for the future, but at least for my part i just want to be with her, and i think she just wants to be with me neither of us wants children, i had a vasectomy a few years ago, which is excellent because she doesn't really like c-- and prefers me to just c-- inside her, she says it's easier to deal with it that way my favourite gun is my cz 600 Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:24:20 No.62301297 Report Quoted By: >>62301311 >>62301257 >>62301261 >>62301267 >>62301272 >>62301279 >>62301285 This has no bussiness being posted here Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:39:42 No.62301367 Report >>62301285 >my favourite gun is my cz 600 This explains everything have a nice day View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 42837F3E-96B3-45B1-8EA1-45205360 (...).jpg, 73KiB, 600x515 Report Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 01:54:17 No.62301454 >>62301272 Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 02:42:27 No.62301722 Report >>62301285 >my favourite gun is my cz 600 Excellent weapons story Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 07:21:11 No.62303565 Report Quoted By: >>62304173 >>62301285 Good luck to both of you, if you move away no one needs to know you are related and you can be more public. Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 04:52:43 No.62302529 Report Quoted By: >>62304173 >>62301285 good story. thanks for typing that all out anon View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO W--.jpg, 35KiB, 1000x563 Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 05:21:47 No.62302701 Report >>62301272 >>62301257 >>62301261 >>62301267 >>62301279 >>62301285 >mfw this is like The Cement Garden if it were written by a Zoomer instead of a Boomer Dude, what the f---, man?! View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1707372621089947.jpg, 200KiB, 1327x1062 Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 08:30:17 No.62304033 Report Quoted By: >>62304173 >>62305046 >>62292540 >Here's another video of a guy getting his face blown off by a drone, writhing around on the ground in pain, before finally killing himself >>62301285 >Alright, anyway, here's the story of how I f----- my sister. Never change, /k/. 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