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It was really bad... what happened in Raccoon City is -- some people are saying -- the worst, in terms of zombies. When I launched that nuke to take out the city -- and people were saying \"don't do it,\" but I did it, I had to -- I was praying \"please, let some good American heroes escape the blast zone.\" And here you are, a fine American cop, surviving zombies and all sorts of things... We love saying \"zombies,\" don't we, folks? Some people, they don't really like that, they look for any reason to criticize me... They go on NBC and say \"Trump said 'zombies.' You can't call them 'zombies,' they're 'infected.\" Can you believe this, folks? They get offended if you say \"zombies,\" you gotta use some politically correct term. But they're out there... groaning, rotting, and -- some say -- eating people. They're zombies. 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How do I let my best friend down nicely? 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TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk \"mad\" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >\"I will make it political just to make chuds mad\" >\"And i achieved it! i made people mad\" >\"F--- chuds!\" >\"Win!\" >\"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!\" >\"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-\" >\"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!\" >\"t-they are bigots!\" >\"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!\" >\"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!\"","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/958/183/cea.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 758; 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