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Dilating? Discharge? Surely he knows about those, right? \u2610 Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)09:13:54 No.208555456 >they dilated too greedily and too deep \u2610 Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:32:39 No.208558611 >>208558650 >>208558874 >>208559179 >>208561004 File: 1848753323.jpg (235 KB, 1578x794) >>208562637 >>208563342 >>208563396 \u2610 Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)08:51:02 No.208554915 \u25ba>>208555000 >>208555058 >>208555517 >>208558557 >>208560388 File: sarahmann.png (649 KB, 1280x720) >a great wound, with no clitoris >wreathed in shame Paying >> \u2610 Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:34:28 No.208558650 >>208558611 Beautiful Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:44:20 No.208558874 >>208558611 kek \u2610 Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)14:47:57 No.208562439 File: 1738665836072556.jpg (211 KB, 1920x800) That wound will never fully heal. 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All the other b------- they threw at me wasn't enough? Even if I salvage my life and try and start a family I can't enjoy it. It's hopeless. Why would they f--- me over like this? All they had to do is say no. Anonymous (ID: A8x07d/4 )! >>497295977 (OP) 02/12/25(Wed)18:05:34 No.497296456 Every day I thank Odin I'm uncircumcised. At least your unvaxxed right anon? 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Taxation is theft besides being a complete waste of money","entry_id":6166,"entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/007/216/064.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 602; max-height: 461;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/007/216/064.png","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 1.3058568329718003;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":133,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/003/007/216/064.png","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007215","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007217","created_at":"2025-02-12T19:20:49-05:00","updated_at":"2025-02-12T19:25:09-05:00","creator_id":575140,"add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Two households, both alike in dignity. | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007216-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":42,"updated_date_string":"February 12, 2025","created_date_string":"February 12, 2025","like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/3007216/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/3007216/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"spoiler":false,"not_spoiler_or_nsfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007216-greentext-stories#comments","id":3007216,"offset":75,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false,"show_ads":true},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007215-greentext-stories","alt":"Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: B82kgw/u) If Reddit was right wing X 36 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)17:50:56 No.497295023 Upon using X for 5 weeks, I changed my mind. Reddit is no longer the most retarded website. Literally no website is more humourless than X. Everybody takes nothing with a grain of salt and will immediately react with hostility to any obvious joke. Every X user genuinely believes that the world revolves around this website. Example? You ever heard of a MAGA communist? You would have on X They have a real hate boner for pedos but corporal punishment gets a free pass. Some forms of child abuse are more equal than others. The same people who licked trumps a------ during the election are now complaining about his support of Israel What did you expect, really? Anonymous (ID: t4RpV7sk)! >>497295023 (OP) kill yourself diarrhea drinker Anonymous (ID: B82kgw/u) >>497295086 02/12/25(Wed)17:51:42 No.497295086 02/12/25(Wed)17:59:38 No.497295895 See, this is the kind of fire I like to see in online discourse.","entry_id":6166,"entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/007/215/887.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 604; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/007/215/887.png","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0.6771300448430493;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":257,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/003/007/215/887.png","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007174","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007216","created_at":"2025-02-12T19:20:45-05:00","updated_at":"2025-02-15T09:48:18-05:00","creator_id":575140,"add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Some men just want to see the world burn | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007215-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":48,"updated_date_string":"February 15, 2025","created_date_string":"February 12, 2025","like_count":1,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/3007215/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/3007215/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"spoiler":false,"not_spoiler_or_nsfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007215-greentext-stories#comments","id":3007215,"offset":76,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false,"show_ads":true},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3007174-greentext-stories","alt":"Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2025 02:23:35 No.41545529 View Report >be me >out with friends >walk arouund uncomfortably with them as they all have a nice group convo, try to keep up and say something funny and relevant but the vibes just hit the floor every time >debrief with that one close friend. \"You were being boring anon\" >Fuaark. Time to find new friends S----- stilted small talk. I can't begin to understand how groups of people can hang out with each other and just gel. 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