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OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:16 No.21909036 File: 1376270162246.gif-(1.93 MB, 357x296, the-rock-slow-clap.gif) >>21909006 Preach. >>>GG1 ICJ2mFMy0uk 08/11/13(Sun)21:19 No.21909104 File: 1376270390511.jpg-(60 KB, 750x937, 1104sr_01_z+the_fonz+.jpg) >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909128 >>21909006 YES File: 1376270480363.jpg-(82 KB, 270x479, PART 1373675547968.jpg) >>21909006 wowza >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909066 File: 1376270295612.gif-(1.93 MB, 235x240, 1356692993715.gif) >>21909006 Well said. >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909069 File: 1376270296780.gif-(424 KB, 150x113, 1373919006799.gif) >>21909006 das bretty gut mane >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909134 File: 1376270509691.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, Citizen Kane_Clap_by_Flyi(...).gif) >>21909006","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/952/257/0b8.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/952/257/0b8.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 1;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":96,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/952/257/0b8.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952256","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952258","created_at":"2024-11-19T12:05:40-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"8 days ago","updated_at":"2024-11-19T12:10:13-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"8 days ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Anon is a thirsty hypocrite | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952257-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":68,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952257/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952257/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"spoiler":false,"not_spoiler_or_nsfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952257-greentext-stories#comments","id":2952257,"offset":91,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952256-greentext-stories","alt":"Anonymous Chinese Genetic Engineer Says (...) 11/19/24(Tue)11:08:47 No.103232601 Jiankui He @Jiankui_He Gene editing therapy before birth will be priced at a few thousands of dollars, affordable to most families. 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I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 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What's this guy kvetching about? \u2610 Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 \u25ba >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? \u2610 Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). 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