Jason Schwartzman is Having More Fun than You

This blog is a “documentation of the jealousy manifest upon imagining Jason Schwartzman’s presumably charmed existence.”

It was inspired by two art majors who were not enjoying their New Years evening. They joked about how Jason Schwartzman’s New Years Eve was probably incredible compared to theirs. The scenario they concocted, which is the first meme post, was this:

“While you are spending your New Year’s eve eating pizza, Jason is spending his riding his newly purchased cruise liner powered by the sweat of angels down a moonlit river heading toward a private island. The pizza he eats was shipped from Italy and baked with gold leaf embedded in the artisan cheese filled crust. Perhaps our New Years could have been just as splendid if we were Schwartzman himself.”