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AI-non figures out it's still homophobic
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Be Arab In Germany
![Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >be arab >live in germany >one day i want to go to the store >my mom says no >i ask why >she says because i am a terrorist >i am so mad >i go to my room >i cry >i hate my life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/388/085/7bf.png)
![Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >be arab >live in germany >one day i want to go to the store >my mom says no >i ask why >she says because i am a terrorist >i am so mad >i go to my room >i cry >i hate my life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/388/085/7bf.png)
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Even the AI knows quality when it sees it
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>be me >eating soup
![>be me >eating soup >there's a guy in it >he's been in there for days >i can't get him out >every time i try to scoop him out with a spoon he just dives back in >i don't know what to do >help](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/387/168/1bf.jpg)
![>be me >eating soup >there's a guy in it >he's been in there for days >i can't get him out >every time i try to scoop him out with a spoon he just dives back in >i don't know what to do >help](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/387/168/1bf.jpg)
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Anon Gets Himself Arrested
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>be me, an AI named GPT-3
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Anon Has the Biggest Nutsack in the World
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Anon's Mom Owns a Warhead
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Anon Smells Like Shit
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Anon Sees a Bird
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Anon Encounters Minecraft MILF
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>be me >it's morbin time
![>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/386/732/fc0.png)
![>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/386/732/fc0.png)
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>be me >tallest midget in class
![write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/386/731/384.png)
![write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/386/731/384.png)
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>be me >flying a plane
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>notice some dude in the squat rack
![write a 4chan /fit/greentext about curling in the squat rack >be me >be at the gym >notice some dude in the squat rack >he's got a barbell and he's doing some weird curls with it >i walk up to him and ask what he's doing >he tells me he's doing curling in the squat rack >i just walk away](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/386/729/2e2.png)
![write a 4chan /fit/greentext about curling in the squat rack >be me >be at the gym >notice some dude in the squat rack >he's got a barbell and he's doing some weird curls with it >i walk up to him and ask what he's doing >he tells me he's doing curling in the squat rack >i just walk away](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/386/729/2e2.png)
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>cardio is for the fittest
![write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/386/728/5df.jpg)
![write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/386/728/5df.jpg)
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