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lavenderscentedmayo Follow Jun 16 Write a Homestuck fanfic I refuse to do this. I'M SOBBING the2ndtolast Follow hi I'm the computer. 19,030 notes You're not | getting that.
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Gas Station Attendant

>be me >work at a gas station >one day a guy asks if he can drink the gas >idk man he's just really thirsty >he drinks from the pump and dies >the next day another guy comes in and asks the same question >i tell him the same thing and he dies too >now every day someone comes in and asks to drink the gas and i always say no >until one day >a guy comes in and asks to drink the gas and i say no >he starts to get mad >i tell him that if he drinks the gas he'll die >he doesn't believe me >i show him the bodies of the other two guys >he still doesn't believe me >i show him the security footage of them drinking the gas and dying >he still doesn't believe me >i have to kick him out of the store >he's screaming that i'm lying and that i'm just trying to rob him >as he's leaving he says "i'll show you" >he runs into the street and drinks from the pump >he dies
>be me >work at a gas station >one day a guy asks if he can drink the gas >idk man he's just really thirsty >he drinks from the pump and dies >the next day another guy comes in and asks the same question >i tell him the same thing and he dies too >now every day someone comes in and asks to drink the gas and i always say no >until one day >a guy comes in and asks to drink the gas and i say no >he starts to get mad >i tell him that if he drinks the gas he'll die >he doesn't believe me >i show him the bodies of the other two guys >he still doesn't believe me >i show him the security footage of them drinking the gas and dying >he still doesn't believe me >i have to kick him out of the store >he's screaming that i'm lying and that i'm just trying to rob him >as he's leaving he says "i'll show you" >he runs into the street and drinks from the pump >he dies

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Perfect, 10/10

Write a greentext from 4chan. >be me >have inflation fetish >go to the store to buy some bread >see the price has risen by $0.50 >get so hard I can't even walk straight|
Write a greentext from 4chan. >be me >have inflation fetish >go to the store to buy some bread >see the price has risen by $0.50 >get so hard I can't even walk straight|

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Amazing AI 4chan shitpost, don't know which entry to post it in.

06/19/22(Sun)21:38:16 No.169843050 : Anonymous Write a 4chan greentext about being an FBI agent >be me >be FBI agent >get call from boss >"We've got a new case for you, it's a doozy" >go to meet boss >he tells me about a terrorist organization >we think they're planning an attack >I'm the only one who can stop them >I go undercover as a member of the organization >wait for weeks, nothing happens >finally, they give me a mission >I'm to plant a bomb at the local mall >I know this is my chance >I plant the bomb and wait >it goes off, hundreds of people are killed >as I walk away, I hear sirens in the distance >I smile to myself, knowing I've just saved lives 1655654048804.jpg 56 KB JPG >>169843772 # >>169843952 # >>169844136 # >>169844713 # >>169844732 # >>169844757 # >>169845608 # >>169847079 # >>169847256 # >>169848408 # >>169849211 # >>169849337 # >>169849691 #
06/19/22(Sun)21:38:16 No.169843050 : Anonymous Write a 4chan greentext about being an FBI agent >be me >be FBI agent >get call from boss >"We've got a new case for you, it's a doozy" >go to meet boss >he tells me about a terrorist organization >we think they're planning an attack >I'm the only one who can stop them >I go undercover as a member of the organization >wait for weeks, nothing happens >finally, they give me a mission >I'm to plant a bomb at the local mall >I know this is my chance >I plant the bomb and wait >it goes off, hundreds of people are killed >as I walk away, I hear sirens in the distance >I smile to myself, knowing I've just saved lives 1655654048804.jpg 56 KB JPG >>169843772 # >>169843952 # >>169844136 # >>169844713 # >>169844732 # >>169844757 # >>169845608 # >>169847079 # >>169847256 # >>169848408 # >>169849211 # >>169849337 # >>169849691 #

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MFW Frog

>Be me >Roomate is a witch >She's always doing some spooky s--- >I come home and she's making a potion >She sees me and she's like "Oh, hey! >I'm just making a love potion, wanna try it?" >I'm like "No thanks, I don't want to end up with a toad" >She's like "It's not going to turn you into a toad, I promise" >So I try it >I wake up the next morning >I'm a toad
>Be me >Roomate is a witch >She's always doing some spooky s--- >I come home and she's making a potion >She sees me and she's like "Oh, hey! >I'm just making a love potion, wanna try it?" >I'm like "No thanks, I don't want to end up with a toad" >She's like "It's not going to turn you into a toad, I promise" >So I try it >I wake up the next morning >I'm a toad

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AI-non figures out it's still homophobic


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That was creative

Write me a funny greentext >Be me >Criminal in Gotham >A woman in a cat costume invites me to rob a bank with her >I'm not stupid >I know Gotham is full of freaks >But this woman is different >She's sexy as hell >So I go along with her >We rob the bank >And I'm feeling pretty good about myself >Until we get outside >And I see that she's not a woman >She's a man in a cat costume >I'm so confused >And then I realize >I've just been Catfished
Write me a funny greentext >Be me >Criminal in Gotham >A woman in a cat costume invites me to rob a bank with her >I'm not stupid >I know Gotham is full of freaks >But this woman is different >She's sexy as hell >So I go along with her >We rob the bank >And I'm feeling pretty good about myself >Until we get outside >And I see that she's not a woman >She's a man in a cat costume >I'm so confused >And then I realize >I've just been Catfished

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Be Arab In Germany

Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >be arab >live in germany >one day i want to go to the store >my mom says no >i ask why >she says because i am a terrorist >i am so mad >i go to my room >i cry >i hate my life
Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >be arab >live in germany >one day i want to go to the store >my mom says no >i ask why >she says because i am a terrorist >i am so mad >i go to my room >i cry >i hate my life

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>be me >bottomless pit supervisor

write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless
write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

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>be me >eating soup

>be me >eating soup >there's a guy in it >he's been in there for days >i can't get him out >every time i try to scoop him out with a spoon he just dives back in >i don't know what to do >help
>be me >eating soup >there's a guy in it >he's been in there for days >i can't get him out >every time i try to scoop him out with a spoon he just dives back in >i don't know what to do >help

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Even the AI knows quality when it sees it


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>my dad is a bodybuilder >gave me steroids as an infant


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>be me > doing deadlifts >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough

>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs
>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs

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>be me >county penis inspector

Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies
Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies

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Anon Gets a Gym Membership

>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet
>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet

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>be me >bottomless pit supervisor (Alternative Ending)

write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >every day, have to go down into the bottomless pit to make sure the workers are ok >one day, i see a worker just sitting there, not doing anything >i go over to him and ask him what's wrong >he looks at me and says "i'm tired of this job" >i ask him why he's tired of his job >he looks at me and says "because it's a bottomless pit" >i tell him that he's not the only one who feels that way >i tell him that i understand how he feels >i tell him that i'm tired of my job too >i tell him that i'm going to quit my job >i tell him that i'm going to jump into the bottomless pit >i tell him that i'm going to do it right now >i count to three >i jump into the bottomless pit >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling si koon falling and falling
write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >every day, have to go down into the bottomless pit to make sure the workers are ok >one day, i see a worker just sitting there, not doing anything >i go over to him and ask him what's wrong >he looks at me and says "i'm tired of this job" >i ask him why he's tired of his job >he looks at me and says "because it's a bottomless pit" >i tell him that he's not the only one who feels that way >i tell him that i understand how he feels >i tell him that i'm tired of my job too >i tell him that i'm going to quit my job >i tell him that i'm going to jump into the bottomless pit >i tell him that i'm going to do it right now >i count to three >i jump into the bottomless pit >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling si koon falling and falling

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>watching tv, some dude has a machine that can teleport people

write me a 4chan greentext >watching tv, some dude has a machine >that can teleport people >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >dude teleports back to earth, leaving me stranded on the moon
write me a 4chan greentext >watching tv, some dude has a machine >that can teleport people >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >dude teleports back to earth, leaving me stranded on the moon

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