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[] The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRl o 09/09/09(Wed)19:26:35 No 159207195 Let me tell you a story guys. This story is about the most satisfying vengeance I have ever gotten on someone. You see, I know this guy. You probably know one similar to him. He was always very popular, despite his faggotry. The man is clean cut, born handsome. and has a superiority complex because of it. He always got the he would do nothing but blather about the last time he had sex and give the impression he gets large quantities of pudy-tang. This guy is very loud and obnoxious. Every time the teacher ever said anything, he would have to let out o witty reply. Everytime anyone said anything he had to comment. This trend even c freaking COLLEGE. I was actually trapped in a dorm with this bastard for a semester. He has always been so smug, with such a huge sense of accomplishment. Well, one afternoon, after pouring a shake on someone's head, I heard that bastard-Mc f------- was throwing a party on the first Saturday of next month. the perfect opportunity for me to humble him I thought. He had a nice big condo, paid for by his parents. That would be the object of my vengeance. oped out his house while in fiber. I had been ea swe t big douche bag smile of his as I ate more and mor this food for nearly a month now. I ac sleep with a butt plug, like a bear. I waited until a half hour after his party started. I slipped in though the front, waddling like a penguin, my belly full of crap. I had only the clothes on my back, a walmart bag concealing something, and a bannana hammock. The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRIo 09/09109(Wed)19:27:23 No. 159207351 My stomach had actually distended 5 inches. I had always felt full for the past month. I walked, sick to my stomach, over towards the bathroom. I ok a deep breath and de nded into the bathroom, dragging a chiar cked the door and propped the chair t it. I took off my pant moved the but ar much as a warning, I heard a weedwhacker like noise t bowl. The ch was awful. More and more s--- was pouring out, my a apping toga wer bruised. I felt a horrible pain in my anus. It was felt as though, in doing so, that my pelvis was splititng apart. My giant turd stopped. I could tell that I would need to s strand of s---. I started to strain with all my might. I could fe y ass hole was being torn apart by two large grizles. I sweezed a turd of monolithic proportio blood rushing to my head as I grunted. Suddenly, a jetstream of blood shot out of my se as I heard a SHLORP* se from down below. The mon ly imagine the horror that must have be ed, even with all this straining and pai urd's girth had not peaked yet. Blood pouring from my nose I actually flexed my abdomen to push 1-1 The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:28:11 No. 159207514 t was not squishy like a regular s---, it was firm As I s--- the s--- of the titans, I felt something touch my bruised and sore ass. It was a c and rock hard, like burnt tire rubber. I stood up, bowlegged. The s--- was and knees like a dog, s--- still coming out, strong as ever. With a grunt, I had finished off this massive strand of turd. I looked behind me in terror at what still coming. I got am. i was crawling on my With a rumbl this what not over. Tha he calm be an proce ompanied by a massive farting of truly epic proportio even my loud screech was obscured by the thunder from my ass. The bathtub rattled with my farting, in between s------- spells I could hear people cern. OH CHRIST I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE DOOR! IS THE HOUSE ACTUALLY SHAKING? The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3NRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:2922 No. 159207765 e room was so thick ld have sworn t After gritting my teeth for god knows how long, I picked up my walmart bag. I took out the gas mask I had hidden in it. I placed the gasmask on my head, and put my banana hammock in my walma HEY! WHOS IN THERE!? IF YOU DONT LEAVE, I'M BREAKING DOWN THIS DOOR picked up my sock and walmart bag, leaving my pants and underwear in the bathroom. Bastard Mc F------- was slamming against the door, it was I took off one of my socks, and put a bar of soap in it. From outside I could hear Bastard Mc F------- shouting beginning to crack in the middle t a minute I s was pric aid. He kept slamming against the door, anyway. So, I moved the chair, and unlocked the door. The look of utter surprise and astonishment on his fac Perhaps it was the idea of s eing a half naked man in a gas mask standing in his bathroom twirling a sock with a bar of soap in it. Before he could do anything I hit his nuts with the soap and he dropped to his knees. I Sparta kicked his face, and began beating him with the sock until I saw ing from his head Everyone at the party was just staring at me. They might have intervened had it not been for the nearly solid ass gas that shot from the bathroom. The stench came in waves, like a tide. One chick actually dropped to the ground sobbing from the stink, alone □ The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:30:25 No. 159207969 On my way out the door, I smashed a window with my sock. I shut the door, and took one last s--- on his doorstep. As I began running down the street,l saw police and an ambulance. I ran for 2 blocks and then climbed the fence to our local swimming pool. People looked at me in utter disgust, what with s--- caked around my ass like it was. I grabbed chlorine tablets and I leaped into the pool with my walmart bag. Under the water, I went through a thorough scrubbing process. I used the chlorine tablets like asswipes, and let me tell you, it burnt like hell I had never felt so much relief then when all the s--- was purged from me. I lost the gasmask and put on my banana hammock while kicking to the surface All the people had lost sight of where the pantless man' had gone. I walked out of the swimming pool, went home, and then went to sleep The next day, I was walking by Bastard Mc F-------'s house. He was outside, with a splint, his nose broken, and a bandage around his eye. He was sitting on his from steps with great disdain on his face as men in hazmat suits were rushing in and out. I realized that these men were hooking up a large hose to a truck and running the hose to the bathroom. I heard one man yell hit it! The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3qNRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:31:38 No.15920823 File1252539098 jpg-(67 KB, 639x541, fuckyeah.jpg) a tremendous rumbling noise began. I smiled and walked to work. On my way back, I saw that they were still pumping, and Bastard Mc F------- was yelling OH GOD! WHY CAN I STILL SMELL IT? WHY!?!? I grinned at him, and told him that1」ust lost the game. He stared at me strangely as I strolled home. I smiled and whispered something to myself "F--- Yeah FUCKYEAH! THE END
[] The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRl o 09/09/09(Wed)19:26:35 No 159207195 Let me tell you a story guys. This story is about the most satisfying vengeance I have ever gotten on someone. You see, I know this guy. You probably know one similar to him. He was always very popular, despite his faggotry. The man is clean cut, born handsome. and has a superiority complex because of it. He always got the he would do nothing but blather about the last time he had sex and give the impression he gets large quantities of pudy-tang. This guy is very loud and obnoxious. Every time the teacher ever said anything, he would have to let out o witty reply. Everytime anyone said anything he had to comment. This trend even c freaking COLLEGE. I was actually trapped in a dorm with this bastard for a semester. He has always been so smug, with such a huge sense of accomplishment. Well, one afternoon, after pouring a shake on someone's head, I heard that bastard-Mc f------- was throwing a party on the first Saturday of next month. the perfect opportunity for me to humble him I thought. He had a nice big condo, paid for by his parents. That would be the object of my vengeance. oped out his house while in fiber. I had been ea swe t big douche bag smile of his as I ate more and mor this food for nearly a month now. I ac sleep with a butt plug, like a bear. I waited until a half hour after his party started. I slipped in though the front, waddling like a penguin, my belly full of crap. I had only the clothes on my back, a walmart bag concealing something, and a bannana hammock. The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRIo 09/09109(Wed)19:27:23 No. 159207351 My stomach had actually distended 5 inches. I had always felt full for the past month. I walked, sick to my stomach, over towards the bathroom. I ok a deep breath and de nded into the bathroom, dragging a chiar cked the door and propped the chair t it. I took off my pant moved the but ar much as a warning, I heard a weedwhacker like noise t bowl. The ch was awful. More and more s--- was pouring out, my a apping toga wer bruised. I felt a horrible pain in my anus. It was felt as though, in doing so, that my pelvis was splititng apart. My giant turd stopped. I could tell that I would need to s strand of s---. I started to strain with all my might. I could fe y ass hole was being torn apart by two large grizles. I sweezed a turd of monolithic proportio blood rushing to my head as I grunted. Suddenly, a jetstream of blood shot out of my se as I heard a SHLORP* se from down below. The mon ly imagine the horror that must have be ed, even with all this straining and pai urd's girth had not peaked yet. Blood pouring from my nose I actually flexed my abdomen to push 1-1 The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:28:11 No. 159207514 t was not squishy like a regular s---, it was firm As I s--- the s--- of the titans, I felt something touch my bruised and sore ass. It was a c and rock hard, like burnt tire rubber. I stood up, bowlegged. The s--- was and knees like a dog, s--- still coming out, strong as ever. With a grunt, I had finished off this massive strand of turd. I looked behind me in terror at what still coming. I got am. i was crawling on my With a rumbl this what not over. Tha he calm be an proce ompanied by a massive farting of truly epic proportio even my loud screech was obscured by the thunder from my ass. The bathtub rattled with my farting, in between s------- spells I could hear people cern. OH CHRIST I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE DOOR! IS THE HOUSE ACTUALLY SHAKING? The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3NRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:2922 No. 159207765 e room was so thick ld have sworn t After gritting my teeth for god knows how long, I picked up my walmart bag. I took out the gas mask I had hidden in it. I placed the gasmask on my head, and put my banana hammock in my walma HEY! WHOS IN THERE!? IF YOU DONT LEAVE, I'M BREAKING DOWN THIS DOOR picked up my sock and walmart bag, leaving my pants and underwear in the bathroom. Bastard Mc F------- was slamming against the door, it was I took off one of my socks, and put a bar of soap in it. From outside I could hear Bastard Mc F------- shouting beginning to crack in the middle t a minute I s was pric aid. He kept slamming against the door, anyway. So, I moved the chair, and unlocked the door. The look of utter surprise and astonishment on his fac Perhaps it was the idea of s eing a half naked man in a gas mask standing in his bathroom twirling a sock with a bar of soap in it. Before he could do anything I hit his nuts with the soap and he dropped to his knees. I Sparta kicked his face, and began beating him with the sock until I saw ing from his head Everyone at the party was just staring at me. They might have intervened had it not been for the nearly solid ass gas that shot from the bathroom. The stench came in waves, like a tide. One chick actually dropped to the ground sobbing from the stink, alone □ The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:30:25 No. 159207969 On my way out the door, I smashed a window with my sock. I shut the door, and took one last s--- on his doorstep. As I began running down the street,l saw police and an ambulance. I ran for 2 blocks and then climbed the fence to our local swimming pool. People looked at me in utter disgust, what with s--- caked around my ass like it was. I grabbed chlorine tablets and I leaped into the pool with my walmart bag. Under the water, I went through a thorough scrubbing process. I used the chlorine tablets like asswipes, and let me tell you, it burnt like hell I had never felt so much relief then when all the s--- was purged from me. I lost the gasmask and put on my banana hammock while kicking to the surface All the people had lost sight of where the pantless man' had gone. I walked out of the swimming pool, went home, and then went to sleep The next day, I was walking by Bastard Mc F-------'s house. He was outside, with a splint, his nose broken, and a bandage around his eye. He was sitting on his from steps with great disdain on his face as men in hazmat suits were rushing in and out. I realized that these men were hooking up a large hose to a truck and running the hose to the bathroom. I heard one man yell hit it! The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3qNRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:31:38 No.15920823 File1252539098 jpg-(67 KB, 639x541, fuckyeah.jpg) a tremendous rumbling noise began. I smiled and walked to work. On my way back, I saw that they were still pumping, and Bastard Mc F------- was yelling OH GOD! WHY CAN I STILL SMELL IT? WHY!?!? I grinned at him, and told him that1」ust lost the game. He stared at me strangely as I strolled home. I smiled and whispered something to myself "F--- Yeah FUCKYEAH! THE END

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Full File: 1330919461 ipg-(29 KB, 289x291, 1373729.jpg) igdb google Expand Images 器□ Anonymous (ID: 77Vs08lx) 03/04/12(Sun)21:51 No.385028945 [ ! ] >>385029667 >>385031205 Ill get us started /b/ros The ability to grow out your eyebrows two more inches [-] □ Anonymous (ID: eTo00trz) 03/04/12(Sun)21:51 No.3850291421 ! ] the power to attract asteroids to your head [-] □ Anonymous (ID: pQakXQkO) 03/04/12(Sun)21:52 No. 385029329 [ ! ] The ability to cure AIDS. Because that would only help n------ and f------ [-] □ Anonymous (ID: a6phWvev) 03/04/12(Sun)21:52 No. 385029340 [ ! ] the power of love [-] □ Anonymous (ID: DwP8KHp) 03/04/12(Sun)21:52 No. 385029361 [ ! ] 2x385029771 The ability to start a good thread on the internet [-] □ Anonymous (ID: UVTi7Nbl) 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No.385029375 [ ! ] the ability to predict Dilbert comics before you read them [-] Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No. 385029397 [ ! ] The power to become invisible whilst taking a crap [-] □ Anonymous (ID: 0d2xGh13) 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No.385029408 [ ! ] File: 1330919591ipg-(80 KB, 410x381, 1329192112827.jpg) igdb google the ability to repel all gorgeous women [-] □ Anonymous (ID: NOigt2XU) 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No.385029423 [ ! ] the power to turn both of your hands into quails -8

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Home /b/ - Random Posting mode: Reply E-mail industrial gSrtC File: 1330919444 ipa 1.96 MB, 2592x1936, IMG 2227 pgl Anonymous|D F 3GoCHYB) 03/04/12(Sun22:50:44 No. 385028874 Trips names my cat Anonymous (D: 9wtgocKA) 03/DA/12Sun22:56 07 No 385030000 Anonymous 0: 1R6YrYK) 03/04/12(Sun 22.56 45 No.385030132 Very nice cat OP, name it Rusty Anonymous (D MKaXulDe) 03D4/12Sun)22:56 50 No.3 22385032000 EPIC GET Anonymous (D MUoG7bA) 03/04/12Sun 22-57:54 No.385030397 That's that, then. Good name for this cat. Anonymous (O Paol(06) 0304/120SunJ22 5822 № 385030510 Anonymous (D 9itgocKA) 03/04/12(Sun)2258:27 № 385000537 Just..wow Anonymous (D: CIHsJOak) 03/04/12(Sun)22:58 44 No.385030598 W--? EPIC GET Anonymous(D mnmyRGyJ)0304/120Sun2259:12 №385030697 damn.right off the bat Anonymous ID Nhattrd) 03/04/12(Sun02 59 45 № 385030829 Fle: 13391 985 i-H97 KB, 489x528, 5345363636 ipg) l screamed so hard with this get that i ust complataly my face Anonymous (D cjqhFICL)03/04/12Sum 22 59.57 No.385030870 yea like right of the bat, man. Anonymous ID JusvgV) 03/04/12(Sum 23.00:10 No.385030923 Anonymous (D sh3Ha1q03/D4/12(Sunjz3 01:05 No 385031120 Anonymous D Ew Sbil) 03/04/12 Sun)23:01:43 No.386031239 budum tsss Anonymous (D GnCzTdj) 03/04/12Sun)23 01:50 No.385031260 File 1330920110 64 KB. 680x680. 13224606151951 I chuckled Anonymous(D ZUKrmswww) 03.04/12 Sun 2302.32 №385°31415 You accidently your whole face? dam Anonymous (D D22P+160) 0304/120Sunj2302:37 № 385031427 His name is Trips Anonymous(D rsaPEW) 03.04/12(Sun)230240 №38503143G Anonymous (D b1zYNZ) 03/D4/12(Sun)23 03 09 No.38503153 Let t be wnitten, let t be done Quads hath spoken. Anonymous D luzBQMGH) 03/04/12Sum23:03:11 No 385031542 please tell me someone screen capped that? Anonymous ID。bdgNp) 0304,12(Sun)23 03 14 No 385031559 File: 133920194 ing-12 KB, 126x126, 1313417178636s jpgl those ant real trips these are real trips call it..Tligger Anonymous (D D22P+160) 03/04/12(Sunj23 0324 № 385001581 Mother of God Anonymous (D 2PgOLFu) 03/04/120Sun23:03:42 № 385031645 MAJOA F------ WIN Anonymous ID wvsdoru) 03/04/12(Sun)23 04 26 № 385031B05 File: 133929266 n9-19 KB, 351x370, 1322469888064.png) Anonymous (D SyoaE820) 0304/12(Sun2304 39 No.386031842 Anonymous (D. idqYLoRc) 0304/12(un 23.04.44 No.385031867 Anonymous (D luzBOMGH) 03/D4/12Sunj23:05 09 No.385031960 boinkc22 385022874 Anonymous (D cSkyk+) 02/04/12(Sun)23 06:21 No 385032009 Fle: 1330922321 png-(138 KB, 97313, namamycatiol png Retuni Toe Dolsts Post (File Only) Password..Dee Raport Style Yotsubs Yotsube B I Futabs Burichan Home arb/cidietig ofh/hr/kimiolprisitiuwgwwal ic [rak [am/y113/adv an cgl/ck/ co/ dy faint/hc/hm int/p at/mip mun/po poll sci/soc/sp/to/bay /t wvpxstatus1 e
Home /b/ - Random Posting mode: Reply E-mail industrial gSrtC File: 1330919444 ipa 1.96 MB, 2592x1936, IMG 2227 pgl Anonymous|D F 3GoCHYB) 03/04/12(Sun22:50:44 No. 385028874 Trips names my cat Anonymous (D: 9wtgocKA) 03/DA/12Sun22:56 07 No 385030000 Anonymous 0: 1R6YrYK) 03/04/12(Sun 22.56 45 No.385030132 Very nice cat OP, name it Rusty Anonymous (D MKaXulDe) 03D4/12Sun)22:56 50 No.3 22385032000 EPIC GET Anonymous (D MUoG7bA) 03/04/12Sun 22-57:54 No.385030397 That's that, then. Good name for this cat. Anonymous (O Paol(06) 0304/120SunJ22 5822 № 385030510 Anonymous (D 9itgocKA) 03/04/12(Sun)2258:27 № 385000537 Just..wow Anonymous (D: CIHsJOak) 03/04/12(Sun)22:58 44 No.385030598 W--? EPIC GET Anonymous(D mnmyRGyJ)0304/120Sun2259:12 №385030697 damn.right off the bat Anonymous ID Nhattrd) 03/04/12(Sun02 59 45 № 385030829 Fle: 13391 985 i-H97 KB, 489x528, 5345363636 ipg) l screamed so hard with this get that i ust complataly my face Anonymous (D cjqhFICL)03/04/12Sum 22 59.57 No.385030870 yea like right of the bat, man. Anonymous ID JusvgV) 03/04/12(Sum 23.00:10 No.385030923 Anonymous (D sh3Ha1q03/D4/12(Sunjz3 01:05 No 385031120 Anonymous D Ew Sbil) 03/04/12 Sun)23:01:43 No.386031239 budum tsss Anonymous (D GnCzTdj) 03/04/12Sun)23 01:50 No.385031260 File 1330920110 64 KB. 680x680. 13224606151951 I chuckled Anonymous(D ZUKrmswww) 03.04/12 Sun 2302.32 №385°31415 You accidently your whole face? dam Anonymous (D D22P+160) 0304/120Sunj2302:37 № 385031427 His name is Trips Anonymous(D rsaPEW) 03.04/12(Sun)230240 №38503143G Anonymous (D b1zYNZ) 03/D4/12(Sun)23 03 09 No.38503153 Let t be wnitten, let t be done Quads hath spoken. Anonymous D luzBQMGH) 03/04/12Sum23:03:11 No 385031542 please tell me someone screen capped that? Anonymous ID。bdgNp) 0304,12(Sun)23 03 14 No 385031559 File: 133920194 ing-12 KB, 126x126, 1313417178636s jpgl those ant real trips these are real trips call it..Tligger Anonymous (D D22P+160) 03/04/12(Sunj23 0324 № 385001581 Mother of God Anonymous (D 2PgOLFu) 03/04/120Sun23:03:42 № 385031645 MAJOA F------ WIN Anonymous ID wvsdoru) 03/04/12(Sun)23 04 26 № 385031B05 File: 133929266 n9-19 KB, 351x370, 1322469888064.png) Anonymous (D SyoaE820) 0304/12(Sun2304 39 No.386031842 Anonymous (D. idqYLoRc) 0304/12(un 23.04.44 No.385031867 Anonymous (D luzBOMGH) 03/D4/12Sunj23:05 09 No.385031960 boinkc22 385022874 Anonymous (D cSkyk+) 02/04/12(Sun)23 06:21 No 385032009 Fle: 1330922321 png-(138 KB, 97313, namamycatiol png Retuni Toe Dolsts Post (File Only) Password..Dee Raport Style Yotsubs Yotsube B I Futabs Burichan Home arb/cidietig ofh/hr/kimiolprisitiuwgwwal ic [rak [am/y113/adv an cgl/ck/ co/ dy faint/hc/hm int/p at/mip mun/po poll sci/soc/sp/to/bay /t wvpxstatus1 e

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Full File: 1330924709.jpg-(14 KB, 329x449, 1330342719951.jpg) iadb google Expand images Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 03/04/12(Sun)23:18 No.385046362 [1] You're beautiful /b/rothers Every single one of you is a unique human being who has something to offer to this amazing world. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. When you're feeling down always remember that you are unique and there is someone out there for you, who will love and appreciate you, for you. Just because times seem tough doesn't mean that this is how the rest of your life is destined to be. I contemplated suicide dozens of times during school, my later years especially but I always thought of how it would tear my family apart if I did, mother especially. Suicide is never the right choice. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Stay strong and things will improve. I promise. my The great Winston Churchill once said, "TIf you're going through hell, keep going Keep fighting/b/ros and remember, OP is a f----- [-] □ Anonymous (ID: CaHUzuTH) 03/04/12(Sun)23:20 No.385046691 [ ! ] LOVE YOU BRAH I didn't realize /b/ was a diary H □ Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 03/04/12(Sun)23:20 No.385046779 [ ! ] go f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourself [-] Anonymous (ID: tpfhiWuK) 03/04/12(Sun)23:23 No.385047238 [ ! ] File: 1330924989.ipg-(34 KB, 521x412, 1304127746328.jpg) iadb google [-] □ Anonymous (ID: KalqZK9w) 03/04/12(Sun)23:24 No. 3850474721 ! ] 385047658 tl.dr carrots
Full File: 1330924709.jpg-(14 KB, 329x449, 1330342719951.jpg) iadb google Expand images Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 03/04/12(Sun)23:18 No.385046362 [1] You're beautiful /b/rothers Every single one of you is a unique human being who has something to offer to this amazing world. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. When you're feeling down always remember that you are unique and there is someone out there for you, who will love and appreciate you, for you. Just because times seem tough doesn't mean that this is how the rest of your life is destined to be. I contemplated suicide dozens of times during school, my later years especially but I always thought of how it would tear my family apart if I did, mother especially. Suicide is never the right choice. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Stay strong and things will improve. I promise. my The great Winston Churchill once said, "TIf you're going through hell, keep going Keep fighting/b/ros and remember, OP is a f----- [-] □ Anonymous (ID: CaHUzuTH) 03/04/12(Sun)23:20 No.385046691 [ ! ] LOVE YOU BRAH I didn't realize /b/ was a diary H □ Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 03/04/12(Sun)23:20 No.385046779 [ ! ] go f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourself [-] Anonymous (ID: tpfhiWuK) 03/04/12(Sun)23:23 No.385047238 [ ! ] File: 1330924989.ipg-(34 KB, 521x412, 1304127746328.jpg) iadb google [-] □ Anonymous (ID: KalqZK9w) 03/04/12(Sun)23:24 No. 3850474721 ! ] 385047658 tl.dr carrots

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Asus N61J-X2 Laptop Review with Nvidia Optimus | VizWorld.com Mozilla Firefox File Edit View History Bookmarks Ipols Help Buy HP Pavlion dv Buy Asus G74SX F. Buy Pavlion dv6-6 Compute s D--- Buy 15.6" Satellite H Pav on 15 Not. ps vita ho mebre ▲ N IDIA GeFo ce G ASUS 355D RX24 , x AASUS 535V-SX67 ▲Asus N61 Series Asis N61J-X2 Lapt. x ASUS N61J has an 台 → ww vizworld.com/2010103 asus-n61jx2-laptop-review-nvidia optimus ☆ ▼ e 쇄-asus n61j graphics 1 0 0 March 15th, 2010 Paul Adams やGoto comments Leave a comment Tweet mai Anandtech has a review of the ASUS N611-X2 Laptop. This 16" laptop comes with a Intel Core i5 CPU, USB 3.0, and an NVIDIA GeForce GT325M with Optimus technology. If you do not remember what NVidia's Optimus technology is, suffice it to say that it allows a user to switch between the integrated graphics chip (for long battery life) or the NVidia graphics chip (for powerful performance). For more information, please read our articles covering the topic 12 0 Share 0 0 0 chip (for long battery life) or Share Personally, I have an Asus UL series laptop. I like its low weight and long battery life. It does not have the Optimus technology, but it does allow me to switch between the Intel IGP and the NVidia 210 graphics chip without a reboot. The Asus N611-x2 reviewed here seems more like a desktop replacement system Get More VizWorld N郈圖 anco krowbo AnandTech: ASUS N611-x2: Optimus GT325M Meets Arrandale This story written by Paul Adams IZWORLD Paul Adams leads an award-winning, diverse contractor team that runs a federal high performance computing facility where he has worked for 17 years. He loves getting his hands on the latest visualization and computer hardware, astronomy, aerospace engineering, working with the poor, and ringing cowbells Join our Mailing List! Hardware asus, laptop, nvidia, optimus Related Stories NVIDIA To Launch Desktop Version of Optimus at COMPUTEX Like NVIDIA Add New Comment The LG Optimus Pad Tablet and LG Optimus 3D Smartphone Type your omment here ASUS GTX 590 Toshiba unveils Qosmio F750 3D, first glasses-free 3D laptop Showing 1 comment Sort by popular now NYIDIA To Launch Desktop Version of Optimus at COMPUTEX saleh Shihri hi my name is šaleh shihri im from sada i want to know abut asus moer and moe NVIDIA The LG Optimus Pad Tablet and LG Optimus 3D Smartphone thanks ASUS GTX 590 Toshiba unveils Qosmio F750 3D, first glasses-free 3D laptop CBS to present Final Four in 3D at your local theater Dahshur Pyramids from space x Find 637OM ↓ Next Previous Highlight all □ Match case Reached end of page, continued from top Ventrilo e) Asus N61J-X2 Laptop e) Library Bathrobe Chat Calculator unes

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← -> Oboards.4chan.org/b/res/377740601#377741861 File 1327933933 247 KB, 612x800, 773444 orig.jpg) Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:32:13 No.377740601 >16 years old >At the library alone, as usual >Minding my own business, as usual >Incredibly hot girl comes walking in >Wearing short skirt, datass.jpg >She grabs a book >Starts gracefully walking towards me >She grabs my shoulder >l can't speak >She sits on my lap >l can't move >She's not wearing underwear >I am in disbelief >Rubs up on me until she gets comfortable have the hardest wood ever >I still can't move >Realize I'm a chair >Do nothing, because l am a chair P2 Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:34:55 No.377740866 Wow Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:36:15 No.377740992 snorted Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.37774 1089 lool Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.377741090 Alright, I chuckled

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O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23:49 No. 367849393 Two Latvians in woods chased by bear. First Latvian cannot run is too hungry. Second Latvian is eaten by bear. First Latvian is rellieved, but is eaten by bear as well. The bear represents the Cossacks Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)23:24:42 No.367849637 Man sells daughter for potato. Jealous friend says man stole him potato. Both executed >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:27:00 No. 367849929 Three Polacks two Jews eight Ukrainians five Latvians and a Lithuanian fight in war together is great success they come back five Latvians a Lithuanian and sack of potato >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:27:12 No.35749968 A potato walk into Latvian bar. But is not potato. Is hallucination due to no food in weeks. Bar was never there. Great suffering continue. >> O Anonyrmous 12/12/11(Mon)23:29:02 №.3678503008 File KB, 311x311, 1323411800433.jpg) YOU MUST BE NEW >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:30:23 N 367850614 A bar waks in potato. Be soldier searching farmer in crops to kill. Lucky day Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:31:42 No.367850750 File1323750702ǐpg-(4 KB, 123x90, ROFLMAO.jpg) archive it nao ROFL MAO >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:31:52 No.367860775 man from moscow comes with many potatoes. he eat all 2 of them and is fed for many days all latvia starve. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:34:42 No.367851234 Is Latvian, Croatian, and Estonian chased by politburo. They hide barn. Three potato bags on the floor, so they hide in bags. The politburo kick Croatian bag. MOW say Croatian like cat. Politburo kick Estonian bag. ROWF like dog say Estonian. Then politburo finally kick Latvian bag. Cry out POTATO Three bags seized immediately for rations. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:34:44 No. 367851239 Female worker makes shoe in great mother Russia industry. Responsible says no good for making shoe. Says now you make children. She says "But no can has children when six years old" Rapes and kill for treason. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:35:27 No.367851377 archive this s--- Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:36:50 No.367851596 is Latvian daughter yes? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:36:57 No. 367851615 thank you OPs for glorious lumpy thread read >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:37:31 №36785|702 Q: What is the difference between a potato and the USA A: If you leave a potato for 200 years it has grown a culture. No potato last long in my country Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:39:53 No.367852059 Scientist: Is glass being half empty or half full? Latvian Test Subject: Glass is being of wodka? Scientist: Da. What is being issue? Drunk Latvian Test Subject: Is being empty Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:40:44 No.367852217 Man sent to Siberia. No eat for long, left beside road thinking dead. Was not. Leave road and see deer dead of hunger. Eated, best day ever. Except it was no deer, saw snow bad due to Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:42:59 No.367852648 Priest, p--------, r----- goes into bar he sit down and orders himself a drink Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:44:27 No.367852899 Man finds great place to harvest. He shows family and build village. All successful. Eat every week. Party tests a bomb close to village. All die. Is funny because Latvian no can has food. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:46:39 No.367853274 My dog it have no nose How does smell? No need for smell, taste better than potato >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:49:53 №367853840 Knock knock Who here? Why ask? Look, you has no door Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:50:13 No.367853892 I once had a potato End joke, go away Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:51:58 No.367854175 Once I find pin in potato. Feed to family Was not potato but bomb. Food lasts now much longer Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:53:34 No.367854451 Friend found potato but had worm in it. Me no as lucky but still good. Found a worm with potato bits in. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:58:55 No.367855383 How many potatoes does take to make a pile? one. kill all that come to take potato until have pile. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:40:44 No.367852217a Man sent to Siberia. No eat for long, left beside road thinking dead. Was not. Leave road and see deer dead of hunger. Eated, best day ever. Except it was no deer, saw snow bad due to Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:42:59 No.367852648 Priest, p--------, r----- goes into bar he sit down and orders himself a drink >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:44:27 No.3678528998 Man finds great place to harvest. He shows family and build village. All successful. Eat every week. Party tests a bomb close to village. All die. Is funny because Latvian no can has food Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:46:39 No.367853274 My dog it have no nose How does smell? No need for smell, taste better than potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:49:53 No.367853840 Knock knock Who here? Why ask? Look, you has no door Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:50:13 No.367853892 I once had a potato. End joke, go away Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:51:58 No.367854175 Once I find pin in potato. Feed to family Was not potato but bomb. Food lasts now much longer >> U Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:53:34 No.367854451 Friend found potato but had worm in it. Me no as lucky but still good. Found a worm with potato bits in.
O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23:49 No. 367849393 Two Latvians in woods chased by bear. First Latvian cannot run is too hungry. Second Latvian is eaten by bear. First Latvian is rellieved, but is eaten by bear as well. The bear represents the Cossacks Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)23:24:42 No.367849637 Man sells daughter for potato. Jealous friend says man stole him potato. Both executed >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:27:00 No. 367849929 Three Polacks two Jews eight Ukrainians five Latvians and a Lithuanian fight in war together is great success they come back five Latvians a Lithuanian and sack of potato >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:27:12 No.35749968 A potato walk into Latvian bar. But is not potato. Is hallucination due to no food in weeks. Bar was never there. Great suffering continue. >> O Anonyrmous 12/12/11(Mon)23:29:02 №.3678503008 File KB, 311x311, 1323411800433.jpg) YOU MUST BE NEW >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:30:23 N 367850614 A bar waks in potato. Be soldier searching farmer in crops to kill. Lucky day Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:31:42 No.367850750 File1323750702ǐpg-(4 KB, 123x90, ROFLMAO.jpg) archive it nao ROFL MAO >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:31:52 No.367860775 man from moscow comes with many potatoes. he eat all 2 of them and is fed for many days all latvia starve. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:34:42 No.367851234 Is Latvian, Croatian, and Estonian chased by politburo. They hide barn. Three potato bags on the floor, so they hide in bags. The politburo kick Croatian bag. MOW say Croatian like cat. Politburo kick Estonian bag. ROWF like dog say Estonian. Then politburo finally kick Latvian bag. Cry out POTATO Three bags seized immediately for rations. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:34:44 No. 367851239 Female worker makes shoe in great mother Russia industry. Responsible says no good for making shoe. Says now you make children. She says "But no can has children when six years old" Rapes and kill for treason. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:35:27 No.367851377 archive this s--- Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:36:50 No.367851596 is Latvian daughter yes? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:36:57 No. 367851615 thank you OPs for glorious lumpy thread read >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:37:31 №36785|702 Q: What is the difference between a potato and the USA A: If you leave a potato for 200 years it has grown a culture. No potato last long in my country Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:39:53 No.367852059 Scientist: Is glass being half empty or half full? Latvian Test Subject: Glass is being of wodka? Scientist: Da. What is being issue? Drunk Latvian Test Subject: Is being empty Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:40:44 No.367852217 Man sent to Siberia. No eat for long, left beside road thinking dead. Was not. Leave road and see deer dead of hunger. Eated, best day ever. Except it was no deer, saw snow bad due to Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:42:59 No.367852648 Priest, p--------, r----- goes into bar he sit down and orders himself a drink Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:44:27 No.367852899 Man finds great place to harvest. He shows family and build village. All successful. Eat every week. Party tests a bomb close to village. All die. Is funny because Latvian no can has food. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:46:39 No.367853274 My dog it have no nose How does smell? No need for smell, taste better than potato >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:49:53 №367853840 Knock knock Who here? Why ask? Look, you has no door Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:50:13 No.367853892 I once had a potato End joke, go away Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:51:58 No.367854175 Once I find pin in potato. Feed to family Was not potato but bomb. Food lasts now much longer Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:53:34 No.367854451 Friend found potato but had worm in it. Me no as lucky but still good. Found a worm with potato bits in. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:58:55 No.367855383 How many potatoes does take to make a pile? one. kill all that come to take potato until have pile. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:40:44 No.367852217a Man sent to Siberia. No eat for long, left beside road thinking dead. Was not. Leave road and see deer dead of hunger. Eated, best day ever. Except it was no deer, saw snow bad due to Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:42:59 No.367852648 Priest, p--------, r----- goes into bar he sit down and orders himself a drink >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:44:27 No.3678528998 Man finds great place to harvest. He shows family and build village. All successful. Eat every week. Party tests a bomb close to village. All die. Is funny because Latvian no can has food Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:46:39 No.367853274 My dog it have no nose How does smell? No need for smell, taste better than potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:49:53 No.367853840 Knock knock Who here? Why ask? Look, you has no door Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:50:13 No.367853892 I once had a potato. End joke, go away Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:51:58 No.367854175 Once I find pin in potato. Feed to family Was not potato but bomb. Food lasts now much longer >> U Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:53:34 No.367854451 Friend found potato but had worm in it. Me no as lucky but still good. Found a worm with potato bits in.

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>> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:57:11 № 367845044 Θ Why do old Russian grandfathers hide in wartime? Because the Russian army needs to draft generals tool Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:57:12 No.367845045 Is Latvian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband h----- for the have sex! H----- is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, Hello! I here give you super sex!" Man is say, Oh! I will have the soup." Then h----- is say, What? You have soup? Why you no told this? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:58. 38 No. 367845289 Θ What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:59:31 No. 367845434 How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:00: 15 No 367845575 3 Three Latvian girl are walk down street. One have knife, one have gun, one have window. They are meet soldier. Soldier is ask first girl, "Why you are have knife? "If you try r--- me, I stabl" she say. Okay! Second gir, "Why you are have gun? 'lf you try r--- me, I shoot!" she say. Okay! Third girl, "Why you are have window?n? "lf you try r--- me, I jump out! >> O Anonymous 12/12/1 10Morp23:00.29 No.3678456178 367845289 Is irony, Czech steal joke from other Czech yet makes challenge to Polish industry >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon23:00.40 No. 367845644 Θ File1323748840.jpg-(144 KB, 519x600, 1322355474145.jpg) How many Five-Year Plans is take to get economy on track? Three >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:01:03 No. 367845705 Θ Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, "We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death. "Latvian say, "Okay! You are give me fork, pleasel But oops! Is forgot how use >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:01:38 No. 367845803回 Asphalt is spell with F orV?... Head, in the grass >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:02:09 № 367845886 Θ Latvian police respond to motorcycle accident. Make report of location of body part. Left leg, in the grass. Right Leg, in the grass. Torso, in the grass. Head, on the asphalt. One police say to other Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:03:36 No. 367846157 Θ Man walk in bar with twelve-inch pianist. Is deformed by malnutrition >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:04:19 №36784 6289回 Two Latvians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter. Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprisel She deformed by malnutrition Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:06:58 No.367846697 What is have four wheels and flies? Is body-disposal truck! Many have suicide this week. >>。Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:08:02 No. 367846870 Man is have something on his mind. Is hat! And is crust of bread under hat, for to hide from family Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09:11 No.367847057 Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes! >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09:34 No.367847122 What faster than P----- running down road with potato? Is Latvian border patrol wonder why P----- have privilages of potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09-47 No.367847159 Latvian Nursery thyme..: one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato.. soldier eat potato and r--- daughter..is end >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)23: 10:56 No. 3678473273 What is faster than Latvian with potate? His son with bread. >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:11:14 No.3678473718 Q: Why potato is skin red? A: Latvian hungry. Soldier find Latvian steal potato. Shoot Latvian is blood, dead. All over potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:12:16 No.367847541 how many potato is to many potato? 2. soldiers come and take potatoes after 1 yes? ) O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:12:37 No. 367847590 Θ A Croatian, an Estonian, and a Latvian are in a bar. The croatian says: 미 hungry!" The Estonian say: have starving!" The Latvian has been dead for three weeks. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:14:37 N 367847872回 Before you judge Ukranian, walk kilometer in his shoes. After that who care? He killometer away and you have shoes. End >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:30 No. 367848007 Θ Man come home and is find wife sleep with different man. Man kill wife and man and eat corpse since potato crops ravaged by greedy Jew Polacks >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:41 No.367848032回 A Latvian and a Ukrain are waiting in breadline. Ukrain says, "Latvian, you work hard at factory? Latvian says "Yes, very The breadline runs out and neither get food. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:50 No. 367848060 Θ File1323749750,png-(8 KB, 127x122, 1289173079835.png) Ok we need to archive this F------ thread. THIS Here is the link: chanarchive(dot)org/request _votes >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:18: 10 No. 3678484523 Latvian man go to doctor. Doctor doctor I have turnor growth in brain'. But Doctor dead due to poor health care infrastructure and no money for potato. Also man's turnor inoperable Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:19:11 No.367848614 Man see tree with beautiful leaf greens. Man say hooray, great symbol hope times ahead But is not tree, is dead body. Man hallucinating due to malnutrition. >> O Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)23: 19:59 No.3678487308 Farmer hear of farmer with many potato. Farmer gets knife to kills farmer to steal potato. Farmer stabs famer but knife is blunt. Suffering continues. >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:13 No. 367848974 Θ Latvian chase by politburo military off cliff. He hang by branch and see potato grow on branch. He reach for potato, but fall of cliff. Such is life. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:21 No. 367848992 Θ A soldier is r--- latvian daughter Latvian daughter say "Soldier, i give potato to r--- me no more. But is okay. Soldier already take potato before. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:47 No. 367849059 One day, Latvian scientist claim to make growing of potato faster and easier Next day is hanged for insanity Go back work. ) O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:22:03 No. 367849110 Θ Latvian has wodka Russian has potato. Trade potato for wodka says Russian. Latvian says what potato I has only wodka. No accord. Starvation happen >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:22:27 № 367849176曰 Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud. >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23. 18 No 367849312曰 Questioning:What Latvian Dream? Answering: Only group of rebels know. But was execute. Now no Latvian Dream. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23:24 No. 367849330E 1 KB, 651x241, repeat.png)
>> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:57:11 № 367845044 Θ Why do old Russian grandfathers hide in wartime? Because the Russian army needs to draft generals tool Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:57:12 No.367845045 Is Latvian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband h----- for the have sex! H----- is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, Hello! I here give you super sex!" Man is say, Oh! I will have the soup." Then h----- is say, What? You have soup? Why you no told this? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:58. 38 No. 367845289 Θ What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:59:31 No. 367845434 How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:00: 15 No 367845575 3 Three Latvian girl are walk down street. One have knife, one have gun, one have window. They are meet soldier. Soldier is ask first girl, "Why you are have knife? "If you try r--- me, I stabl" she say. Okay! Second gir, "Why you are have gun? 'lf you try r--- me, I shoot!" she say. Okay! Third girl, "Why you are have window?n? "lf you try r--- me, I jump out! >> O Anonymous 12/12/1 10Morp23:00.29 No.3678456178 367845289 Is irony, Czech steal joke from other Czech yet makes challenge to Polish industry >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon23:00.40 No. 367845644 Θ File1323748840.jpg-(144 KB, 519x600, 1322355474145.jpg) How many Five-Year Plans is take to get economy on track? Three >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:01:03 No. 367845705 Θ Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, "We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death. "Latvian say, "Okay! You are give me fork, pleasel But oops! Is forgot how use >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:01:38 No. 367845803回 Asphalt is spell with F orV?... Head, in the grass >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:02:09 № 367845886 Θ Latvian police respond to motorcycle accident. Make report of location of body part. Left leg, in the grass. Right Leg, in the grass. Torso, in the grass. Head, on the asphalt. One police say to other Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:03:36 No. 367846157 Θ Man walk in bar with twelve-inch pianist. Is deformed by malnutrition >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:04:19 №36784 6289回 Two Latvians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter. Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprisel She deformed by malnutrition Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:06:58 No.367846697 What is have four wheels and flies? Is body-disposal truck! Many have suicide this week. >>。Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:08:02 No. 367846870 Man is have something on his mind. Is hat! And is crust of bread under hat, for to hide from family Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09:11 No.367847057 Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes! >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09:34 No.367847122 What faster than P----- running down road with potato? Is Latvian border patrol wonder why P----- have privilages of potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09-47 No.367847159 Latvian Nursery thyme..: one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato.. soldier eat potato and r--- daughter..is end >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)23: 10:56 No. 3678473273 What is faster than Latvian with potate? His son with bread. >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:11:14 No.3678473718 Q: Why potato is skin red? A: Latvian hungry. Soldier find Latvian steal potato. Shoot Latvian is blood, dead. All over potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:12:16 No.367847541 how many potato is to many potato? 2. soldiers come and take potatoes after 1 yes? ) O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:12:37 No. 367847590 Θ A Croatian, an Estonian, and a Latvian are in a bar. The croatian says: 미 hungry!" The Estonian say: have starving!" The Latvian has been dead for three weeks. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:14:37 N 367847872回 Before you judge Ukranian, walk kilometer in his shoes. After that who care? He killometer away and you have shoes. End >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:30 No. 367848007 Θ Man come home and is find wife sleep with different man. Man kill wife and man and eat corpse since potato crops ravaged by greedy Jew Polacks >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:41 No.367848032回 A Latvian and a Ukrain are waiting in breadline. Ukrain says, "Latvian, you work hard at factory? Latvian says "Yes, very The breadline runs out and neither get food. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:50 No. 367848060 Θ File1323749750,png-(8 KB, 127x122, 1289173079835.png) Ok we need to archive this F------ thread. THIS Here is the link: chanarchive(dot)org/request _votes >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:18: 10 No. 3678484523 Latvian man go to doctor. Doctor doctor I have turnor growth in brain'. But Doctor dead due to poor health care infrastructure and no money for potato. Also man's turnor inoperable Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:19:11 No.367848614 Man see tree with beautiful leaf greens. Man say hooray, great symbol hope times ahead But is not tree, is dead body. Man hallucinating due to malnutrition. >> O Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)23: 19:59 No.3678487308 Farmer hear of farmer with many potato. Farmer gets knife to kills farmer to steal potato. Farmer stabs famer but knife is blunt. Suffering continues. >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:13 No. 367848974 Θ Latvian chase by politburo military off cliff. He hang by branch and see potato grow on branch. He reach for potato, but fall of cliff. Such is life. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:21 No. 367848992 Θ A soldier is r--- latvian daughter Latvian daughter say "Soldier, i give potato to r--- me no more. But is okay. Soldier already take potato before. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:47 No. 367849059 One day, Latvian scientist claim to make growing of potato faster and easier Next day is hanged for insanity Go back work. ) O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:22:03 No. 367849110 Θ Latvian has wodka Russian has potato. Trade potato for wodka says Russian. Latvian says what potato I has only wodka. No accord. Starvation happen >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:22:27 № 367849176曰 Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud. >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23. 18 No 367849312曰 Questioning:What Latvian Dream? Answering: Only group of rebels know. But was execute. Now no Latvian Dream. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23:24 No. 367849330E 1 KB, 651x241, repeat.png)

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File: 1323747335 jg(275 KB, 800x967, Latvial.jpg) D88Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 35-35 No.367841340 Humor ime Expand images 94 sages Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle woda. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end Anonymous 121211(Mon)22:36 28 No.367841493 bar man gets a bar s >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:37:11 No 367841618 Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22.37:30 No.367841664 lol Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22-38 03 No.367841742 Al: How cold is? Latvian: Very. Also dark O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 38:48 No 367841858 Θ What does a Czechoslovakian police officer call the lawyer daughter of a Polish man and a Slovenian woman? Paula Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 38:53 No 367841877 In Soviet Russia, these count as jokes! >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2230.29 NO 367841980 Kazak, American and Jew walk into bar Jew buy bar and enslave America. Kazak drink hisself to death >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2230.34 No 367841998 fishmonger say to bootblack, "Are there any more potato left? Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad. The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend. >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:40:41 No.367842206 Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberial "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 40.52 No.367842235 A black man move to Latvia. Is killed before he r--- our womenfolk >> □ Anonymous 1201201 1(Mon)22:41:06 № 367842275 Θ What happened to the Serbian who walked into the Ukraine capita? He noticed nothing of interest and retuned home >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2241:34 № 367842340 anis:I hope my son does not die during night Janis: Yes. I know what you say Janis: In truth, I do not know >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)224301 No 367842585曰 Hello I am at your door The interrupting Cow? as is customary, I will ask what your last name is, so th- >> O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)224306 No 367842001 Θ Questioning: Why did chicken cross road? Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents farm. This is bafore the Cossacks slaughtered them.I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers r--- her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I very, very hungry >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:44:02 N 367842788 Θ Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in bam. Find farmer daughter in barm. Ohl Hot stulf! But TOO LATE! Is already r--- by soldier Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 44:47 No.367842925 Knock knock Latvian. Please open door. Is cold >> □ Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)224528 No. 367843037 Θ Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first. O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:45:30 No.36784304369 Antonije: I notice you an American wrist-watch, What time is it, Basia? Antonije: You are wrong, Basia. It is the time I reporting you for conspiracy >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)224628 No.367843213曰 How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:47:44 N 367843429 How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree? Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 48.20 No.3678435410 Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:49:08 № 367843654 Θ Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder Bartender say. "That look delicious!" But pig say. "No. 18 Latvian. Taste is similar to dog □ Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)2249: 10 No 367843660 Θ Papa who will you vote for?" Son am are not voting until overtum of govemment Papa who will you vote for next Thursday Man likely overtumed. Voting nothing matters Anonyrmous 12/12/11 (Mon)2249 10 No 367843661 Θ Thee Latvian are brag about sons "My son is soldier. He have e as many women as want, say first Latvian. 'Zo?" second say, "My son is famer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. "Wow! You are win us,"say others. But all are feel sad >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:50:17 No.367843866 Latvia walki to bar with mule. Ba tender say why so long face?" Latvian say. I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 50 29 No 367843902 What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:51:06 No.367843999回 Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What differance? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So mary thing >> O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)225232 No 367844240 Θ On deathbed grandfather tell grandson that, "A small fire bum a lot of com. Remember this, grandson Grandson thinks he understands and he bums grandfather's farm down. Grandfather sadly says, "You misunderstand me, boy." He dies O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:52:48 No. 367844301 Θ Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, What is three wishes? Latvian say, "I wish potatol" Then, POOF! Potatol Latvian so happy! Ohl Is potatol Is potatol" say Latvian. Genii ask, "What is next wish? Latvian is say, "1 wish you go away so can enjoy potator" POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp. O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2253.55 No.367844475 Little boy Janis Dipers is get trouble, school. After teacher is beat, make also stay detention all alone. While detention, teacher is get homy! Teacher and Janis is make sex. "Janis Dipers!" teacher shout! "But teacher, Janis say, "1 too hungry for energy do that >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:54:50 N 367844650 Θ Why do Latvian secret police travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep watch on the intellectuals Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22-5456 No.367844675 Boy: But mother,I no are like grandma Anonymous 12/12111(Mon)22 56 02 No.367844839 O Anonyrmous 12/12/11(Mon)22.56:11 No.367844885曰 Latvian walk into bar and say, 1 have not eaten for many days. One full beer will be too much for me. How much just maybe one shot beer? Bartender say, This is can do for you. Is two centimes Latvian say, Oh. I was hoping it would be less. I do not have that much. >> □ Anonymous 12/12/1 1 (Mon)22 56:23 № 367844894 Θ Black commanding officer walk in to pool room, is shot by own soldier War between countries averted. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:56:51 No.367844986回 American tourist man offers $5.00USD to any one man with best offer in bar Ukraine man says "Sell you attractive daughter Czech man says "Kill your enemies American pays $2.50USD for less attractive daughter then pays Czech $2.50USD to kill Polish man and Czech steals his potato. A poor day indeed
File: 1323747335 jg(275 KB, 800x967, Latvial.jpg) D88Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 35-35 No.367841340 Humor ime Expand images 94 sages Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle woda. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end Anonymous 121211(Mon)22:36 28 No.367841493 bar man gets a bar s >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:37:11 No 367841618 Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22.37:30 No.367841664 lol Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22-38 03 No.367841742 Al: How cold is? Latvian: Very. Also dark O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 38:48 No 367841858 Θ What does a Czechoslovakian police officer call the lawyer daughter of a Polish man and a Slovenian woman? Paula Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 38:53 No 367841877 In Soviet Russia, these count as jokes! >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2230.29 NO 367841980 Kazak, American and Jew walk into bar Jew buy bar and enslave America. Kazak drink hisself to death >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2230.34 No 367841998 fishmonger say to bootblack, "Are there any more potato left? Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad. The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend. >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:40:41 No.367842206 Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberial "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 40.52 No.367842235 A black man move to Latvia. Is killed before he r--- our womenfolk >> □ Anonymous 1201201 1(Mon)22:41:06 № 367842275 Θ What happened to the Serbian who walked into the Ukraine capita? He noticed nothing of interest and retuned home >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2241:34 № 367842340 anis:I hope my son does not die during night Janis: Yes. I know what you say Janis: In truth, I do not know >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)224301 No 367842585曰 Hello I am at your door The interrupting Cow? as is customary, I will ask what your last name is, so th- >> O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)224306 No 367842001 Θ Questioning: Why did chicken cross road? Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents farm. This is bafore the Cossacks slaughtered them.I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers r--- her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I very, very hungry >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:44:02 N 367842788 Θ Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in bam. Find farmer daughter in barm. Ohl Hot stulf! But TOO LATE! Is already r--- by soldier Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 44:47 No.367842925 Knock knock Latvian. Please open door. Is cold >> □ Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)224528 No. 367843037 Θ Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first. O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:45:30 No.36784304369 Antonije: I notice you an American wrist-watch, What time is it, Basia? Antonije: You are wrong, Basia. It is the time I reporting you for conspiracy >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)224628 No.367843213曰 How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:47:44 N 367843429 How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree? Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 48.20 No.3678435410 Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:49:08 № 367843654 Θ Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder Bartender say. "That look delicious!" But pig say. "No. 18 Latvian. Taste is similar to dog □ Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)2249: 10 No 367843660 Θ Papa who will you vote for?" Son am are not voting until overtum of govemment Papa who will you vote for next Thursday Man likely overtumed. Voting nothing matters Anonyrmous 12/12/11 (Mon)2249 10 No 367843661 Θ Thee Latvian are brag about sons "My son is soldier. He have e as many women as want, say first Latvian. 'Zo?" second say, "My son is famer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. "Wow! You are win us,"say others. But all are feel sad >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:50:17 No.367843866 Latvia walki to bar with mule. Ba tender say why so long face?" Latvian say. I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 50 29 No 367843902 What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:51:06 No.367843999回 Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What differance? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So mary thing >> O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)225232 No 367844240 Θ On deathbed grandfather tell grandson that, "A small fire bum a lot of com. Remember this, grandson Grandson thinks he understands and he bums grandfather's farm down. Grandfather sadly says, "You misunderstand me, boy." He dies O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:52:48 No. 367844301 Θ Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, What is three wishes? Latvian say, "I wish potatol" Then, POOF! Potatol Latvian so happy! Ohl Is potatol Is potatol" say Latvian. Genii ask, "What is next wish? Latvian is say, "1 wish you go away so can enjoy potator" POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp. O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2253.55 No.367844475 Little boy Janis Dipers is get trouble, school. After teacher is beat, make also stay detention all alone. While detention, teacher is get homy! Teacher and Janis is make sex. "Janis Dipers!" teacher shout! "But teacher, Janis say, "1 too hungry for energy do that >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:54:50 N 367844650 Θ Why do Latvian secret police travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep watch on the intellectuals Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22-5456 No.367844675 Boy: But mother,I no are like grandma Anonymous 12/12111(Mon)22 56 02 No.367844839 O Anonyrmous 12/12/11(Mon)22.56:11 No.367844885曰 Latvian walk into bar and say, 1 have not eaten for many days. One full beer will be too much for me. How much just maybe one shot beer? Bartender say, This is can do for you. Is two centimes Latvian say, Oh. I was hoping it would be less. I do not have that much. >> □ Anonymous 12/12/1 1 (Mon)22 56:23 № 367844894 Θ Black commanding officer walk in to pool room, is shot by own soldier War between countries averted. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:56:51 No.367844986回 American tourist man offers $5.00USD to any one man with best offer in bar Ukraine man says "Sell you attractive daughter Czech man says "Kill your enemies American pays $2.50USD for less attractive daughter then pays Czech $2.50USD to kill Polish man and Czech steals his potato. A poor day indeed

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File 1250575195.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, home made crystal.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/18/09(Tue)01:59:55 No.153495868 ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! Youll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country), and a straw, put these aside Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until youre dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors) Good luck! File 1250976984.ipg-(16 KB, 400x392, juweel.jpg) Anonymous 08/22/09 (Sat)17:36:24 No.154571871 A few days later WELL THANKS ALOT B I come every day on this site for like 2 months and I always participate in stuff and do the stuff thi site says but this time is almost f------ killed me I am writing this s--- from the hospital becausel alsmost f------ died. some s------- posted something to make crystals from some regular stuff everyone has. If I remember it correctly it were: soda, salt, some pennies (the copper I needed), ammonia and a bit of laundry bleach. I had to mix it and blow through a straw untill I became dizzy because then there would be more CO2 in there so there would be nice colours in the crystal The docter said they found mustardgas or something in my body (WAT THE F---) and I was passed out for a few days Have to stay here for like 1 week more and my parants cut of the internet. Thnx alot m------------.. hope everyone of you die Picture related... its the crystal he said I was going to get but instead I got something which almost killed me
File 1250575195.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, home made crystal.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/18/09(Tue)01:59:55 No.153495868 ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! Youll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country), and a straw, put these aside Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until youre dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors) Good luck! File 1250976984.ipg-(16 KB, 400x392, juweel.jpg) Anonymous 08/22/09 (Sat)17:36:24 No.154571871 A few days later WELL THANKS ALOT B I come every day on this site for like 2 months and I always participate in stuff and do the stuff thi site says but this time is almost f------ killed me I am writing this s--- from the hospital becausel alsmost f------ died. some s------- posted something to make crystals from some regular stuff everyone has. If I remember it correctly it were: soda, salt, some pennies (the copper I needed), ammonia and a bit of laundry bleach. I had to mix it and blow through a straw untill I became dizzy because then there would be more CO2 in there so there would be nice colours in the crystal The docter said they found mustardgas or something in my body (WAT THE F---) and I was passed out for a few days Have to stay here for like 1 week more and my parants cut of the internet. Thnx alot m------------.. hope everyone of you die Picture related... its the crystal he said I was going to get but instead I got something which almost killed me

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File :1210153000.ipg-(86 KB, 482x360, 1207279619715.jpg -what would you do Anonymous 05/07/08(Wed)05:36 No.4007795 I's the middle of the night, your just chilling and zoning out to /co/ on the TV, enjoying a ham/cheese sandwich when suddenly: *BIFF* Batman punches in your front door, the explosive force of which takes out a good portion of the front of your house as well as half of your family. Lightning suddenly lights the recently dark corners of your isona he proasches you and you srt to sieny l or mind. He points to you and says >> □ Anonymous 05/07/08(Wed)05:38 No.4007806 File :1210153087 ipg-(19 KB, 90x132, 1209284537088.jpg) I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

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