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Crash by Bravo Nolan
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Baneposting
Shakespeare plane scene
![File (hide): 1433203168643.ipg (20.17 KB, 224x225, 224:225, image ipg) -Big Guy 06/02/15 (Tue) 01:59:28 No. 561 12 Natch Threadl A plane in a field. Enter CIA. CIA: My lord's issue hath brought me far from home Upon the wings of rumour borne afar From sacred States to wastes of waving grass To seek and hold our good Doctor Pavel But hark! Our friends and foes do now approach. Enter MASKETTA and PAVEL with guards, leading BANE and two thugs masked with sacks. CIA: Doctor Pavel, I am CIA MASKETTA: Do not fall o'er your eagerness, agent. I do procure three more for appraisal. CIA: (To Pavel) Your ticket brings aboard but one, dear friend PAVEL: Id never wish to bring more, and never them. no I need no payment for men such as these. To see them off would be enough reward CIA: There is no reason for me to claim them. They must singe your grasp a while longe MASKETTA: Must I spell out your motivations, man? Your mark was theirs also. They sought Pavel. And they took coin from the mercenary You should know of whom I speak. The masked man. MASKETTA: Aye. CIA: Then bring these wretched hooligans forward I would have them on my craft immediately When 'tis done, of this move Id inform my liege -Big Guy 06/02/15 (Te) 02:02:54 No.56113 Plane interior, with an open door. CIA and guards present along with BANE, kneeling and hooded along with two thugs. Pavel is seated in back. CIA: In my report I hath made discretions are but living s Where these three magi kneel, only one stands When this flight at last is drawn to an end Speak now, as those who do not may find that The cruel sun does scorn their waxen wings. CIA brings one thug to the edge of the door CIA: Whose bloodied hands laid coins into your own So to motivate your hunt for Pavel? Thug does not speak, and CIA fires his gun. CIA: This monk's virtuous silence did not serve To grant his back the plumage of angels. Who next of you shall take this leap of faith? A second thug is moved to the window CIA: Disclose to me the nature of the man Who does conceal his image 'hind vizard Brief silence) Of your force of will I have no critique No dog of war has served so doggishly! BANE: His shuttered tongue hides wonder, not virtue To fill your charge's mind with projectile Then cast his corpse to hungry stones below Shows cunning brilliant in its absence. -Big Guy潘06/02/15 (Tue) 02:04:04 No.56115 CIA: But hark! The silent sister may speak yet. Maybe your tongue of lead hides heart of gold Let us behold our new convert's visage BANE: I am but a man masked, and not more. Though our plan is to move heaven and earth. CIA removes the sack from BANES head Lo! To hear such troubles made of myself Afore this biting brace was plac'd 'pon me Would be absurdity in purest form. CIA: That mask's loss would be thine great undoing I may grasp it and pull. What then of you? BANE: Purest agony would surely follow CIA: I must admit that your physique is grand oi -Big Guy 06/02/15 (Tue) 02:06:00 No.56117 CIA: Your machinations are hidden from me But it seems heaven and earth have conspired To place you in my grasp. Is it not so? BANE: What conspiring you observe is mine own. Our offers of kind cooperation Hath been spurned most cruelly by Pavel. When he took suck of the fed'ral teat We would see the milk he passed in return. PAVEL: Spare me of your punisher's flame! No words against you overspill'd my lips. CIA: It's grand when a plan plac'd comes to closing You are landed safely in my power I beg you, detail your further plotting BANE: What I will now detail to you is thus: My plan begins with the end of your own. I shall shear through this metal eagle's wings, And no worms shall thrive in this beast's remains! BANE overpowers CIA. Enter operatives with sub-machineguns. Guards are slain. CIA: Impossible! These soldiers are as calves To Bane's loyal butchers. What of my well and hard-fought authority? It means nought. Pure lead holds disdain for order and law tools of chaos serve the whims of the mad I see all this too late. So farewell, world! My fate awaits in the iron below -Big Guy 06/02/15 (Tue) 02:07:33 No.56118 er BANE: Soft! The trappings of order undo you. When this wreck is surveyed, there need must be A c ours our JUAN: Tell, I beg. Has our flame caught and kindled? BANE: Yea, and its ceaseless hunger but grows yet. Plane is removed from scene. Exeunt all but BANE and PAVEL Bane: Your unfixed manner does not suit, Doctor Steel your nerves, slow your heart and set your hair Your terror When set against what nightmares await you. FIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/972/634/5cd.png)
![File (hide): 1433203168643.ipg (20.17 KB, 224x225, 224:225, image ipg) -Big Guy 06/02/15 (Tue) 01:59:28 No. 561 12 Natch Threadl A plane in a field. Enter CIA. CIA: My lord's issue hath brought me far from home Upon the wings of rumour borne afar From sacred States to wastes of waving grass To seek and hold our good Doctor Pavel But hark! Our friends and foes do now approach. Enter MASKETTA and PAVEL with guards, leading BANE and two thugs masked with sacks. CIA: Doctor Pavel, I am CIA MASKETTA: Do not fall o'er your eagerness, agent. I do procure three more for appraisal. CIA: (To Pavel) Your ticket brings aboard but one, dear friend PAVEL: Id never wish to bring more, and never them. no I need no payment for men such as these. To see them off would be enough reward CIA: There is no reason for me to claim them. They must singe your grasp a while longe MASKETTA: Must I spell out your motivations, man? Your mark was theirs also. They sought Pavel. And they took coin from the mercenary You should know of whom I speak. The masked man. MASKETTA: Aye. CIA: Then bring these wretched hooligans forward I would have them on my craft immediately When 'tis done, of this move Id inform my liege -Big Guy 06/02/15 (Te) 02:02:54 No.56113 Plane interior, with an open door. CIA and guards present along with BANE, kneeling and hooded along with two thugs. Pavel is seated in back. CIA: In my report I hath made discretions are but living s Where these three magi kneel, only one stands When this flight at last is drawn to an end Speak now, as those who do not may find that The cruel sun does scorn their waxen wings. CIA brings one thug to the edge of the door CIA: Whose bloodied hands laid coins into your own So to motivate your hunt for Pavel? Thug does not speak, and CIA fires his gun. CIA: This monk's virtuous silence did not serve To grant his back the plumage of angels. Who next of you shall take this leap of faith? A second thug is moved to the window CIA: Disclose to me the nature of the man Who does conceal his image 'hind vizard Brief silence) Of your force of will I have no critique No dog of war has served so doggishly! BANE: His shuttered tongue hides wonder, not virtue To fill your charge's mind with projectile Then cast his corpse to hungry stones below Shows cunning brilliant in its absence. -Big Guy潘06/02/15 (Tue) 02:04:04 No.56115 CIA: But hark! The silent sister may speak yet. Maybe your tongue of lead hides heart of gold Let us behold our new convert's visage BANE: I am but a man masked, and not more. Though our plan is to move heaven and earth. CIA removes the sack from BANES head Lo! To hear such troubles made of myself Afore this biting brace was plac'd 'pon me Would be absurdity in purest form. CIA: That mask's loss would be thine great undoing I may grasp it and pull. What then of you? BANE: Purest agony would surely follow CIA: I must admit that your physique is grand oi -Big Guy 06/02/15 (Tue) 02:06:00 No.56117 CIA: Your machinations are hidden from me But it seems heaven and earth have conspired To place you in my grasp. Is it not so? BANE: What conspiring you observe is mine own. Our offers of kind cooperation Hath been spurned most cruelly by Pavel. When he took suck of the fed'ral teat We would see the milk he passed in return. PAVEL: Spare me of your punisher's flame! No words against you overspill'd my lips. CIA: It's grand when a plan plac'd comes to closing You are landed safely in my power I beg you, detail your further plotting BANE: What I will now detail to you is thus: My plan begins with the end of your own. I shall shear through this metal eagle's wings, And no worms shall thrive in this beast's remains! BANE overpowers CIA. Enter operatives with sub-machineguns. Guards are slain. CIA: Impossible! These soldiers are as calves To Bane's loyal butchers. What of my well and hard-fought authority? It means nought. Pure lead holds disdain for order and law tools of chaos serve the whims of the mad I see all this too late. So farewell, world! My fate awaits in the iron below -Big Guy 06/02/15 (Tue) 02:07:33 No.56118 er BANE: Soft! The trappings of order undo you. When this wreck is surveyed, there need must be A c ours our JUAN: Tell, I beg. Has our flame caught and kindled? BANE: Yea, and its ceaseless hunger but grows yet. Plane is removed from scene. Exeunt all but BANE and PAVEL Bane: Your unfixed manner does not suit, Doctor Steel your nerves, slow your heart and set your hair Your terror When set against what nightmares await you. FIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/972/634/5cd.png)
Baneposting
Uh, you get to bring donations
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CIA as Icarus
![>Icarus
>I C A R U S
>RUS CIA
The whole scene takes place in the skies above Uzbekistan which is a country close to Russia.
CIA is handsome young man with big ambitions, his reckless ambitions ultimately results in his fall from the skies.
Did Nolan make a retelling of a Greecian Myth right under our nose this whole time?
BRAVO NOLAN
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![>Icarus
>I C A R U S
>RUS CIA
The whole scene takes place in the skies above Uzbekistan which is a country close to Russia.
CIA is handsome young man with big ambitions, his reckless ambitions ultimately results in his fall from the skies.
Did Nolan make a retelling of a Greecian Myth right under our nose this whole time?
BRAVO NOLAN
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Baneposting
CIA seriously hopes you guys dont do this
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Baneposting
Bravo Nolan
![MASTERPIECE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/968/637/c22.jpg)
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Baneposting
It would have been extremely Spainful
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old memes
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Dr. Maheswaran, I'm Crystal Gems.
![UNIVRS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/961/793/76a.png)
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Baneposting
Anon baneposts at a job interview
![CIA 04/21/15 (Tue) 01:37:12 No.43748 >243750 >243752 43764 43788 >44218 46243 >>47481 File (hide): 1429598232252.jpg (108.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, e69.ipg) Apply for a job at KFOC >Score a same-day interview because the regional manager is in towrn >Nervous as f--- >Get to the interview a few minutes early >Forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself >Adopt CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves >Interviewer shows up >Hand him my info folder >"Mr Interviewer, I'm Anon" >"Hi Anon, nice to meet you >He sits >He opens my folder >Starts with the typical interview questions >The_insecurity_rises.bane >He gets to my references S"If I were to call every one of your references, what would they tell me?" >"They would be extremely longwinded" >He laughs s"You're a confident guy "For you. >He gives me an odd look like he's not sure what l meant >He brushes it off and continues >More questions >Eventually, he asks me where I see myself in 5 years "Managing this resturaunt...with no dissatisfied customers." >"Good to see someone with some backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who've shaken hands with today had sweaty palms and cracking voices. When can you start?" Mfw Baneposting gave me the courage to ace my job interview, and I am now gainfully employed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/959/761/7a8.jpg)
![CIA 04/21/15 (Tue) 01:37:12 No.43748 >243750 >243752 43764 43788 >44218 46243 >>47481 File (hide): 1429598232252.jpg (108.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, e69.ipg) Apply for a job at KFOC >Score a same-day interview because the regional manager is in towrn >Nervous as f--- >Get to the interview a few minutes early >Forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself >Adopt CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves >Interviewer shows up >Hand him my info folder >"Mr Interviewer, I'm Anon" >"Hi Anon, nice to meet you >He sits >He opens my folder >Starts with the typical interview questions >The_insecurity_rises.bane >He gets to my references S"If I were to call every one of your references, what would they tell me?" >"They would be extremely longwinded" >He laughs s"You're a confident guy "For you. >He gives me an odd look like he's not sure what l meant >He brushes it off and continues >More questions >Eventually, he asks me where I see myself in 5 years "Managing this resturaunt...with no dissatisfied customers." >"Good to see someone with some backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who've shaken hands with today had sweaty palms and cracking voices. When can you start?" Mfw Baneposting gave me the courage to ace my job interview, and I am now gainfully employed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/959/761/7a8.jpg)
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BANESONA 5
Baneposting
/bane/ draws the plane sequence
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Baneposting
Is this fetish a part of a master plan?
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Baneposting
Uh, you don't get to bring games.
![THE ORDER 1886](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/946/109/2ab.jpg)
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Baneposting
Well congratulations'd!
![HAHAHA BANE? FOR YOU BIG GUY!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/944/576/9de.jpg)
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Baneposting
Bane?
![Travel Latest News BANE? 0,000](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/943/977/70f.jpg)
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