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“The Case of Sesame Street vs Sega’s Red Dreadlocked Weasel”

After seeing a real life echidna for the first time, Cookie Monster and Abby Cadabby agreed to sue the s--- out of Sega for false advertisement from being misled by Knuckles.

After seeing a real life echidna for the first time, Cookie Monster and Abby Cadabby agreed to sue the s--- out of Sega for false advertisement from being misled by Knuckles.

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The Many Sins of Grover #31,720

BICICLETAS GEAR HOP REPAIRS Se Habla BICYCLES The Many Sins of Grover #31,720: Infuriated with the new CDC protocols, Grover went over to the bicycle store, despite being ill, in order to "own the libs". Confronted by several people urging him to stay home, Grover retaliates by violently coughing on them, infecting them all with COVID-19.

BICICLETAS GEAR HOP REPAIRS Se Habla BICYCLES The Many Sins of Grover #31,720: Infuriated with the new CDC protocols, Grover went over to the bicycle store, despite being ill, in order to "own the libs". Confronted by several people urging him to stay home, Grover retaliates by violently coughing on them, infecting them all with COVID-19.

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Natasha joined her sister minutes later...

123 Ernie unleashed a massive belch into baby Natasha's face, relishing her terror as she recognized the smell of her missing twin sister in his foul breath.

123 Ernie unleashed a massive belch into baby Natasha's face, relishing her terror as she recognized the smell of her missing twin sister in his foul breath.

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The Many Sins of Grover #1,041,487

The Many Sins of Grover #1,041,487: Filled with envy and rage over Kermit's successful career, Grover stares at the award that he greatly coveted and plots to bludgeon Kermit to death with it. Consequences be damned!

The Many Sins of Grover #1,041,487: Filled with envy and rage over Kermit's successful career, Grover stares at the award that he greatly coveted and plots to bludgeon Kermit to death with it. Consequences be damned!

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Her first order for Ernie is to build her a 100 foot tall statue of her likeness

SESAME STREET org After suffering through several Bertstrips, Baby Natasha finally gets her revenge on Ernie by letting out a small belch with the distinct smell of Bert's flesh in it, intimidating him into being her slave... lest he suffer the same fate as Bert.

SESAME STREET org After suffering through several Bertstrips, Baby Natasha finally gets her revenge on Ernie by letting out a small belch with the distinct smell of Bert's flesh in it, intimidating him into being her slave... lest he suffer the same fate as Bert.

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The Beginning of Grover’s Mad Quest to Kill God

It was then that a bold new idea emerged from Grover's twisted mind... If he was going to be a sinner, he was going to be the best damn sinner of them all! If Grover committed a ludicrous amount of sins, the Devil wouldn't be able to fit them all in the bowels of Hell and they would have to go all the way up to the gates of Heaven, guaranteeing him a place in paradise. That is until he noticed a gun store that recently opened up a few blocks away...

It was then that a bold new idea emerged from Grover's twisted mind... If he was going to be a sinner, he was going to be the best damn sinner of them all! If Grover committed a ludicrous amount of sins, the Devil wouldn't be able to fit them all in the bowels of Hell and they would have to go all the way up to the gates of Heaven, guaranteeing him a place in paradise. That is until he noticed a gun store that recently opened up a few blocks away...

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Hello Cookie! Hello Mon! I'm your Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb!

Unknown to Cookie Monster, Ernie was internally cackling with glee as he waited for the bombs he disguised as cherries to go off the very moment they were swallowed.

Unknown to Cookie Monster, Ernie was internally cackling with glee as he waited for the bombs he disguised as cherries to go off the very moment they were swallowed.

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"Fear and Groving in Sesame Street"

1070 "Snuffy... I don't want to alarm you... but I don't think this is weed..."

1070 "Snuffy... I don't want to alarm you... but I don't think this is weed..."

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If there had been ONE pigeon feathery, this wouldn't have happened!

As his fiery rage started to reach its absolute zenith... Bert was about to turn this Furry Convention... ...Into a Fury Convention

As his fiery rage started to reach its absolute zenith... Bert was about to turn this Furry Convention... ...Into a Fury Convention

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Life ah, finds a way. | /r/dankmemes

After being constipated for 9 months, Ernie couldn't wait to see the look on Bert's face when he got home.

After being constipated for 9 months, Ernie couldn't wait to see the look on Bert's face when he got home.

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Fisted unmercifully now this.. poor Elmo. | /r/dankmemes

Elmnocchio informs Pappa Perverto that he doesn't want to put his nose in the stinky place anymore.

Elmnocchio informs Pappa Perverto that he doesn't want to put his nose in the stinky place anymore.

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Fozzie gets cancelled

After getting heckled multiple times on The Muppets Show, Fozzie Bear lost his temper and began to shout racial slurs into the audience.

After getting heckled multiple times on The Muppets Show, Fozzie Bear lost his temper and began to shout racial slurs into the audience.

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The (im)proper use case for AI

CD MUD UG OP 3/ The new Al-powered racial slur generator was off to a rough start.

CD MUD UG OP 3/ The new Al-powered racial slur generator was off to a rough start.

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I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke!

"Now go kill Dr. Venture!" eli NJ TV HD

"Now go kill Dr. Venture!" eli NJ TV HD

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays y'all

123 SESAME STREETorg The Christmas season has somehow freed Oscar from his grouchiness and he now joyously brings presents in the name of his lord to all people on Sesame Street. Unfortunately, said lord was neither Christ nor Santa, but Papa Nurgle. Did you really think a guy living in a trashcan would worship anyone else? Merry Plaguemas and a Happy New Ebola-Strain!

123 SESAME STREETorg The Christmas season has somehow freed Oscar from his grouchiness and he now joyously brings presents in the name of his lord to all people on Sesame Street. Unfortunately, said lord was neither Christ nor Santa, but Papa Nurgle. Did you really think a guy living in a trashcan would worship anyone else? Merry Plaguemas and a Happy New Ebola-Strain!

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Elmo breaks the news of Telly's arrival to Kabulsame Street

"Sorry kid, I know you're upset but us Elmericans gotta head back home. This is all Tellyban country now. They'll look after you. Ďon't worry."

"Sorry kid, I know you're upset but us Elmericans gotta head back home. This is all Tellyban country now. They'll look after you. Ďon't worry."

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Grilled catfish

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Trigger warning

Elmo pays a group of hackers to hack into tumblr's servers and change every "tr" to an "n".

Elmo pays a group of hackers to hack into tumblr's servers and change every "tr" to an "n".

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War Effects Even Those Who Have Never Seen It

Stop bringing up Vietnam for the love of god! I can't keep this up anymore... You're not Bert, you're his brother Kurt. Bert went to 'Nam while you fled to Canada, you've never even set foot in an Asian country. The real Bert committed suicide shortly after he came home because of what he had seen and done over there and you were so consumed by shame and self-loathing that you pretended you were the one who offed himself and convinced yourself that you were your brother. I went along with it, everyone did...because we care about you, Kurt. I just wish you'd forgive yourself. you. I love

Stop bringing up Vietnam for the love of god! I can't keep this up anymore... You're not Bert, you're his brother Kurt. Bert went to 'Nam while you fled to Canada, you've never even set foot in an Asian country. The real Bert committed suicide shortly after he came home because of what he had seen and done over there and you were so consumed by shame and self-loathing that you pretended you were the one who offed himself and convinced yourself that you were your brother. I went along with it, everyone did...because we care about you, Kurt. I just wish you'd forgive yourself. you. I love

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Bert talks about 'Nam again

22 Thank you for the smoke, Ernie. You know, I used to smoke all the time in The Nam. This.sigh..brings back memories. Did I ever tell you how combat is like ? It is not like in the movies, where there's thousands of men charging on yelling war cries guns blazzing. No, it's always some patrol or evac or convoy, everyone is marching and doing their stuff. Then.something happens, often a gunshot or explosion in the distance. Everyone forms in a defensive position, and eventually, the charlies come near. Not that near, but near enough you can just barely see them. Then the shooting starts, granades and stuff like that get thrown if it´s close enough. Officers barking in the radio about med-evac, reinforcements, air support, whatever. Somehow them charlies always get closer and closer, maybe they manage to kill enough rifles to do so or maybe someone screwed-up. They storm in, or get in the trees, or maybe start executing your wounded buddies or carrying off some idiot that surrendered. When It looks like they will find you, the charlies retreat, the reason doesn't matter. All that mess took maybe, 2 minutes, but I couldn't even remember my own name. All I could remember, is that I wanted a smoke."

22 Thank you for the smoke, Ernie. You know, I used to smoke all the time in The Nam. This.sigh..brings back memories. Did I ever tell you how combat is like ? It is not like in the movies, where there's thousands of men charging on yelling war cries guns blazzing. No, it's always some patrol or evac or convoy, everyone is marching and doing their stuff. Then.something happens, often a gunshot or explosion in the distance. Everyone forms in a defensive position, and eventually, the charlies come near. Not that near, but near enough you can just barely see them. Then the shooting starts, granades and stuff like that get thrown if it´s close enough. Officers barking in the radio about med-evac, reinforcements, air support, whatever. Somehow them charlies always get closer and closer, maybe they manage to kill enough rifles to do so or maybe someone screwed-up. They storm in, or get in the trees, or maybe start executing your wounded buddies or carrying off some idiot that surrendered. When It looks like they will find you, the charlies retreat, the reason doesn't matter. All that mess took maybe, 2 minutes, but I couldn't even remember my own name. All I could remember, is that I wanted a smoke."

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