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Kermit is doomed.

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"Imgur":http://imgur.com/4aFeu4J

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kermit kermit the frog

Unpleasant surprise

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"Imgur":http://imgur.com/4JUYRSY

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bert and ernie sesame street

Full Metal Ernie

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"Imgur":http://imgur.com/CrfdBRD

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ernie bert

Elmo regrets not going to The Count's Passover Seder

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"Imgur":http://imgur.com/JQlYd5f

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You better stop that Bert.

Ernie turns on the police scanner, informing Bert that masturbating to passing children in the window is against the law
Ernie turns on the police scanner, informing Bert that masturbating to passing children in the window is against the law

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bert ernie

Boat bomb.

14 Unbeknownst to Bert, Ernie had packed his boat with several pounds of military-grade plastic explosives.
14 Unbeknownst to Bert, Ernie had packed his boat with several pounds of military-grade plastic explosives.

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bert ernie

this is a real thing from sesame street. check the notes.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vVktxm3p7gI?rel=0&amp;controls=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> have some nightmare sauce
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vVktxm3p7gI?rel=0&amp;controls=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> have some nightmare sauce

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sesame street bertstrips this guys is like a rejected earthbound boss nobody

Berts end

In the last moments of his life Bert screams in terror as Big Bird eats him alive in a bowl of porridge.
In the last moments of his life Bert screams in terror as Big Bird eats him alive in a bowl of porridge.

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big bird bert sesame street porridge bertstrips

Wouldn't be the first time Bert's mom was covered in cum

Ernie considers e---------- into the ashes of Bert's dead mother.
Ernie considers e---------- into the ashes of Bert's dead mother.

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ernie sesame street bertstrips

Elmo

SESAME STREET ELMO SLIDES HIS SEXY ASS DOWN THE STRIPPER POLE
SESAME STREET ELMO SLIDES HIS SEXY ASS DOWN THE STRIPPER POLE

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elmo sesame street

Attack on Muppet

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"Imgur":http://imgur.com/Ez0yaHY

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animal the muppets

Better safe than sorry.

After making sure Bert's mouth is clean, Ernie takes what he wants.
After making sure Bert's mouth is clean, Ernie takes what he wants.

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bert ernie

Car chase.

In an effort to outrun the patrol cars tailing him, Elmo took a turn too tight. He lost control of the vehicle, which flung his limp body directly onto the pavement, where it lay a cold, lifeless ragdoll until the paramedics carried it away.
In an effort to outrun the patrol cars tailing him, Elmo took a turn too tight. He lost control of the vehicle, which flung his limp body directly onto the pavement, where it lay a cold, lifeless ragdoll until the paramedics carried it away.

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elmo

Elmo and the beach ball.

Elmo is overjoyed when the beach ball agrees to take his virinity
Elmo is overjoyed when the beach ball agrees to take his virinity

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elmo beach ball

Mistakes happen.

Spotted by a border patrol drone, Ernie makes an evasive maneuver... Only to find out that Bert had not properly stowed the drug money.
Spotted by a border patrol drone, Ernie makes an evasive maneuver... Only to find out that Bert had not properly stowed the drug money.

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bert

robot

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/85mKeKt
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/85mKeKt

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