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Telly's first day as a suicide hotline operator

jump Tellys first day as a suicide hotline operator doesnt go very well

jump Tellys first day as a suicide hotline operator doesnt go very well

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Cookie Chipper

Cookie Monster is slowly swallowed from bottom-up by a wood chipper. Meanwhile, Ernie harmonizes with Cookie's screams of agony

Cookie Monster is slowly swallowed from bottom-up by a wood chipper. Meanwhile, Ernie harmonizes with Cookie's screams of agony

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GET DOWN!!!

SESAME STREET Ernie switches their new sixty inch tv to a Rambo film in an attempt ta trigger Bert's Vietnam flashbacks

SESAME STREET Ernie switches their new sixty inch tv to a Rambo film in an attempt ta trigger Bert's Vietnam flashbacks

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Don't said that word

SESAME STREET Ernie decided to kill the cameraman because he called him a f-----.

SESAME STREET Ernie decided to kill the cameraman because he called him a f-----.

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bert's fortnite dance

Bert is shocked to hear the crowd booing him as he does another fortnite dance as part of his talent show routine.

Bert is shocked to hear the crowd booing him as he does another fortnite dance as part of his talent show routine.

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bert's Vietnam flashback

"BURN THE VILLAGE", yelled Bert as he woke up from his Vietnam flashback.

"BURN THE VILLAGE", yelled Bert as he woke up from his Vietnam flashback.

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The Most Intense Decision in Cookie's Life

Down to 200 lifepoints and his opponent already summoned 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Cookie Monster must decide which cards to use in order to turn the tide of the duel, or else his friends will lose their souls to the shadow realm.

Down to 200 lifepoints and his opponent already summoned 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Cookie Monster must decide which cards to use in order to turn the tide of the duel, or else his friends will lose their souls to the shadow realm.

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In a league of their own

January 21st is always hardest for Ernie because he can't decide which human abomination's birthday they should be celebrating most: Stonewall Jackson, Grigori Rasputin or Geena Davis

January 21st is always hardest for Ernie because he can't decide which human abomination's birthday they should be celebrating most: Stonewall Jackson, Grigori Rasputin or Geena Davis

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So many people

Bert didn't expect there to be so many people. He can't help but stroke himself through his pants as he waits for the bomb to go off.

Bert didn't expect there to be so many people. He can't help but stroke himself through his pants as he waits for the bomb to go off.

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ernie is going to star another wildfire in california

Ernie unveils his latest scheme to start another wildfire in California

Ernie unveils his latest scheme to start another wildfire in California

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emu war

A rare photo of an Austrailian calvaryman realising the Emus have staged a counter attack

A rare photo of an Austrailian calvaryman realising the Emus have staged a counter attack

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isis

A rare photo of an ISIS suicide bomber misplacing his bomb vest in the bazaar.

A rare photo of an ISIS suicide bomber misplacing his bomb vest in the bazaar.

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North by Northwest directed by Alfred Hitchcock

Kermit didn't get enough out of shooting down Big Bird alone, he needed to feel the satisfaction of the kill

Kermit didn't get enough out of shooting down Big Bird alone, he needed to feel the satisfaction of the kill

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MEEEeeeeep!

Beaker's penis enlarging pill works, but for a horrible price.

Beaker's penis enlarging pill works, but for a horrible price.

Horrifying

In one single act of depravity. Ernie creates a Bertstrip using Comic Sans

In one single act of depravity. Ernie creates a Bertstrip using Comic Sans

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That's one way to go

After weeks of practice, Telly hopes he can pogo high enough to hit the telephone wires, killing him instantly.

After weeks of practice, Telly hopes he can pogo high enough to hit the telephone wires, killing him instantly.

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