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Grover is finding it hard to look away as Mr. Johnson masturbates behind his menu

Grover is finding it hard to look away as Mr. Johnson masturbates behind his menu

Fuhrer Bert is ready to lead

And then Bert smacked Ernie across the face for failing to address him as Mein Führer.

And then Bert smacked Ernie across the face for failing to address him as Mein Führer.

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like a fucking adult.

SESAME STREET.org Fed up with finding dried c-- all over the apartment, Ernie teaches Bert to masturbate into a hankie. "You know, like a f------ adult."

SESAME STREET.org Fed up with finding dried c-- all over the apartment, Ernie teaches Bert to masturbate into a hankie. "You know, like a f------ adult."

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"That's not a pigeon on your head, Bert. That's an oversized tumor. It's been putting pressure on the active region of your brain, causing you to hallucinate. We're not even outside right now, Bert. You're actually facedown in a piss covered hospital bed, and you have been for decades. I should know, I'm one of your most enduring hallucinations."

"That's not a pigeon on your head, Bert. That's an oversized tumor. It's been putting pressure on the active region of your brain, causing you to hallucinate. We're not even outside right now, Bert. You're actually facedown in a piss covered hospital bed, and you have been for decades. I should know, I'm one of your most enduring hallucinations."

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and notices an alarming amount of blood.

and notices an alarming amount of blood.

Bertstrips: Feeding Elmo's bloodlust

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Not what he meant by "bang"

SESANE STREET Bert had something else in mind when he said that he wanted to bang

SESANE STREET Bert had something else in mind when he said that he wanted to bang

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Everyone point and laugh

Grover points and laughs at Kermits tiny penis

Grover points and laughs at Kermits tiny penis

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Uh oh

It wasn't until Bert turned his head past 180° that Ernie realized his friend was, indeed, possessed.

It wasn't until Bert turned his head past 180° that Ernie realized his friend was, indeed, possessed.

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Triple Dog Dare

Not wanting to turn down a Triple Dog Dare, Animal's scrotum becomes stuck to the flag pole for a full five minutes before his attempt to escape rips his d--- clean off

Not wanting to turn down a Triple Dog Dare, Animal's scrotum becomes stuck to the flag pole for a full five minutes before his attempt to escape rips his d--- clean off

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What's done is done

KA SESAMSTRASSE Bert is obviously uncomfortable wearing Kermit's skin, but what's done is done

KA SESAMSTRASSE Bert is obviously uncomfortable wearing Kermit's skin, but what's done is done

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An awful bet

Kermit made a bet with Scooter that he could get through the talk show with a vibrator in his ass

Kermit made a bet with Scooter that he could get through the talk show with a vibrator in his ass

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The roofies have kicked in

The roofies have kicked in.

The roofies have kicked in.

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So that's what happened

Gonzo releases mustard gas at the Furry convention.

Gonzo releases mustard gas at the Furry convention.

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Put the beds back

Bert and Ernie ask each other about pushing the beds together tonight

Bert and Ernie ask each other about pushing the beds together tonight

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Satan thanks Ernie

Satan personally congratulates Ernie for commiting every sin possible.

Satan personally congratulates Ernie for commiting every sin possible.

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