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Kermit Krapper

After inventing the "Kermit Krapper", Kermit asks Elmo to try it out. However, one fatal flaw was that the water sprayed OUT, causing Elmo to not only be covered in his own mess, but get launched 70 miles into the air.

After inventing the "Kermit Krapper", Kermit asks Elmo to try it out. However, one fatal flaw was that the water sprayed OUT, causing Elmo to not only be covered in his own mess, but get launched 70 miles into the air.

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Feeling gassy

GASSY After eating the world's largest cookie Cookie Monster gets diarrhea and starts taking massive s---- all over the street.

GASSY After eating the world's largest cookie Cookie Monster gets diarrhea and starts taking massive s---- all over the street.

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Loser

Ernie and Bert describe to Bort exactly what he will be in life. A loser.

Ernie and Bert describe to Bort exactly what he will be in life. A loser.

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You just know they do.

O.0 SESAME STREET OT org Live on tv, Bert mentions the biggest taboo: that black women prefer white men.

O.0 SESAME STREET OT org Live on tv, Bert mentions the biggest taboo: that black women prefer white men.

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There’s an impressive array of weapons to choose from

Grover crashes Mr. Johnson's Renaissance Faire performance to demonstrate how he would have killed his wife in the 16th century

Grover crashes Mr. Johnson's Renaissance Faire performance to demonstrate how he would have killed his wife in the 16th century

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Fake news

CNN's Anderson Cooper, in his native environment, spreading the false prophecy of the virtues of a--- sex.

CNN's Anderson Cooper, in his native environment, spreading the false prophecy of the virtues of a--- sex.

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Run, cookie moster, run

HIDE After hearing the FBI knock on his door, Cookie Monster realizes what to do with the evidence

HIDE After hearing the FBI knock on his door, Cookie Monster realizes what to do with the evidence

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A small oopsie

When child protective services break into the bathroom, Bert immediately shouts that the missing children told him they were 18.

When child protective services break into the bathroom, Bert immediately shouts that the missing children told him they were 18.

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"This isn't what it looks like, you guys!"

Grover's brilliant plan to trap puffins backfires dramatically when he ends up attracting members of a furry fanatic convention.

Grover's brilliant plan to trap puffins backfires dramatically when he ends up attracting members of a furry fanatic convention.

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bert's clone

Bert doesn't know what's more confusing: the fact that Ernie has successfully cloned a living Muppet with pipe cleaners, coaxial cables & Mountain Dew, or that "Bret" calls Ernie "his better half"...

Bert doesn't know what's more confusing: the fact that Ernie has successfully cloned a living Muppet with pipe cleaners, coaxial cables & Mountain Dew, or that "Bret" calls Ernie "his better half"...

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"accident"

Kermit had planned the "accident". He knew that Miss Piggy was too fat to slide through the bottom of the elevator, and that she couldn't climb through the top. It was only a matter of time before the cable keeping her alive snapped

Kermit had planned the "accident". He knew that Miss Piggy was too fat to slide through the bottom of the elevator, and that she couldn't climb through the top. It was only a matter of time before the cable keeping her alive snapped

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Don't do drugs, kids

Big Bird gets wasted hardcore after snorting so much cocaine

Big Bird gets wasted hardcore after snorting so much cocaine

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20 seconds is all Ernie needs

The drug dealer bets Ernie a bag of crack that he can't kill those kids in under a minute, Ernie laughed when he said "under a minute."

The drug dealer bets Ernie a bag of crack that he can't kill those kids in under a minute, Ernie laughed when he said "under a minute."

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Big bird's escaped slave

A shocking discovery is made! Elmo finds in his closet a huge group of the plantation slaves who escaped from Big

A shocking discovery is made! Elmo finds in his closet a huge group of the plantation slaves who escaped from Big

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Ernie's trap

Bert discovers Ernie's trap too late as the now-insane child predator surprises him from the ceiling.

Bert discovers Ernie's trap too late as the now-insane child predator surprises him from the ceiling.

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A Channel from the Land of the Rising Boner

Bert and Ernie are thankful to find the Japanese p--- channel

Bert and Ernie are thankful to find the Japanese p--- channel

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One Crazy Night in Sesame Street

It's a cold Saturday morning. Elmo wakes up with a huge headache to the sound of a black man telling him to wake up. The man tells Elmo that he owes him thousands in damages, and to never speak to his girlfriend ever again. Elmo doesn't remember what happened the previous night. The only thing he remembers from that night is that he ate some candy that Grover gave to him. Everything else after that was just a blank.

It's a cold Saturday morning. Elmo wakes up with a huge headache to the sound of a black man telling him to wake up. The man tells Elmo that he owes him thousands in damages, and to never speak to his girlfriend ever again. Elmo doesn't remember what happened the previous night. The only thing he remembers from that night is that he ate some candy that Grover gave to him. Everything else after that was just a blank.

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Elmo's retarded child slave orgy

My Recording SESAME STREET This is the bathroom... oops! Excuse us! 7 Elmo accidentally shows Bert his retarded child slave o---. Bert is surprised. He had never seen something.., so amazing, so majestic, he really thinks of it as art.

My Recording SESAME STREET This is the bathroom... oops! Excuse us! 7 Elmo accidentally shows Bert his retarded child slave o---. Bert is surprised. He had never seen something.., so amazing, so majestic, he really thinks of it as art.

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Science is fun

NTR Ernie spends three hours each night in bed listing off the things Bert did in Vietnam to test his hypothesis that enough guilt can stop a man's heart

NTR Ernie spends three hours each night in bed listing off the things Bert did in Vietnam to test his hypothesis that enough guilt can stop a man's heart

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Ernie's sex party

Bert gets incredibly tired of all these sex o--- parties Ernie keeps hosting every night and how he always gets him to be more involved in them.

Bert gets incredibly tired of all these sex o--- parties Ernie keeps hosting every night and how he always gets him to be more involved in them.

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