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All hail king Ernie!!

SESAME STREET Ernie finally did it he has become king. Now he can make the greatest regime to rival North Korea

SESAME STREET Ernie finally did it he has become king. Now he can make the greatest regime to rival North Korea

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Alright, we’ve heard enough

Bert has to break it up as Ernie's insults about the Count's mother have gone a step too far.

Bert has to break it up as Ernie's insults about the Count's mother have gone a step too far.

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"Better than what Grover had in mind" he thought

SESAME STREET Bert watched on helplessly as his autistic nephew Bort was corrupted by Ernie's rubber ducky fetish. ot was corrupted by Emies

SESAME STREET Bert watched on helplessly as his autistic nephew Bort was corrupted by Ernie's rubber ducky fetish. ot was corrupted by Emies

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Jolly Joliet!

org As Grover vacations at Joliet, Illinois, he experiences the polar vortex. Still, he enjoys the city he so often hears about!

org As Grover vacations at Joliet, Illinois, he experiences the polar vortex. Still, he enjoys the city he so often hears about!

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Life finds a way indeed.

Bert realized too little too late that this p---- parody of Jurassic Park was about to take a bizarre turn

Bert realized too little too late that this p---- parody of Jurassic Park was about to take a bizarre turn

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Kermit's excitement at the southern border

Kermit sits happily on a crate facing the Mexican American border, furiously masturbating to the sight of immigrants being shot and tear gassed.

Kermit sits happily on a crate facing the Mexican American border, furiously masturbating to the sight of immigrants being shot and tear gassed.

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Let’s end this!

After 25 years of captivity, Ernie finally manages to escape and put an end to this once and for all.

After 25 years of captivity, Ernie finally manages to escape and put an end to this once and for all.

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Dreams do come true

SESAME STREET O org Ernie finally sat up after Bert came for the 26th time, but it was too late, Bert's heart couldn't take the senseless orgasms anymore. He was dead. Ernie was shocked. He couldn't believe he would achieve his lifelong dream of being a fulltime necrophiliac so soon.

SESAME STREET O org Ernie finally sat up after Bert came for the 26th time, but it was too late, Bert's heart couldn't take the senseless orgasms anymore. He was dead. Ernie was shocked. He couldn't believe he would achieve his lifelong dream of being a fulltime necrophiliac so soon.

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the chaos ballons

After collecting all 7 Chaos Balloons Ernie prepares to became Super Ernie and finally take revenge on all who have crossed him. Soon Sesame Street will be no more than rubble

After collecting all 7 Chaos Balloons Ernie prepares to became Super Ernie and finally take revenge on all who have crossed him. Soon Sesame Street will be no more than rubble

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RIP ernie

Awoken by the rumbling of airplane engines,Ernie looks out his front door and screams in terror as a USAAF P.47 thunderbolt screams towards his house guns ablaze and bombs away.

Awoken by the rumbling of airplane engines,Ernie looks out his front door and screams in terror as a USAAF P.47 thunderbolt screams towards his house guns ablaze and bombs away.

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Iranian Embassy Siege (1980)

As he hears the SWAT team fast approaching, Bert begins to regret killing one of the hostages.

As he hears the SWAT team fast approaching, Bert begins to regret killing one of the hostages.

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bert's ark

Bert realizes he made a fatal miscalculation by not building the ark first before shipping all the animals to his backyard

Bert realizes he made a fatal miscalculation by not building the ark first before shipping all the animals to his backyard

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Chicago (2019)

"...but they wouldn't let me sleep in their garage for the night unless I suc- wait a second, are you even a reporter?" the teenage runaway finally thinks to ask. "Of course I am!" Kermit insists, grateful that the waist-deep snow is hiding his dizzying erection

"...but they wouldn't let me sleep in their garage for the night unless I suc- wait a second, are you even a reporter?" the teenage runaway finally thinks to ask. "Of course I am!" Kermit insists, grateful that the waist-deep snow is hiding his dizzying erection

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The day Burt developed PTSD.

In the early morning of January 31, 1968, Burt is startled by the sound of the trees talking as the Tet Offensive begins, and the Viet Cong begin their tactical assault.

In the early morning of January 31, 1968, Burt is startled by the sound of the trees talking as the Tet Offensive begins, and the Viet Cong begin their tactical assault.

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Go to the movies

Kermit is not too pleased when he learns the rating of Grover and his kid friend's new film

Kermit is not too pleased when he learns the rating of Grover and his kid friend's new film

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oh, shit

Bert and Ernie realize they're f----- when CNN shows the video of them r----- and murdering the autistic child

Bert and Ernie realize they're f----- when CNN shows the video of them r----- and murdering the autistic child

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