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Ernie's secret porn collection

Statler and Waldorf discover Ernie's "homework" folder, and are astounded that he has amassed over 300 terabytes of gay african m----- toothless granny yiff p---.
Statler and Waldorf discover Ernie's "homework" folder, and are astounded that he has amassed over 300 terabytes of gay african m----- toothless granny yiff p---.

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Even death hates Ernie

Bert stares in disbelief as Ernie fails yet again to hang himself.
Bert stares in disbelief as Ernie fails yet again to hang himself.

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Elmo's little plan

Elmo's attempt to piss-off the feminists by flashing his penis at them backfires when they all start laughing at how tiny it is.
Elmo's attempt to piss-off the feminists by flashing his penis at them backfires when they all start laughing at how tiny it is.

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Kermit later got attacked by angry PETA protesters

Kermit is happy. He now has all the materials needed for his new coat
Kermit is happy. He now has all the materials needed for his new coat

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He was stunning as fuck

SESAME STREET Ernie disguises his stethoscope as a taser and fatally electrocutes Bert with it.
SESAME STREET Ernie disguises his stethoscope as a taser and fatally electrocutes Bert with it.

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Fuck you Santa!

"Don't forget, dear Elmo, Christmas is a time of commerce. If you don't buy expensive presents for all your family members, they'll hate you for ever, and I will too. What are you saying? Are you poor? That's what usury is for!"
"Don't forget, dear Elmo, Christmas is a time of commerce. If you don't buy expensive presents for all your family members, they'll hate you for ever, and I will too. What are you saying? Are you poor? That's what usury is for!"

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RÖKNING FÖRBJUDEN

SESAME STREET Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn attempt to impress the ghost of Lord Farquaad.
SESAME STREET Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn attempt to impress the ghost of Lord Farquaad.

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Everyone hyde!

Brain becomes a meth addict.
Brain becomes a meth addict.

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And then he grew up to become a data processor

0. Having become a true Nazi, Curly confidently deports himself to the C.I.S. to begin World War III
0. Having become a true Nazi, Curly confidently deports himself to the C.I.S. to begin World War III

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Hide

HIDE Cookie Monster broadcasts on TV, telling every single one of his rivals what they should do when he has them in his sights. However, to the dismay of his enemies, you cannot hide from Cookie Monster. He will find you. And he will kil you
HIDE Cookie Monster broadcasts on TV, telling every single one of his rivals what they should do when he has them in his sights. However, to the dismay of his enemies, you cannot hide from Cookie Monster. He will find you. And he will kil you

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"You can't destroy Birdland!" -Big Bird probably

We wri ite the year 1863. Generals Robert Ernie Lee and Bertram Lincoln are on a secret mission into the South to capture its wealthiest plantation owner, Big Bird, who is also the largest private funder of the Confederacy. If he falls, the South will fall too. "Bertram, tell me again why we are fighting for the Union? I thought you were in favour of slavery?" "Mr. E. Lee, if there is one thing I hate more than the blacks, it is Florida"
We wri ite the year 1863. Generals Robert Ernie Lee and Bertram Lincoln are on a secret mission into the South to capture its wealthiest plantation owner, Big Bird, who is also the largest private funder of the Confederacy. If he falls, the South will fall too. "Bertram, tell me again why we are fighting for the Union? I thought you were in favour of slavery?" "Mr. E. Lee, if there is one thing I hate more than the blacks, it is Florida"

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Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friend's head to wear as a hat. There's no place for weakness on the Sesame Street
Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friend's head to wear as a hat. There's no place for weakness on the Sesame Street

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Alzheimer ain't a joke niggas

Elmo and Abby are astounded, Despite suffering from Alzheimer's for vears, old Big Bird was still able to remember his best friend
Elmo and Abby are astounded, Despite suffering from Alzheimer's for vears, old Big Bird was still able to remember his best friend

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You get what you (don't) pay for

SESAME "Don't worry, Count, we've got 1500 hours in Kerbal Space Program."
SESAME "Don't worry, Count, we've got 1500 hours in Kerbal Space Program."

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Spoopy time!

September flees as Spooktober arrives front and center
September flees as Spooktober arrives front and center

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Cookie Monster, you fucking weeb!

Cookie Monster asks his Karate instructor if and when tentacle monsters, big tittied women, and giant robot suits will become part of their routine
Cookie Monster asks his Karate instructor if and when tentacle monsters, big tittied women, and giant robot suits will become part of their routine

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Pikachu laughs at one's suffering

Pikachu laughs at MetalEtemon's agonizing screams as the MEGA level Digimon is being mauled by a Charizard
Pikachu laughs at MetalEtemon's agonizing screams as the MEGA level Digimon is being mauled by a Charizard

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"I don't think this is what my shit child Joel does every night in his room"

Kermit was a little nervous. Everyone talked about how fun it is to "choke the chicken'" and wondering what all the fuss was about.
Kermit was a little nervous. Everyone talked about how fun it is to "choke the chicken'" and wondering what all the fuss was about.

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Slavers of the Caribbean

"Ernie, you have got to be the worst member of the Klan I have ever heard of "But you have heard of me, Bert"
"Ernie, you have got to be the worst member of the Klan I have ever heard of "But you have heard of me, Bert"

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Back to simple stuff

Bert stops reading his book when Ernie informs him that Eric Cartman leaked the sex tape of him and Haruko Haruhar
Bert stops reading his book when Ernie informs him that Eric Cartman leaked the sex tape of him and Haruko Haruhar

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