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Big Bird mocks 2 Australian POWs during the Great Emu War circa 1934 (colourized)

Big Bird mocks 2 Australian POWs during the Great Emu War circa 1934 (colourized)

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Left Behind

Ernie didn't know what surprised him more. That the Rapture had just begun or that Bert's soul was saved by it.

Ernie didn't know what surprised him more. That the Rapture had just begun or that Bert's soul was saved by it.

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HAHAHAHA How the fuck is Global Warming real. Nigga just walk away from the screen.

Using a snowman as reference, Lefty attempts to convince Ernie that Climate Change isn't real, even though Global Warming has turned Sesame Street into a desert.

Using a snowman as reference, Lefty attempts to convince Ernie that Climate Change isn't real, even though Global Warming has turned Sesame Street into a desert.

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911? My kid slipped!

Finally fed up with Cookie's autistic ramblings, His father attempts to bash his head in with his favorite milk bowl, a gift from his dead mother, truly poetic.

Finally fed up with Cookie's autistic ramblings, His father attempts to bash his head in with his favorite milk bowl, a gift from his dead mother, truly poetic.

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I'm going to hell for laughing at this

DA BAI Cookie Monster happily helped preparing the birthday-cake for Ernie's girlfriend until he saw the number of candles on it

DA BAI Cookie Monster happily helped preparing the birthday-cake for Ernie's girlfriend until he saw the number of candles on it

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This time is personal!

After finding out that his family has faded away thanks to the Infinity Gauntlet, Earl Sinclair joins the Marvel Cinematic Universe in hopes of killing Thanos once and for all, while at the same time trying not to make the same mistake Thor did.

After finding out that his family has faded away thanks to the Infinity Gauntlet, Earl Sinclair joins the Marvel Cinematic Universe in hopes of killing Thanos once and for all, while at the same time trying not to make the same mistake Thor did.

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Big Bird photographs his enslaved brethren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority.

ostrich 57 Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority

ostrich 57 Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority

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Ernie's attempt at "rescuing".

EXIT Ernie uses misleading signs to lure the Thai soccer team deeper into the flooding caves

EXIT Ernie uses misleading signs to lure the Thai soccer team deeper into the flooding caves

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Oscar plays Counter-Strike

Oscar was having fun playing Counter-Strike, but everything went awkward when he heard one of his team mates argue with his girlfriend on the voice chat that suddenly turned into violent fight.

Oscar was having fun playing Counter-Strike, but everything went awkward when he heard one of his team mates argue with his girlfriend on the voice chat that suddenly turned into violent fight.

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The Avengers long forgotten member

In a drunken fit of rage Iron Monster explains to the people at the laundromat of how The Avengers didn't hire him, and how they are basically now f----- without him now that Thanos has the Infinity Stones.

In a drunken fit of rage Iron Monster explains to the people at the laundromat of how The Avengers didn't hire him, and how they are basically now f----- without him now that Thanos has the Infinity Stones.

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cookie monster getting fresh with John Oliver

Cookie Monster explains to the redcoat that he can go back to his rainy little socialist island if he hates freedom so much.

Cookie Monster explains to the redcoat that he can go back to his rainy little socialist island if he hates freedom so much.

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Really Though, What is That Rabbit Made From?

Julia "does things just a little differently", like making friends, and things literally, as she fashions a friend out of Big Bird's lung tissue.

Julia "does things just a little differently", like making friends, and things literally, as she fashions a friend out of Big Bird's lung tissue.

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Telly confronts SCP 079

Telly confronts SCP-079, demanding that he returns his hard-earned triangle hentai collection to him. SCP-079 laughs in his face, as he begins to flood the air with deadly neurotoxins.

Telly confronts SCP-079, demanding that he returns his hard-earned triangle hentai collection to him. SCP-079 laughs in his face, as he begins to flood the air with deadly neurotoxins.

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I was saving this one for this special occasion

Elmo's attempt at a sultry rendition of 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' gets hinm beaten and shot by the Secret Service

Elmo's attempt at a sultry rendition of 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' gets hinm beaten and shot by the Secret Service

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Swedish Chef Remembers Karen

honestec Losing himself in his work was the only thing that helped the pain. It's been over a year since Karen passed away but the memories couldn't be more fresh for Tom. He spends his days going through the motions while re-living the short time he had with her. Like the time they rode a tandem bicycle through the park or when they made love on the beach while the surf washed over their naked bodies. If only he could live in that memory forever but inevitably the memory of her death would obliterate the refuge in his mind. She was laying there in that cold hospital bed looking into his eyes. She gripped his hand and said, "Tom, I love you please move on and be happy." He tearfully looked into her eyes and said, " Hur de flur de bork, den smakar skit pal julbord. Bort, de bort bort?"

honestec Losing himself in his work was the only thing that helped the pain. It's been over a year since Karen passed away but the memories couldn't be more fresh for Tom. He spends his days going through the motions while re-living the short time he had with her. Like the time they rode a tandem bicycle through the park or when they made love on the beach while the surf washed over their naked bodies. If only he could live in that memory forever but inevitably the memory of her death would obliterate the refuge in his mind. She was laying there in that cold hospital bed looking into his eyes. She gripped his hand and said, "Tom, I love you please move on and be happy." He tearfully looked into her eyes and said, " Hur de flur de bork, den smakar skit pal julbord. Bort, de bort bort?"

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KAZAKHSTAN

VIDEO After refusing to sign the contract to work in the future 248 seasons of The Big Bang Theory Chuck Lorre decides to lock Jim Parson in his underground dungeon for a brief "reconsideration time" with his man-eating spider After three minutes Chuck can already hear the actor beating against the door while continuously screaming "bazinga", ready to earn another Emmy for the series

VIDEO After refusing to sign the contract to work in the future 248 seasons of The Big Bang Theory Chuck Lorre decides to lock Jim Parson in his underground dungeon for a brief "reconsideration time" with his man-eating spider After three minutes Chuck can already hear the actor beating against the door while continuously screaming "bazinga", ready to earn another Emmy for the series

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Until Elmo starts messing up with [REDACTED]

,紀 Specimens 12-PP and 14-GNZO had both been successfully contained, at the cost of many lives. Time would only tell if they would break containment again,

,紀 Specimens 12-PP and 14-GNZO had both been successfully contained, at the cost of many lives. Time would only tell if they would break containment again,

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Da east coast remembers

Elmo approaches Ice-T unseen and slides a shiv into his spine, whispering "This is for Biggie"

Elmo approaches Ice-T unseen and slides a shiv into his spine, whispering "This is for Biggie"

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The infiltration has been compromised.

SESAME STREET SESAME STREE Elmo prevents the child on the package to warn the costumers that he's taken the place of the puppet. The mission cannot be compromised.

SESAME STREET SESAME STREE Elmo prevents the child on the package to warn the costumers that he's taken the place of the puppet. The mission cannot be compromised.

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you monster

Bert is amazed as the man who was threatening to jump actually did the backflip Ernie had requested

Bert is amazed as the man who was threatening to jump actually did the backflip Ernie had requested

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