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The Exorcism
![Ernie flashes the tailsman once before Cookie Monster's twisted gaze, banishing him back to the Hellscape from whence he came.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/344/7a4.png)
![Ernie flashes the tailsman once before Cookie Monster's twisted gaze, banishing him back to the Hellscape from whence he came.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/344/7a4.png)
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Ol' Ernie No-Nips
![Ernie quietly reminisces about the days when he still had n------; it has been over a decade since he accidentally zapped them off with electric nipple clamps](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/342/a1b.png)
![Ernie quietly reminisces about the days when he still had n------; it has been over a decade since he accidentally zapped them off with electric nipple clamps](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/342/a1b.png)
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Gotta devour fast
![ひ, C3 Bert is in awe over how fast the parasites can devour Ernie from the inside out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/341/87e.png)
![ひ, C3 Bert is in awe over how fast the parasites can devour Ernie from the inside out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/341/87e.png)
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Confessions
![Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his rampage of serial murders on the air.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/340/229.png)
![Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his rampage of serial murders on the air.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/340/229.png)
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He looks a little antsy
![Ernie learns the ups and downs of putting his d--- in an ant hill.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/339/356.jpg)
![Ernie learns the ups and downs of putting his d--- in an ant hill.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/339/356.jpg)
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Here comes the bride
![Upon seeing her in a dress, Bert finally realizes how big of a bullet he dodged](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/338/952.jpg)
![Upon seeing her in a dress, Bert finally realizes how big of a bullet he dodged](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/338/952.jpg)
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Did Bert fuck the same hobo as Oscar?
![Bert's HIV test came in positive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/336/e0e.png)
![Bert's HIV test came in positive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/336/e0e.png)
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Cleanliness is next to godliness
![STAR finder Ernie's new song, "Racial Hygiene" doesn't go over well with the judges.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/334/29e.jpg)
![STAR finder Ernie's new song, "Racial Hygiene" doesn't go over well with the judges.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/334/29e.jpg)
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Sign Language
![Ernie tries to get the message across to Bert by mimicking sucking a d---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/333/973.png)
![Ernie tries to get the message across to Bert by mimicking sucking a d---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/333/973.png)
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It drives me insane when the pieces are different sizes
![Bert wonders why Ernie's fat ass always has to have the big piece.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/332/7a6.jpg)
![Bert wonders why Ernie's fat ass always has to have the big piece.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/332/7a6.jpg)
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Contemplation
![KA Ernie contemplates life as he is f----- in the ass.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/331/e2a.jpg)
![KA Ernie contemplates life as he is f----- in the ass.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/331/e2a.jpg)
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Aliens
![The aliens stare at the baby before ripping it apart](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/322/480.png)
![The aliens stare at the baby before ripping it apart](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/322/480.png)
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Pineapple
![After he mauls the girl to death with a pineapple he flees the crime scene](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/321/ab0.png)
![After he mauls the girl to death with a pineapple he flees the crime scene](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/321/ab0.png)
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HIV postive
![X-RAY Only 2 seconds later Oscar collapsed after learning he was HIV postive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/307/41d.png)
![X-RAY Only 2 seconds later Oscar collapsed after learning he was HIV postive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/307/41d.png)
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Banana
![ESAME STREET Bert scolds Ermie, telling him that when he said ram it up your hole, he did not mean his ear](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/302/ae2.png)
![ESAME STREET Bert scolds Ermie, telling him that when he said ram it up your hole, he did not mean his ear](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/302/ae2.png)
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FCC
![Bert is p----- when the FCC begins censoring real life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/940/185/8a6.png)
![Bert is p----- when the FCC begins censoring real life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/185/8a6.png)
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Classy not trashy
![SESAME STREETon Oscar considered the possibility of receiving an STD from the offered a--- ramming, but after the homeless man revealed his massive throbbing c---, he knew it was a risk worth taking.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/939/981/1ab.png)
![SESAME STREETon Oscar considered the possibility of receiving an STD from the offered a--- ramming, but after the homeless man revealed his massive throbbing c---, he knew it was a risk worth taking.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/939/981/1ab.png)
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Westboro Baptist church, Sesame Street chapter
![O 0 Kermit and Telly harasses the Sesame Street Pride Parade.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/939/979/a38.png)
![O 0 Kermit and Telly harasses the Sesame Street Pride Parade.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/939/979/a38.png)
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Meanwhile, in Argentina
![Liked the faded uniform without, the man within had been wracked by denial and dementia. But tender moments like these gave Ernie a flash of the SS officer he fell in love with](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/939/977/7a0.png)
![Liked the faded uniform without, the man within had been wracked by denial and dementia. But tender moments like these gave Ernie a flash of the SS officer he fell in love with](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/939/977/7a0.png)
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Tales from the bertside
!["I know that look, Bert. You had that same look on your face the night you killed me eight years ago. That's right, you killed me. But I never left you, Bert. l've been by your side all this time. I know you've found yourself loving your wife less with each passing day. She doesn't understand your condition. She thinks I'm bad for you But really, all that selfish hog wants is to have you all to herself!" "Ernie, she's my wife. I-..." And I'm your best friend, Bert! The one who always cheers you up. Haven't I always been there for you? To talk to you? To love and care for you no matter what, even in death? Those pills she has you taking are going to make me vanish, Bert. l'll die again. I won't be at your side anymore. I want to stay by your side, but I can't with her here! And judging from that look on your face, you know it too." "You need to get your wrench, Bert. Go to the garage and get your wrench. You've always been good with tools. So fix the problem." ....Don't let me die all over again, Bert...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/939/974/d04.png)
!["I know that look, Bert. You had that same look on your face the night you killed me eight years ago. That's right, you killed me. But I never left you, Bert. l've been by your side all this time. I know you've found yourself loving your wife less with each passing day. She doesn't understand your condition. She thinks I'm bad for you But really, all that selfish hog wants is to have you all to herself!" "Ernie, she's my wife. I-..." And I'm your best friend, Bert! The one who always cheers you up. Haven't I always been there for you? To talk to you? To love and care for you no matter what, even in death? Those pills she has you taking are going to make me vanish, Bert. l'll die again. I won't be at your side anymore. I want to stay by your side, but I can't with her here! And judging from that look on your face, you know it too." "You need to get your wrench, Bert. Go to the garage and get your wrench. You've always been good with tools. So fix the problem." ....Don't let me die all over again, Bert...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/939/974/d04.png)
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