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The Most Intense Decision in Cookie's Life

Down to 200 lifepoints and his opponent already summoned 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Cookie Monster must decide which cards to use in order to turn the tide of the duel, or else his friends will lose their souls to the shadow realm.

Down to 200 lifepoints and his opponent already summoned 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Cookie Monster must decide which cards to use in order to turn the tide of the duel, or else his friends will lose their souls to the shadow realm.

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In a league of their own

January 21st is always hardest for Ernie because he can't decide which human abomination's birthday they should be celebrating most: Stonewall Jackson, Grigori Rasputin or Geena Davis

January 21st is always hardest for Ernie because he can't decide which human abomination's birthday they should be celebrating most: Stonewall Jackson, Grigori Rasputin or Geena Davis

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So many people

Bert didn't expect there to be so many people. He can't help but stroke himself through his pants as he waits for the bomb to go off.

Bert didn't expect there to be so many people. He can't help but stroke himself through his pants as he waits for the bomb to go off.

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ernie is going to star another wildfire in california

Ernie unveils his latest scheme to start another wildfire in California

Ernie unveils his latest scheme to start another wildfire in California

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emu war

A rare photo of an Austrailian calvaryman realising the Emus have staged a counter attack

A rare photo of an Austrailian calvaryman realising the Emus have staged a counter attack

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isis

A rare photo of an ISIS suicide bomber misplacing his bomb vest in the bazaar.

A rare photo of an ISIS suicide bomber misplacing his bomb vest in the bazaar.

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North by Northwest directed by Alfred Hitchcock

Kermit didn't get enough out of shooting down Big Bird alone, he needed to feel the satisfaction of the kill

Kermit didn't get enough out of shooting down Big Bird alone, he needed to feel the satisfaction of the kill

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MEEEeeeeep!

Beaker's penis enlarging pill works, but for a horrible price.

Beaker's penis enlarging pill works, but for a horrible price.

Horrifying

In one single act of depravity. Ernie creates a Bertstrip using Comic Sans

In one single act of depravity. Ernie creates a Bertstrip using Comic Sans

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That's one way to go

After weeks of practice, Telly hopes he can pogo high enough to hit the telephone wires, killing him instantly.

After weeks of practice, Telly hopes he can pogo high enough to hit the telephone wires, killing him instantly.

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Punishment for Kermit-ing too many sins.

God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered

God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered

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F

SESAHE STREET Ernie realizes he accidentally gave Bert cyanide pill instead of his medicine

SESAHE STREET Ernie realizes he accidentally gave Bert cyanide pill instead of his medicine

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Dr Grover

Dr. Grover explains to Doug that he must die, to make room for a healthy White race.

Dr. Grover explains to Doug that he must die, to make room for a healthy White race.

Finish the job

Bert and Ernie sneak into the the children's hospital under the cover of darkness to help finish what Hitler started

Bert and Ernie sneak into the the children's hospital under the cover of darkness to help finish what Hitler started

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The odd couple

After the initial shock subsided from Bert coming out as identifying as a little girl and Ernie dressing up as a far right hate symbol, the two still agree that their friendship transcends politics

After the initial shock subsided from Bert coming out as identifying as a little girl and Ernie dressing up as a far right hate symbol, the two still agree that their friendship transcends politics

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The biggest faggot known to man

Elmo and Rico discover the biggest f----- known to man

Elmo and Rico discover the biggest f----- known to man

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