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ep WMFE Jake Gyllenhaal began to fight the Headcrab as it was trying to control him and turn him into a undead zombie.

ep WMFE Jake Gyllenhaal began to fight the Headcrab as it was trying to control him and turn him into a undead zombie.

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the end of a long career

Bert and Ernie had worked together as morning drivetime radio hosts for twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made peoples' lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work. Now though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from Civil Defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public - to tell them the nukes were flying, and that in a few minutes, all the world's troubles would be over. What though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change? Their eyes met, and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career

Bert and Ernie had worked together as morning drivetime radio hosts for twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made peoples' lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work. Now though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from Civil Defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public - to tell them the nukes were flying, and that in a few minutes, all the world's troubles would be over. What though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change? Their eyes met, and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career

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ESAME STREET WE LIKE SCHOOL And other obvious lies you tel yourself

ESAME STREET WE LIKE SCHOOL And other obvious lies you tel yourself

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WHATCHA GOIN' TO DO WHEN BUNSENMAINA COMES AFTER YOU!

The annual Muppet Wrestlemania begins as Bunsen the Burner prepares to meet his opponent, teased by the announcer with the iconic catchphrase: "Can you smell what The Chef is cooking?"

The annual Muppet Wrestlemania begins as Bunsen the Burner prepares to meet his opponent, teased by the announcer with the iconic catchphrase: "Can you smell what The Chef is cooking?"

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They also Raided the Garage for Pyrotechnics

Birt, Urnie, C---, Goocho, and Bag Borb smile for the domestic security camera

Birt, Urnie, C---, Goocho, and Bag Borb smile for the domestic security camera

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Savage burd

Big Bird mocks 2 Australian POWs during the Great Emu War circa 1934 (colourized)

Big Bird mocks 2 Australian POWs during the Great Emu War circa 1934 (colourized)

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Left Behind

Ernie didn't know what surprised him more. That the Rapture had just begun or that Bert's soul was saved by it.

Ernie didn't know what surprised him more. That the Rapture had just begun or that Bert's soul was saved by it.

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HAHAHAHA How the fuck is Global Warming real. Nigga just walk away from the screen.

Using a snowman as reference, Lefty attempts to convince Ernie that Climate Change isn't real, even though Global Warming has turned Sesame Street into a desert.

Using a snowman as reference, Lefty attempts to convince Ernie that Climate Change isn't real, even though Global Warming has turned Sesame Street into a desert.

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911? My kid slipped!

Finally fed up with Cookie's autistic ramblings, His father attempts to bash his head in with his favorite milk bowl, a gift from his dead mother, truly poetic.

Finally fed up with Cookie's autistic ramblings, His father attempts to bash his head in with his favorite milk bowl, a gift from his dead mother, truly poetic.

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I'm going to hell for laughing at this

DA BAI Cookie Monster happily helped preparing the birthday-cake for Ernie's girlfriend until he saw the number of candles on it

DA BAI Cookie Monster happily helped preparing the birthday-cake for Ernie's girlfriend until he saw the number of candles on it

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This time is personal!

After finding out that his family has faded away thanks to the Infinity Gauntlet, Earl Sinclair joins the Marvel Cinematic Universe in hopes of killing Thanos once and for all, while at the same time trying not to make the same mistake Thor did.

After finding out that his family has faded away thanks to the Infinity Gauntlet, Earl Sinclair joins the Marvel Cinematic Universe in hopes of killing Thanos once and for all, while at the same time trying not to make the same mistake Thor did.

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Big Bird photographs his enslaved brethren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority.

ostrich 57 Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority

ostrich 57 Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority

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Ernie's attempt at "rescuing".

EXIT Ernie uses misleading signs to lure the Thai soccer team deeper into the flooding caves

EXIT Ernie uses misleading signs to lure the Thai soccer team deeper into the flooding caves

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Oscar plays Counter-Strike

Oscar was having fun playing Counter-Strike, but everything went awkward when he heard one of his team mates argue with his girlfriend on the voice chat that suddenly turned into violent fight.

Oscar was having fun playing Counter-Strike, but everything went awkward when he heard one of his team mates argue with his girlfriend on the voice chat that suddenly turned into violent fight.

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The Avengers long forgotten member

In a drunken fit of rage Iron Monster explains to the people at the laundromat of how The Avengers didn't hire him, and how they are basically now f----- without him now that Thanos has the Infinity Stones.

In a drunken fit of rage Iron Monster explains to the people at the laundromat of how The Avengers didn't hire him, and how they are basically now f----- without him now that Thanos has the Infinity Stones.

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cookie monster getting fresh with John Oliver

Cookie Monster explains to the redcoat that he can go back to his rainy little socialist island if he hates freedom so much.

Cookie Monster explains to the redcoat that he can go back to his rainy little socialist island if he hates freedom so much.

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Really Though, What is That Rabbit Made From?

Julia "does things just a little differently", like making friends, and things literally, as she fashions a friend out of Big Bird's lung tissue.

Julia "does things just a little differently", like making friends, and things literally, as she fashions a friend out of Big Bird's lung tissue.

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Telly confronts SCP 079

Telly confronts SCP-079, demanding that he returns his hard-earned triangle hentai collection to him. SCP-079 laughs in his face, as he begins to flood the air with deadly neurotoxins.

Telly confronts SCP-079, demanding that he returns his hard-earned triangle hentai collection to him. SCP-079 laughs in his face, as he begins to flood the air with deadly neurotoxins.

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I was saving this one for this special occasion

Elmo's attempt at a sultry rendition of 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' gets hinm beaten and shot by the Secret Service

Elmo's attempt at a sultry rendition of 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' gets hinm beaten and shot by the Secret Service

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Swedish Chef Remembers Karen

honestec Losing himself in his work was the only thing that helped the pain. It's been over a year since Karen passed away but the memories couldn't be more fresh for Tom. He spends his days going through the motions while re-living the short time he had with her. Like the time they rode a tandem bicycle through the park or when they made love on the beach while the surf washed over their naked bodies. If only he could live in that memory forever but inevitably the memory of her death would obliterate the refuge in his mind. She was laying there in that cold hospital bed looking into his eyes. She gripped his hand and said, "Tom, I love you please move on and be happy." He tearfully looked into her eyes and said, " Hur de flur de bork, den smakar skit pal julbord. Bort, de bort bort?"

honestec Losing himself in his work was the only thing that helped the pain. It's been over a year since Karen passed away but the memories couldn't be more fresh for Tom. He spends his days going through the motions while re-living the short time he had with her. Like the time they rode a tandem bicycle through the park or when they made love on the beach while the surf washed over their naked bodies. If only he could live in that memory forever but inevitably the memory of her death would obliterate the refuge in his mind. She was laying there in that cold hospital bed looking into his eyes. She gripped his hand and said, "Tom, I love you please move on and be happy." He tearfully looked into her eyes and said, " Hur de flur de bork, den smakar skit pal julbord. Bort, de bort bort?"

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