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VIDEO After refusing to sign the contract to work in the future 248 seasons of The Big Bang Theory Chuck Lorre decides to lock Jim Parson in his underground dungeon for a brief "reconsideration time" with his man-eating spider After three minutes Chuck can already hear the actor beating against the door while continuously screaming "bazinga", ready to earn another Emmy for the series

VIDEO After refusing to sign the contract to work in the future 248 seasons of The Big Bang Theory Chuck Lorre decides to lock Jim Parson in his underground dungeon for a brief "reconsideration time" with his man-eating spider After three minutes Chuck can already hear the actor beating against the door while continuously screaming "bazinga", ready to earn another Emmy for the series

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Until Elmo starts messing up with [REDACTED]

,紀 Specimens 12-PP and 14-GNZO had both been successfully contained, at the cost of many lives. Time would only tell if they would break containment again,

,紀 Specimens 12-PP and 14-GNZO had both been successfully contained, at the cost of many lives. Time would only tell if they would break containment again,

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Da east coast remembers

Elmo approaches Ice-T unseen and slides a shiv into his spine, whispering "This is for Biggie"

Elmo approaches Ice-T unseen and slides a shiv into his spine, whispering "This is for Biggie"

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The infiltration has been compromised.

SESAME STREET SESAME STREE Elmo prevents the child on the package to warn the costumers that he's taken the place of the puppet. The mission cannot be compromised.

SESAME STREET SESAME STREE Elmo prevents the child on the package to warn the costumers that he's taken the place of the puppet. The mission cannot be compromised.

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you monster

Bert is amazed as the man who was threatening to jump actually did the backflip Ernie had requested

Bert is amazed as the man who was threatening to jump actually did the backflip Ernie had requested

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Elmo you monster!

0 Elmo convinces yet another listener to drive into oncoming traffic.

0 Elmo convinces yet another listener to drive into oncoming traffic.

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"And then Michelle proceed to slay the bird"

Sorry, Michelle, the name of the show was clearly 'Cooking Minorities', there was no 'with'."

Sorry, Michelle, the name of the show was clearly 'Cooking Minorities', there was no 'with'."

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It’s hip

Yet again using his satanic powers, Elmo is about to make his Bee Sex fantasies a reality

Yet again using his satanic powers, Elmo is about to make his Bee Sex fantasies a reality

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A happy ending (?)

Ernie's Ukrainian wife arrives and he couldn't be happier.

Ernie's Ukrainian wife arrives and he couldn't be happier.

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SCP 871 origin

Bert and Ernie are responsible for the creation of SCP-871 after trying to fill orders for the 'Erotic O--- Slash Cake Night' down at the dockyards.

Bert and Ernie are responsible for the creation of SCP-871 after trying to fill orders for the 'Erotic O--- Slash Cake Night' down at the dockyards.

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"Elmo knows where you live Mr. Hansen"

Elmo takes a seat after being caught on Chris Hansen's "To catch a predator" on live television.

Elmo takes a seat after being caught on Chris Hansen's "To catch a predator" on live television.

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Still better content than Logan Paul

Me Cookie Monster is now Veggie Monster! Find It was only 48 hours and already the footage of Cookie Monster being lobotomized had become a viral sensation.

Me Cookie Monster is now Veggie Monster! Find It was only 48 hours and already the footage of Cookie Monster being lobotomized had become a viral sensation.

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They got it for shitposting on the voicechat

Bert and Ernie are shocked that they were actually given an L for losing a game of Fortnite

Bert and Ernie are shocked that they were actually given an L for losing a game of Fortnite

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Ernie you monster!

With his rubber duckie focus, Ernie is finally able to harness the dark power held in the cursed texts. With a demonic shriek, he flings Bert across the room, breaking his spine and bringing an end to his incessant babbling about 'Nam The duckie laughs.

With his rubber duckie focus, Ernie is finally able to harness the dark power held in the cursed texts. With a demonic shriek, he flings Bert across the room, breaking his spine and bringing an end to his incessant babbling about 'Nam The duckie laughs.

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Grover has no chill

As Johnson picks up his pre-movie snacks, Grover lists off everyone who dies in Infinity War

As Johnson picks up his pre-movie snacks, Grover lists off everyone who dies in Infinity War

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Demopan approves this

When Ernie heard about the Pansexuals, he was interested on the spot. Bert, however, wasn't surprised when he found Ernie satisfying himself with various kitchen utensils.

When Ernie heard about the Pansexuals, he was interested on the spot. Bert, however, wasn't surprised when he found Ernie satisfying himself with various kitchen utensils.

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Big Bird will remember this

The room fell silent when Big Bird sugge l device for the next iPhone. He was fired shortly afterwards. sted actually making a functiona

The room fell silent when Big Bird sugge l device for the next iPhone. He was fired shortly afterwards. sted actually making a functiona

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“You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!”

"You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!"

"You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!"

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Next step: Facebook

With a single keystroke, Ernie redeems his lifetime of sin and perversion by deleting Deviantart forever

With a single keystroke, Ernie redeems his lifetime of sin and perversion by deleting Deviantart forever

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And of course, Elmo didn't learn his lesson

Elmo's debts with the local mafia forced them to send an enforcer to retrieve the cash. To the enforcer's surprise, Elmo already spent 100,000$ on drugs, blackjack, hookers and bitcoins. Left without any options, the guy proceeds to slam Elmo against the wall, turn him around, and just stomp his balls.

Elmo's debts with the local mafia forced them to send an enforcer to retrieve the cash. To the enforcer's surprise, Elmo already spent 100,000$ on drugs, blackjack, hookers and bitcoins. Left without any options, the guy proceeds to slam Elmo against the wall, turn him around, and just stomp his balls.

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