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“The Case of Sesame Street vs Sega’s Red Dreadlocked Weasel”

After seeing a real life echidna for the first time, Cookie Monster and Abby Cadabby agreed to sue the s--- out of Sega for false advertisement from being misled by Knuckles.

After seeing a real life echidna for the first time, Cookie Monster and Abby Cadabby agreed to sue the s--- out of Sega for false advertisement from being misled by Knuckles.

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The Many Sins of Grover #31,720

BICICLETAS GEAR HOP REPAIRS Se Habla BICYCLES The Many Sins of Grover #31,720: Infuriated with the new CDC protocols, Grover went over to the bicycle store, despite being ill, in order to "own the libs". Confronted by several people urging him to stay home, Grover retaliates by violently coughing on them, infecting them all with COVID-19.

BICICLETAS GEAR HOP REPAIRS Se Habla BICYCLES The Many Sins of Grover #31,720: Infuriated with the new CDC protocols, Grover went over to the bicycle store, despite being ill, in order to "own the libs". Confronted by several people urging him to stay home, Grover retaliates by violently coughing on them, infecting them all with COVID-19.

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Natasha joined her sister minutes later...

123 Ernie unleashed a massive belch into baby Natasha's face, relishing her terror as she recognized the smell of her missing twin sister in his foul breath.

123 Ernie unleashed a massive belch into baby Natasha's face, relishing her terror as she recognized the smell of her missing twin sister in his foul breath.

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The Many Sins of Grover #40

THE CARROT ROOM AHA! THIS IS WHERE IT BELONGS. Carrot The Many Sins of Grover #40: Grover steals the carrot from The Carrot Room and proceeds to rectally pleasure himself with it while being recorded on a security camera.

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Ernie waited in breathless anticipation for a re-enactment of the chestburster scene from Alien

123 SESAME STREET Ernie laughed as Natasha shrieked and writhed in agony. No doubt the parasite eggs he'd snuck into her bottle yesterday had hatched and the worms were chewing their way through her abdomen.

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The Many Sins of Grover #1,041,487

The Many Sins of Grover #1,041,487: Filled with envy and rage over Kermit's successful career, Grover stares at the award that he greatly coveted and plots to bludgeon Kermit to death with it. Consequences be damned!

The Many Sins of Grover #1,041,487: Filled with envy and rage over Kermit's successful career, Grover stares at the award that he greatly coveted and plots to bludgeon Kermit to death with it. Consequences be damned!

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Her first order for Ernie is to build her a 100 foot tall statue of her likeness

SESAME STREET org After suffering through several Bertstrips, Baby Natasha finally gets her revenge on Ernie by letting out a small belch with the distinct smell of Bert's flesh in it, intimidating him into being her slave... lest he suffer the same fate as Bert.

SESAME STREET org After suffering through several Bertstrips, Baby Natasha finally gets her revenge on Ernie by letting out a small belch with the distinct smell of Bert's flesh in it, intimidating him into being her slave... lest he suffer the same fate as Bert.

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The Many Sins of Grover #4,069

URAVE 123 SESAME STREET The Many Sins of Grover #4,069: After a few rounds of lewd medieval roleplay with a bovine prostitute, Grover realized that he broke his condom and flees from the scene.

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The Beginning of Grover’s Mad Quest to Kill God

It was then that a bold new idea emerged from Grover's twisted mind... If he was going to be a sinner, he was going to be the best damn sinner of them all! If Grover committed a ludicrous amount of sins, the Devil wouldn't be able to fit them all in the bowels of Hell and they would have to go all the way up to the gates of Heaven, guaranteeing him a place in paradise. That is until he noticed a gun store that recently opened up a few blocks away...

It was then that a bold new idea emerged from Grover's twisted mind... If he was going to be a sinner, he was going to be the best damn sinner of them all! If Grover committed a ludicrous amount of sins, the Devil wouldn't be able to fit them all in the bowels of Hell and they would have to go all the way up to the gates of Heaven, guaranteeing him a place in paradise. That is until he noticed a gun store that recently opened up a few blocks away...

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Hello Cookie! Hello Mon! I'm your Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb!

Unknown to Cookie Monster, Ernie was internally cackling with glee as he waited for the bombs he disguised as cherries to go off the very moment they were swallowed.

Unknown to Cookie Monster, Ernie was internally cackling with glee as he waited for the bombs he disguised as cherries to go off the very moment they were swallowed.

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Bert's not the only one interested in Ernie...

"Gee! I better make sure to scrub between my toes! I wanna' look my best when I'm taking feet pics for OnlyFans!"

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"Fear and Groving in Sesame Street"

1070 "Snuffy... I don't want to alarm you... but I don't think this is weed..."

1070 "Snuffy... I don't want to alarm you... but I don't think this is weed..."

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If there had been ONE pigeon feathery, this wouldn't have happened!

As his fiery rage started to reach its absolute zenith... Bert was about to turn this Furry Convention... ...Into a Fury Convention

As his fiery rage started to reach its absolute zenith... Bert was about to turn this Furry Convention... ...Into a Fury Convention

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Life ah, finds a way. | /r/dankmemes

After being constipated for 9 months, Ernie couldn't wait to see the look on Bert's face when he got home.

After being constipated for 9 months, Ernie couldn't wait to see the look on Bert's face when he got home.

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Fisted unmercifully now this.. poor Elmo. | /r/dankmemes

Elmnocchio informs Pappa Perverto that he doesn't want to put his nose in the stinky place anymore.

Elmnocchio informs Pappa Perverto that he doesn't want to put his nose in the stinky place anymore.

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Fozzie gets cancelled

After getting heckled multiple times on The Muppets Show, Fozzie Bear lost his temper and began to shout racial slurs into the audience.

After getting heckled multiple times on The Muppets Show, Fozzie Bear lost his temper and began to shout racial slurs into the audience.

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The (im)proper use case for AI

CD MUD UG OP 3/ The new Al-powered racial slur generator was off to a rough start.

CD MUD UG OP 3/ The new Al-powered racial slur generator was off to a rough start.

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I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke!

"Now go kill Dr. Venture!" eli NJ TV HD

"Now go kill Dr. Venture!" eli NJ TV HD

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays y'all

123 SESAME STREETorg The Christmas season has somehow freed Oscar from his grouchiness and he now joyously brings presents in the name of his lord to all people on Sesame Street. Unfortunately, said lord was neither Christ nor Santa, but Papa Nurgle. Did you really think a guy living in a trashcan would worship anyone else? Merry Plaguemas and a Happy New Ebola-Strain!

123 SESAME STREETorg The Christmas season has somehow freed Oscar from his grouchiness and he now joyously brings presents in the name of his lord to all people on Sesame Street. Unfortunately, said lord was neither Christ nor Santa, but Papa Nurgle. Did you really think a guy living in a trashcan would worship anyone else? Merry Plaguemas and a Happy New Ebola-Strain!

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Elmo breaks the news of Telly's arrival to Kabulsame Street

"Sorry kid, I know you're upset but us Elmericans gotta head back home. This is all Tellyban country now. They'll look after you. Ďon't worry."

"Sorry kid, I know you're upset but us Elmericans gotta head back home. This is all Tellyban country now. They'll look after you. Ďon't worry."

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