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Shit's talking to me yo!

Elmo realized what was in the pill that shady guy in the alley gave him when he noticed the content of his refrigerator started talking

Elmo realized what was in the pill that shady guy in the alley gave him when he noticed the content of his refrigerator started talking

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Headcrab

ep WMFE Jake Gyllenhaal began to fight the Headcrab as it was trying to control him and turn him into a undead zombie.

ep WMFE Jake Gyllenhaal began to fight the Headcrab as it was trying to control him and turn him into a undead zombie.

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the end of a long career

Bert and Ernie had worked together as morning drivetime radio hosts for twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made peoples' lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work. Now though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from Civil Defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public - to tell them the nukes were flying, and that in a few minutes, all the world's troubles would be over. What though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change? Their eyes met, and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career

Bert and Ernie had worked together as morning drivetime radio hosts for twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made peoples' lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work. Now though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from Civil Defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public - to tell them the nukes were flying, and that in a few minutes, all the world's troubles would be over. What though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change? Their eyes met, and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career

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Bestseller

I'm pretty sure there was an entry for this one beside bertstrips

I'm pretty sure there was an entry for this one beside bertstrips

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WHATCHA GOIN' TO DO WHEN BUNSENMAINA COMES AFTER YOU!

The annual Muppet Wrestlemania begins as Bunsen the Burner prepares to meet his opponent, teased by the announcer with the iconic catchphrase: "Can you smell what The Chef is cooking?"

The annual Muppet Wrestlemania begins as Bunsen the Burner prepares to meet his opponent, teased by the announcer with the iconic catchphrase: "Can you smell what The Chef is cooking?"

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They also Raided the Garage for Pyrotechnics

Birt, Urnie, C---, Goocho, and Bag Borb smile for the domestic security camera

Birt, Urnie, C---, Goocho, and Bag Borb smile for the domestic security camera

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Savage burd

Big Bird mocks 2 Australian POWs during the Great Emu War circa 1934 (colourized)

Big Bird mocks 2 Australian POWs during the Great Emu War circa 1934 (colourized)

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Left Behind

Ernie didn't know what surprised him more. That the Rapture had just begun or that Bert's soul was saved by it.

Ernie didn't know what surprised him more. That the Rapture had just begun or that Bert's soul was saved by it.

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HAHAHAHA How the fuck is Global Warming real. Nigga just walk away from the screen.

Using a snowman as reference, Lefty attempts to convince Ernie that Climate Change isn't real, even though Global Warming has turned Sesame Street into a desert.

Using a snowman as reference, Lefty attempts to convince Ernie that Climate Change isn't real, even though Global Warming has turned Sesame Street into a desert.

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911? My kid slipped!

Finally fed up with Cookie's autistic ramblings, His father attempts to bash his head in with his favorite milk bowl, a gift from his dead mother, truly poetic.

Finally fed up with Cookie's autistic ramblings, His father attempts to bash his head in with his favorite milk bowl, a gift from his dead mother, truly poetic.

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I'm going to hell for laughing at this

DA BAI Cookie Monster happily helped preparing the birthday-cake for Ernie's girlfriend until he saw the number of candles on it

DA BAI Cookie Monster happily helped preparing the birthday-cake for Ernie's girlfriend until he saw the number of candles on it

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This time is personal!

After finding out that his family has faded away thanks to the Infinity Gauntlet, Earl Sinclair joins the Marvel Cinematic Universe in hopes of killing Thanos once and for all, while at the same time trying not to make the same mistake Thor did.

After finding out that his family has faded away thanks to the Infinity Gauntlet, Earl Sinclair joins the Marvel Cinematic Universe in hopes of killing Thanos once and for all, while at the same time trying not to make the same mistake Thor did.

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Big Bird photographs his enslaved brethren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority.

ostrich 57 Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority

ostrich 57 Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority

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Ernie's attempt at "rescuing".

EXIT Ernie uses misleading signs to lure the Thai soccer team deeper into the flooding caves

EXIT Ernie uses misleading signs to lure the Thai soccer team deeper into the flooding caves

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Oscar plays Counter-Strike

Oscar was having fun playing Counter-Strike, but everything went awkward when he heard one of his team mates argue with his girlfriend on the voice chat that suddenly turned into violent fight.

Oscar was having fun playing Counter-Strike, but everything went awkward when he heard one of his team mates argue with his girlfriend on the voice chat that suddenly turned into violent fight.

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The Avengers long forgotten member

In a drunken fit of rage Iron Monster explains to the people at the laundromat of how The Avengers didn't hire him, and how they are basically now f----- without him now that Thanos has the Infinity Stones.

In a drunken fit of rage Iron Monster explains to the people at the laundromat of how The Avengers didn't hire him, and how they are basically now f----- without him now that Thanos has the Infinity Stones.

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