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This visit will be your last

AVISIT TO THE CTW SESAME STREET HOSPITAL FEATURING JIM HENSON'S SESAME STREET MUPPETS A Random House PICTUREBACK Yep, you're f------ screwed.
AVISIT TO THE CTW SESAME STREET HOSPITAL FEATURING JIM HENSON'S SESAME STREET MUPPETS A Random House PICTUREBACK Yep, you're f------ screwed.

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Elmo

First comes shock, then horror. When that passes, most take a silent, sadistic glee in their work. After a while, it's just a job, a chore, done for money or ideology. The cruelest fate is to die by the hands of an apathetic tool, rather than in a throe of passion
First comes shock, then horror. When that passes, most take a silent, sadistic glee in their work. After a while, it's just a job, a chore, done for money or ideology. The cruelest fate is to die by the hands of an apathetic tool, rather than in a throe of passion

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"I Know why the Big Bird sings"

A look of sheer terror spreads across Maya Angelou's face as she realizes what baby Natasha's first word is about to be
A look of sheer terror spreads across Maya Angelou's face as she realizes what baby Natasha's first word is about to be

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We've got an addiction!

Desperately needing money for crack, Elmo and Telly ask some neighbourhood kids to help them steal the blind man's piano which they plan on pawing in Chinatown.
Desperately needing money for crack, Elmo and Telly ask some neighbourhood kids to help them steal the blind man's piano which they plan on pawing in Chinatown.

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Where's My Money?

The Count prepares to beat the absolute s--- out of Cookie Monster for not having paid back the money he borrowed for his rent bill 5 0
The Count prepares to beat the absolute s--- out of Cookie Monster for not having paid back the money he borrowed for his rent bill 5 0

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Bad Trip! Bad Trip!

It wasn't the f------ LSD. They were all seeing this s---.
It wasn't the f------ LSD. They were all seeing this s---.

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"C" is for communist

AGOLDEN BOOK SESAME STREET A GROWING UP BOOK CAN SHARE By Dina Anastasio Illustrated by Tom Leigh Peaturing JIM HENSONS SESAME STREET MUPPETS But Big Bird won't, because that's communist.
AGOLDEN BOOK SESAME STREET A GROWING UP BOOK CAN SHARE By Dina Anastasio Illustrated by Tom Leigh Peaturing JIM HENSONS SESAME STREET MUPPETS But Big Bird won't, because that's communist.

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flamethrower

NPS Do you know what the M-97 flamethrower sounds like Ernie? It roars like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in his path. Hold down that trigger and the whoosh drowns out everthing else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything's over, evern the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.
NPS Do you know what the M-97 flamethrower sounds like Ernie? It roars like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in his path. Hold down that trigger and the whoosh drowns out everthing else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything's over, evern the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.

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Ba-Boom

0 ISIS executions were becoming more and more common
0 ISIS executions were becoming more and more common

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I'm gonna whack ya!

SESAME STREET Telly wakes up in the park, still tripping on acid, and attacks the monsters invading his castle.
SESAME STREET Telly wakes up in the park, still tripping on acid, and attacks the monsters invading his castle.

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Never Forget

gravy boot bs gorilla globe Bert wondered if his Harambe tribute had gone too far
gravy boot bs gorilla globe Bert wondered if his Harambe tribute had gone too far

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I'm trying to save money

Six hundred bucks for the whole night is a bit spendy for me. How about $20, and you give me a handy in that alley?
Six hundred bucks for the whole night is a bit spendy for me. How about $20, and you give me a handy in that alley?

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Truth and ideals

SESAME STREET Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn join Team Plasma.
SESAME STREET Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn join Team Plasma.

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Ouch.

Scooter decides to bring some excitement to the dockside glory holes.
Scooter decides to bring some excitement to the dockside glory holes.

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Grovejora's Mask

Grover uses his dark magic to pull the moon torwards earth killing everyone
Grover uses his dark magic to pull the moon torwards earth killing everyone

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"That'll teach him!"

After the murder, Elmo kept Ernie's shaved, severed head near his bed as a trophy. He sleeps soundly knowing he's another step closer to being the only popular character on Sesame Street.
After the murder, Elmo kept Ernie's shaved, severed head near his bed as a trophy. He sleeps soundly knowing he's another step closer to being the only popular character on Sesame Street.

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Well, they're puppets too!

Nozomi's grasp on reality was already gone. Her overindulgence in gore yuri had ammounted to this, three sleepless nights of binge watching to be exact. Even when Chika uttered "But that's forbidden love! It wasn't enough to halt Nozomi's psychosis fueled sexual assault.
Nozomi's grasp on reality was already gone. Her overindulgence in gore yuri had ammounted to this, three sleepless nights of binge watching to be exact. Even when Chika uttered "But that's forbidden love! It wasn't enough to halt Nozomi's psychosis fueled sexual assault.

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Ernie has no sympathy

9o Ernie watches showing no emotion as Bert walks by preparing to hang himself with a grand piand.
9o Ernie watches showing no emotion as Bert walks by preparing to hang himself with a grand piand.

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One Bird Apocalypse

1845 . The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster.
1845 . The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster.

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Ernie's rant goes too far

As Ernie ranted on about how Jews controlled the entertainment industry, Bert could only clench his fist:s and concentrate on his breathing. He knew they were fired now it was only a question if Ernie would stop before he said something that would get them killed. As Ernie's rant veered onto the subject of underage girls at Hanukkah parties, Bert realised they were screwed
As Ernie ranted on about how Jews controlled the entertainment industry, Bert could only clench his fist:s and concentrate on his breathing. He knew they were fired now it was only a question if Ernie would stop before he said something that would get them killed. As Ernie's rant veered onto the subject of underage girls at Hanukkah parties, Bert realised they were screwed

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