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I wonder if Paperclip knows Chip, Penny, and Used Napkin

Bert would rather enjoy the company of a small white paperclip than that of a black man.

Bert would rather enjoy the company of a small white paperclip than that of a black man.

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At least he has some protection

This is not what Ernie had in mind when he told Bert to bring protection

This is not what Ernie had in mind when he told Bert to bring protection

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But there's not much left

nie waits for the boys to enter the yard

nie waits for the boys to enter the yard

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My favorite number

ert nibbles on Ernies ear The count whispers, today's number is 69.

ert nibbles on Ernies ear The count whispers, today's number is 69.

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Bad Trip

Ernie should not have taken that second tab of acid

Ernie should not have taken that second tab of acid

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Better give it to him

Ernie's ex-boyfriend shows up drunk and demanding sex

Ernie's ex-boyfriend shows up drunk and demanding sex

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The true hero of time

Made for r/Bertstrips by u/SyMag After defeating Ganon, Grover kept the Triforce of Power and plunged all of Sesame Street into darkness.

Made for r/Bertstrips by u/SyMag After defeating Ganon, Grover kept the Triforce of Power and plunged all of Sesame Street into darkness.

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But not all pigs are men

Miss Piggy fires the co-author of her feminist publication for the headline: MEN ARE PIGs

Miss Piggy fires the co-author of her feminist publication for the headline: MEN ARE PIGs

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The Exorcism

Ernie flashes the tailsman once before Cookie Monster's twisted gaze, banishing him back to the Hellscape from whence he came.

Ernie flashes the tailsman once before Cookie Monster's twisted gaze, banishing him back to the Hellscape from whence he came.

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Ol' Ernie No-Nips

Ernie quietly reminisces about the days when he still had n------; it has been over a decade since he accidentally zapped them off with electric nipple clamps

Ernie quietly reminisces about the days when he still had n------; it has been over a decade since he accidentally zapped them off with electric nipple clamps

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Gotta devour fast

ひ, C3 Bert is in awe over how fast the parasites can devour Ernie from the inside out.

ひ, C3 Bert is in awe over how fast the parasites can devour Ernie from the inside out.

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Confessions

Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his rampage of serial murders on the air.

Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his rampage of serial murders on the air.

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He looks a little antsy

Ernie learns the ups and downs of putting his d--- in an ant hill.

Ernie learns the ups and downs of putting his d--- in an ant hill.

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Here comes the bride

Upon seeing her in a dress, Bert finally realizes how big of a bullet he dodged

Upon seeing her in a dress, Bert finally realizes how big of a bullet he dodged

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Did Bert fuck the same hobo as Oscar?

Bert's HIV test came in positive

Bert's HIV test came in positive

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Cleanliness is next to godliness

STAR finder Ernie's new song, "Racial Hygiene" doesn't go over well with the judges.

STAR finder Ernie's new song, "Racial Hygiene" doesn't go over well with the judges.

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