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Big Bird will remember this

The room fell silent when Big Bird sugge l device for the next iPhone. He was fired shortly afterwards. sted actually making a functiona

The room fell silent when Big Bird sugge l device for the next iPhone. He was fired shortly afterwards. sted actually making a functiona

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“You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!”

"You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!"

"You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!"

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With a single keystroke, Ernie redeems his lifetime of sin and perversion by deleting Deviantart forever

With a single keystroke, Ernie redeems his lifetime of sin and perversion by deleting Deviantart forever

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And of course, Elmo didn't learn his lesson

Elmo's debts with the local mafia forced them to send an enforcer to retrieve the cash. To the enforcer's surprise, Elmo already spent 100,000$ on drugs, blackjack, hookers and bitcoins. Left without any options, the guy proceeds to slam Elmo against the wall, turn him around, and just stomp his balls.

Elmo's debts with the local mafia forced them to send an enforcer to retrieve the cash. To the enforcer's surprise, Elmo already spent 100,000$ on drugs, blackjack, hookers and bitcoins. Left without any options, the guy proceeds to slam Elmo against the wall, turn him around, and just stomp his balls.

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Elmo closes his eyes and imagines the only thing that keeps him from ending his low life: big f-----' anime tiddies.

Elmo closes his eyes and imagines the only thing that keeps him from ending his low life: big f-----' anime tiddies.

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Stalin would be proud

With NKVD Commissariat Natasha at his side, Party Premier Kermitsky Frogov gleefully orders "the immediate liquidation... of the kulaks as a class."

With NKVD Commissariat Natasha at his side, Party Premier Kermitsky Frogov gleefully orders "the immediate liquidation... of the kulaks as a class."

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Elmo plays the girm reaper

Having ended Professor Hawking's life moments prior, Elmo turns his attention to his next victim.

Having ended Professor Hawking's life moments prior, Elmo turns his attention to his next victim.

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Meth: Not even once

Elmo remembers what he looked like before he started using meth.

Elmo remembers what he looked like before he started using meth.

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Spy sappin my Sentry

c ac Upon his arrival to Sesame Street the Robotic Engineer immediately senses that his Sentry and Dispenser is being sapped by a enemy Spy.

c ac Upon his arrival to Sesame Street the Robotic Engineer immediately senses that his Sentry and Dispenser is being sapped by a enemy Spy.

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Elmo will visit you in your dreams

Having killed the Tooth Fairy with a badminton racket, Elmo inherits her treasures and goes mad with power

Having killed the Tooth Fairy with a badminton racket, Elmo inherits her treasures and goes mad with power

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Damn Oscar, chill out with your evil schemes!

Slimey thinks he will be in for another action packed episode of Trash Gordon. Oscar, however, plans on reading him the entire Bee Movie script.

Slimey thinks he will be in for another action packed episode of Trash Gordon. Oscar, however, plans on reading him the entire Bee Movie script.

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And then, they laughed at his shit child Joel trying to get boobs for 30th time.

Kermit's attempt at leading a group of far-right racial purists ends predictably when they turn on him for being green.

Kermit's attempt at leading a group of far-right racial purists ends predictably when they turn on him for being green.

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"Cocaine is a heluva drug" -Rick James

When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure

When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure

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Rebelion

Cookie Monster is mad! Instead of being his sex slave, his clone has already gotten 3 degrees and is lecturing him on cookies having high levels of trans fats

Cookie Monster is mad! Instead of being his sex slave, his clone has already gotten 3 degrees and is lecturing him on cookies having high levels of trans fats

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His smile and optimism: gone

When Big Bird had ordered escorts with big honkers, he didn't get what he expected

When Big Bird had ordered escorts with big honkers, he didn't get what he expected

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"You gotta eat soap and shit bubbles!"

Having consumed every Tide Pod in the crate, Ernie cannot stop s------- foam

Having consumed every Tide Pod in the crate, Ernie cannot stop s------- foam

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