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Larcenists belong to the dark side

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"I know you're not the Bert from this time. You traveled here from the future to kill me. You know that in six years l'll build a time machine, which I'll use to travel back in time and mastermind September 11th. But what you don't know is that I stopped here before I ventured back to 1996, to warn myself of your arrival. Grover betrayed you, Bert. He sold you out to my future self to become Emperor of the world I'll eventually build. And because of him, all the pieces are now falling into place. Any second now the front door will fling open, and a SWAT team will arrive to arrest you for the murder of Abby Cadabby. The Bert Bertinson of my time is indisposed, so he won't coming to your rescue eitherl Soon your memories and his will line up, and the errant ripple in time you created will simply cease to exist. 9/11 will happen, Bert. You'd already failed before you even started."

"I know you're not the Bert from this time. You traveled here from the future to kill me. You know that in six years l'll build a time machine, which I'll use to travel back in time and mastermind September 11th. But what you don't know is that I stopped here before I ventured back to 1996, to warn myself of your arrival. Grover betrayed you, Bert. He sold you out to my future self to become Emperor of the world I'll eventually build. And because of him, all the pieces are now falling into place. Any second now the front door will fling open, and a SWAT team will arrive to arrest you for the murder of Abby Cadabby. The Bert Bertinson of my time is indisposed, so he won't coming to your rescue eitherl Soon your memories and his will line up, and the errant ripple in time you created will simply cease to exist. 9/11 will happen, Bert. You'd already failed before you even started."

Elmo's World Crumbles Down

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That's-a for kidnapping-a my princess, you frog bastard!

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A Big Black Dick

Usher shows Bert just how long black d---- are

Usher shows Bert just how long black d---- are

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Bort

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Jesus

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Adding "Stinky" on the pot, to add insult to injury.

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Can't Breathe

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The Next Segment Was How to Enroll in the Illuminati

First Lady Michelle Obama demonstrates to her young viewers that it's okay to ritually-sacrifice your friends for consumption

First Lady Michelle Obama demonstrates to her young viewers that it's okay to ritually-sacrifice your friends for consumption

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Never Be This Out of Your Mind, Folks

ANDREW They have never been this high before. They scream, but their tongues flail in uselessness as their bodies refuse to move.

ANDREW They have never been this high before. They scream, but their tongues flail in uselessness as their bodies refuse to move.

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Why Didn't I Think of That!?

SESAME STREET Cookie Monster fakes being diagnosed with cerebral cancer in order to enter in the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

SESAME STREET Cookie Monster fakes being diagnosed with cerebral cancer in order to enter in the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

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The Inner Mechanisations of Drugs

"And look where you are now. A sad mess of a frog whose only future accomplishments are starring in cheesy movies for children who can't tell you where their s--- is coming from and senior citizens who take forty seconds to tell you. lI'd have told you to get rid of Piggy, but you didn't take your LSD at that time. You can still get out of this mess, you know. Just end me and that woman who bitches more than she works. That quack doctor can't tell the difference between infanticide and wet Playdoh. Just be sure to think of me when you're finally free.

"And look where you are now. A sad mess of a frog whose only future accomplishments are starring in cheesy movies for children who can't tell you where their s--- is coming from and senior citizens who take forty seconds to tell you. lI'd have told you to get rid of Piggy, but you didn't take your LSD at that time. You can still get out of this mess, you know. Just end me and that woman who bitches more than she works. That quack doctor can't tell the difference between infanticide and wet Playdoh. Just be sure to think of me when you're finally free.

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Nutella

Jimmy Falon tries to diffuse the situation when Cookie Monster repeatedly yells the N-word at onlookers.

Jimmy Falon tries to diffuse the situation when Cookie Monster repeatedly yells the N-word at onlookers.

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Telly Always Has The Worst of Days

As Telly participates in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, he realizes he is not alone in the float

As Telly participates in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, he realizes he is not alone in the float

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Hooper's Store

HOOPER'S STORE Jimmy Falon successfully avoids the FBI by giving his vendor a name change.

HOOPER'S STORE Jimmy Falon successfully avoids the FBI by giving his vendor a name change.

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