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Exploring their sexuality

Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus stare mesmerized at a discarded Playboy magazine they found in an alley.
Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus stare mesmerized at a discarded Playboy magazine they found in an alley.

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big bird snuffaluffagus playboy magazine

But it was me Cookie Monster

SESAME STREET Stand User Cookie Monster activates his stand [C is for Cookie]
SESAME STREET Stand User Cookie Monster activates his stand [C is for Cookie]

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Those War Flashbacks...

O 0 As a group of PTSD veterans exit therapy, Kermit and Telly shout and mimic explosions as they pass by.
O 0 As a group of PTSD veterans exit therapy, Kermit and Telly shout and mimic explosions as they pass by.

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telly kermit the frog sesame street

ACTUNG!

Little Fritz froze in horror, but he knew what to do: He blew his shiny Hitler Youth whistle and the SS arrested the Jew in seconds.
Little Fritz froze in horror, but he knew what to do: He blew his shiny Hitler Youth whistle and the SS arrested the Jew in seconds.

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the count sesame street ss nazis

She's a tad bit racist...

Ms. Daisy goes on an angry racist tirade after a n---- cuts in front of her at the grocery store checkout
Ms. Daisy goes on an angry racist tirade after a n---- cuts in front of her at the grocery store checkout

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It wasn't just sugar

Elmo learns why everyone was so eagar to try the sugar cubes handed out at the music festival the hard way
Elmo learns why everyone was so eagar to try the sugar cubes handed out at the music festival the hard way

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elmo drugs bad trip hallucination

Sofia whatzerface from modern family

SESAME STREET Or Elmo becomes transfixed by Sofia's breasts as she pretends not to notice.
SESAME STREET Or Elmo becomes transfixed by Sofia's breasts as she pretends not to notice.

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you got a purdy mouth

SESAME STREET org "You've got a pretty mouth.." Grover whispers into his tranquilized victim's ear after dragging him into an abondoned opera house.
SESAME STREET org "You've got a pretty mouth.." Grover whispers into his tranquilized victim's ear after dragging him into an abondoned opera house.

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Elmo and the kuffar

D0D 100 SESAME STREET O .0 "Cover up, you filthy harlot!" Elmo, the sharia policeman yelled at Katy, the kuffar w---- that was stupid enough to enter his self-segregate Islamic community without a male guardian.
D0D 100 SESAME STREET O .0 "Cover up, you filthy harlot!" Elmo, the sharia policeman yelled at Katy, the kuffar w---- that was stupid enough to enter his self-segregate Islamic community without a male guardian.

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die fahne hoch

14 The gang's subscription the ideology of the Hazi party becomes evident to Elmo during their recitation of 'Die Fahne hoch.
14 The gang's subscription the ideology of the Hazi party becomes evident to Elmo during their recitation of 'Die Fahne hoch.

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nazi

Quakery

Big Bird comes to realise that her abortionist was actually a quack...
Big Bird comes to realise that her abortionist was actually a quack...

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big bird bertrips

floo powder is powerful shit

Cookie Monster, having snuffed 3 grams of floo powder, stumbles into Dumbledore's office and calls him a 'Mudblood-loving f----- p------------'.
Cookie Monster, having snuffed 3 grams of floo powder, stumbles into Dumbledore's office and calls him a 'Mudblood-loving f----- p------------'.

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Survival of the fittest

After eating the homeless man's remaining scraps of food, Cookie Monster then proceeds to rip off and eat the man's face.
After eating the homeless man's remaining scraps of food, Cookie Monster then proceeds to rip off and eat the man's face.

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cookie monster cannibalism

That'll teach him

After they let Bort play outside in the snow, Ernie & Bert watch as he gets run over by an unforeseen car.
After they let Bort play outside in the snow, Ernie & Bert watch as he gets run over by an unforeseen car.

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H ONK

Two-headed Monster witnesses a big clown o--- on the street below.
Two-headed Monster witnesses a big clown o--- on the street below.

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two headed monster clowns

"It's our little secret"

ri Ernie listens attentively as Master Duckie tells him where to bury the dead fetuses
ri Ernie listens attentively as Master Duckie tells him where to bury the dead fetuses

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ernie duck master duckie

"And your gonna like it!"

Elmo explains to Timmy that the dead rat in a bag is really the only food he'll get.
Elmo explains to Timmy that the dead rat in a bag is really the only food he'll get.

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Ernie's new hobby.

Without Bert around anymore, Ernie throws himself into his favorite activity, trying to find creative ways to trigger Berts vietnam flashbacks It isn't as fun as it used to be
Without Bert around anymore, Ernie throws himself into his favorite activity, trying to find creative ways to trigger Berts vietnam flashbacks It isn't as fun as it used to be

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ernie bert viet-bert

Oscar's not having it this time

ei It only took 2 seconds to trigger Oscar the Grouch before he ripped the cameraman into shreds.
ei It only took 2 seconds to trigger Oscar the Grouch before he ripped the cameraman into shreds.

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oscar the grouch

Rest in Peace

Kermit mourns the loss of his first fisting buddy, who would have turned 80 today.
Kermit mourns the loss of his first fisting buddy, who would have turned 80 today.

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