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Sofia whatzerface from modern family

SESAME STREET Or Elmo becomes transfixed by Sofia's breasts as she pretends not to notice.
SESAME STREET Or Elmo becomes transfixed by Sofia's breasts as she pretends not to notice.

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you got a purdy mouth

SESAME STREET org "You've got a pretty mouth.." Grover whispers into his tranquilized victim's ear after dragging him into an abondoned opera house.
SESAME STREET org "You've got a pretty mouth.." Grover whispers into his tranquilized victim's ear after dragging him into an abondoned opera house.

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Elmo and the kuffar

D0D 100 SESAME STREET O .0 "Cover up, you filthy harlot!" Elmo, the sharia policeman yelled at Katy, the kuffar w---- that was stupid enough to enter his self-segregate Islamic community without a male guardian.
D0D 100 SESAME STREET O .0 "Cover up, you filthy harlot!" Elmo, the sharia policeman yelled at Katy, the kuffar w---- that was stupid enough to enter his self-segregate Islamic community without a male guardian.

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die fahne hoch

14 The gang's subscription the ideology of the Hazi party becomes evident to Elmo during their recitation of 'Die Fahne hoch.
14 The gang's subscription the ideology of the Hazi party becomes evident to Elmo during their recitation of 'Die Fahne hoch.

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Quakery

Big Bird comes to realise that her abortionist was actually a quack...
Big Bird comes to realise that her abortionist was actually a quack...

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floo powder is powerful shit

Cookie Monster, having snuffed 3 grams of floo powder, stumbles into Dumbledore's office and calls him a 'Mudblood-loving f----- p------------'.
Cookie Monster, having snuffed 3 grams of floo powder, stumbles into Dumbledore's office and calls him a 'Mudblood-loving f----- p------------'.

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Survival of the fittest

After eating the homeless man's remaining scraps of food, Cookie Monster then proceeds to rip off and eat the man's face.
After eating the homeless man's remaining scraps of food, Cookie Monster then proceeds to rip off and eat the man's face.

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That'll teach him

After they let Bort play outside in the snow, Ernie & Bert watch as he gets run over by an unforeseen car.
After they let Bort play outside in the snow, Ernie & Bert watch as he gets run over by an unforeseen car.

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H ONK

Two-headed Monster witnesses a big clown o--- on the street below.
Two-headed Monster witnesses a big clown o--- on the street below.

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"It's our little secret"

ri Ernie listens attentively as Master Duckie tells him where to bury the dead fetuses
ri Ernie listens attentively as Master Duckie tells him where to bury the dead fetuses

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"And your gonna like it!"

Elmo explains to Timmy that the dead rat in a bag is really the only food he'll get.
Elmo explains to Timmy that the dead rat in a bag is really the only food he'll get.

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Ernie's new hobby.

Without Bert around anymore, Ernie throws himself into his favorite activity, trying to find creative ways to trigger Berts vietnam flashbacks It isn't as fun as it used to be
Without Bert around anymore, Ernie throws himself into his favorite activity, trying to find creative ways to trigger Berts vietnam flashbacks It isn't as fun as it used to be

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Oscar's not having it this time

ei It only took 2 seconds to trigger Oscar the Grouch before he ripped the cameraman into shreds.
ei It only took 2 seconds to trigger Oscar the Grouch before he ripped the cameraman into shreds.

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Rest in Peace

Kermit mourns the loss of his first fisting buddy, who would have turned 80 today.
Kermit mourns the loss of his first fisting buddy, who would have turned 80 today.

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This one hits too close to home.

"Y'know, Bert... since I was a kid, whenever it rained, I used to imagine that angels were lining up side by side in Heaven trying to piss on me. And given how my life has been up to this point, I don't think that's much of an exaggeration."
"Y'know, Bert... since I was a kid, whenever it rained, I used to imagine that angels were lining up side by side in Heaven trying to piss on me. And given how my life has been up to this point, I don't think that's much of an exaggeration."

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"And what about the dead security guard in our car?!"

Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe, Bernie and Ert successfully robbed a bank.
Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe, Bernie and Ert successfully robbed a bank.

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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Grover starts to ascend to a higher plane of existence, leaving his sinful material body turn to dust.
Grover starts to ascend to a higher plane of existence, leaving his sinful material body turn to dust.

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D is for Dakimakura (and other things that I shouldn't explain)

Sprout OU Telly screams and squeezes his waifu pillow as he climaxes inside it.
Sprout OU Telly screams and squeezes his waifu pillow as he climaxes inside it.

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F is for FUCK

Grover started to grow f---- to give, but they're not ready yet.
Grover started to grow f---- to give, but they're not ready yet.

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Inspired by the act, Grover proceeds to dump the corpse of Mr. Johnson's wife in the lake he is currently fishing at.

Ernie smiles to the camera as Bert wonders why his wife's shoe was in the water.
Ernie smiles to the camera as Bert wonders why his wife's shoe was in the water.

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