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I'm trying to save money

Six hundred bucks for the whole night is a bit spendy for me. How about $20, and you give me a handy in that alley?
Six hundred bucks for the whole night is a bit spendy for me. How about $20, and you give me a handy in that alley?

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kermit the frog miss piggy

Truth and ideals

Anyone familiar with Pokemon Black and White and their sequels and lore would get this joke.
Anyone familiar with Pokemon Black and White and their sequels and lore would get this joke.

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Ouch.

The creator https://www.reddit.com/user/Lots42
The creator https://www.reddit.com/user/Lots42

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bertstrip sesame street scooter

Grovejora's Mask

Grover uses his dark magic to pull the moon torwards earth killing everyone
Grover uses his dark magic to pull the moon torwards earth killing everyone

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moon grover majora's mask

"That'll teach him!"

After the murder, Elmo kept Ernie's shaved, severed head near his bed as a trophy. He sleeps soundly knowing he's another step closer to being the only popular character on Sesame Street.
After the murder, Elmo kept Ernie's shaved, severed head near his bed as a trophy. He sleeps soundly knowing he's another step closer to being the only popular character on Sesame Street.

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Well, they're puppets too!

When boredom ails you
When boredom ails you

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Ernie has no sympathy

9o Ernie watches showing no emotion as Bert walks by preparing to hang himself with a grand piand.
9o Ernie watches showing no emotion as Bert walks by preparing to hang himself with a grand piand.

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One Bird Apocalypse

1845 . The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster.
1845 . The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster.

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Ernie's rant goes too far

As Ernie ranted on about how Jews controlled the entertainment industry, Bert could only clench his fist:s and concentrate on his breathing. He knew they were fired now it was only a question if Ernie would stop before he said something that would get them killed. As Ernie's rant veered onto the subject of underage girls at Hanukkah parties, Bert realised they were screwed
As Ernie ranted on about how Jews controlled the entertainment industry, Bert could only clench his fist:s and concentrate on his breathing. He knew they were fired now it was only a question if Ernie would stop before he said something that would get them killed. As Ernie's rant veered onto the subject of underage girls at Hanukkah parties, Bert realised they were screwed

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Soon to become Oscar the destroyer of worlds.

tte Just one more sacrifice for Oscar the Grouch to assume his final form and become unstoppable.
tte Just one more sacrifice for Oscar the Grouch to assume his final form and become unstoppable.

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Nothing to see here

Elmo's poorly constructed "bus" prepares to take some children to "school"
Elmo's poorly constructed "bus" prepares to take some children to "school"

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Take it easy Ernie

the lsd hit way faster than ernie had expected
the lsd hit way faster than ernie had expected

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WAAAGH!

The creator of this Bertstrip https://www.reddit.com/user/elite_dawg
The creator of this Bertstrip https://www.reddit.com/user/elite_dawg

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The Apprentice.

Being Inspired by General Grievous,Julia has collected trophies of her victims, Big Bird being her favorite.
Being Inspired by General Grievous,Julia has collected trophies of her victims, Big Bird being her favorite.

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Abby's a bitch.

SESAME STREET Abby meets her new friend Julia and tries to judge the level of autism she suffers from by making a constant high-pitched whine to see how long it takes her to trigger.
SESAME STREET Abby meets her new friend Julia and tries to judge the level of autism she suffers from by making a constant high-pitched whine to see how long it takes her to trigger.

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Julia's collection.

Julia claims a small, inconspicuous remain of her new victim as a trophy
Julia claims a small, inconspicuous remain of her new victim as a trophy

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