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The Count bites his bottom lip. One of the floats in the Sesame Street Day parade is Christian themed. Just the thought of suing the s--- out of the city for allowing a religious display on public property gives the Count the mightiest Jewrection his nose has ever had.

The Count bites his bottom lip. One of the floats in the Sesame Street Day parade is Christian themed. Just the thought of suing the s--- out of the city for allowing a religious display on public property gives the Count the mightiest Jewrection his nose has ever had.

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Hallelujah, praise the gods!

Murray demonstrates the proper way to slaughter a sheep as a sacrifice to appease the angerd Gods.

Murray demonstrates the proper way to slaughter a sheep as a sacrifice to appease the angerd Gods.

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He couldn't contain himself, even after various therapy sessions...

Not being able to suppress his murderous tendencies any longer, Grover lets out a bloody war cry as he and Cleo run over a young child, splattering his organs against the pavement.

Not being able to suppress his murderous tendencies any longer, Grover lets out a bloody war cry as he and Cleo run over a young child, splattering his organs against the pavement.

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So Bert is lefty apparently.

After having heavily masturbated all night, Bert realized in terror his blood stopped flowing in his hand, which was now rotting. The pain was so harsh and he was so horrified he didn't pay attention to Ernie's mocking. "Well if you at least gave me the h------ l was asking for instead, one of us would have gained something."

After having heavily masturbated all night, Bert realized in terror his blood stopped flowing in his hand, which was now rotting. The pain was so harsh and he was so horrified he didn't pay attention to Ernie's mocking. "Well if you at least gave me the h------ l was asking for instead, one of us would have gained something."

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Now I've found a website full of Berstrips, I may post a lot of them on KYM

Kermit causes mass panic by blowing up a museum in order to steal a signed edition of Mein Kampf

Kermit causes mass panic by blowing up a museum in order to steal a signed edition of Mein Kampf

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The Birdlin Wall

ABRD Big Bird oversees the construction of the Berlin Wall

ABRD Big Bird oversees the construction of the Berlin Wall

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Ernie Builds a 4th Reich

Reich Minister Ernie has brought his Fuhrer to Hugo Boss to get the final approval on the new uniform for his army

Reich Minister Ernie has brought his Fuhrer to Hugo Boss to get the final approval on the new uniform for his army

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They're everywhere!

Despite the fact the war in Vietnam had been over for at least 40 years, Bert and Ernie ambush unsuspecting g---- in a Los Angeles park.

Despite the fact the war in Vietnam had been over for at least 40 years, Bert and Ernie ambush unsuspecting g---- in a Los Angeles park.

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You're next!

SESAME STREET Ernie points out their next victim. The fourth wall means nothing when there's killing to be done.

SESAME STREET Ernie points out their next victim. The fourth wall means nothing when there's killing to be done.

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How Big Bird Scares Little Kids in his Neighborhood

O KTEH "Now Elmo, you're a pretty small guy, and I'm a pretty big guy, so it's safe to say this is going to be the hardest deepthroating of your life."

O KTEH "Now Elmo, you're a pretty small guy, and I'm a pretty big guy, so it's safe to say this is going to be the hardest deepthroating of your life."

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Big Bird's Cold Hangover

ABCDE After waking up with no recollection of what happened the day before, Big Bird wonders how he obtained so much cocaine

ABCDE After waking up with no recollection of what happened the day before, Big Bird wonders how he obtained so much cocaine

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Ernie's War Confession

I just wanted to let you know that it was I who dropped napalm on your village. And it was also me who searched the village for any survivors. There was only the one - your mother. Your father apparently shielded her with his body, which saved her life. He was burned beyond all recognition, you would think it was a scorched piece wood if you saw him. Your mother was also badly burned, her eyelids melted shut. I turned her over and had a little fun with what wasn't ashes, she couldn't even weep. The moment I came she drew her last breath.

I just wanted to let you know that it was I who dropped napalm on your village. And it was also me who searched the village for any survivors. There was only the one - your mother. Your father apparently shielded her with his body, which saved her life. He was burned beyond all recognition, you would think it was a scorched piece wood if you saw him. Your mother was also badly burned, her eyelids melted shut. I turned her over and had a little fun with what wasn't ashes, she couldn't even weep. The moment I came she drew her last breath.

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Oswald was Framed!

As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history

As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history

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King Ernie

King Ernie reflects on all the pimps he had to slay in order to amass so much swag,

King Ernie reflects on all the pimps he had to slay in order to amass so much swag,

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Ernie's Special Way of Gardening

"I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again."

"I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again."

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Bert's Mom

Ernie draws a wonderful picture of Bert's mother.

Ernie draws a wonderful picture of Bert's mother.

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Elmo vs Minorities

Elmo attempts to talk Luiz into moving his minority family out of the neighborhood before he "calls the patrol"

Elmo attempts to talk Luiz into moving his minority family out of the neighborhood before he "calls the patrol"

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Bert and Ernie celebrate marriage equality

Bert felt his anus clench as Ernie informed him that gay marriage was now legal and that they would be celebrating with a twenty four hour f--- fest.

Bert felt his anus clench as Ernie informed him that gay marriage was now legal and that they would be celebrating with a twenty four hour f--- fest.

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Elmo learns about herpes

123 SESAME STREET .0 Mr. Herpe swings by to teach the kids all about that thing growing on Elmo's lip.

123 SESAME STREET .0 Mr. Herpe swings by to teach the kids all about that thing growing on Elmo's lip.

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It's fun after all

Bert and Ernie explore the wonders of chernobyl with their new hazmat suits.

Bert and Ernie explore the wonders of chernobyl with their new hazmat suits.

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