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"Cookie monster will return in Avengers 4"

Ah SESAME STREET Having no real superpowers or talents bevond his mental deficiencies, Cookie Monster realizes that he is only useful for being the team's diversity hire.

Ah SESAME STREET Having no real superpowers or talents bevond his mental deficiencies, Cookie Monster realizes that he is only useful for being the team's diversity hire.

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Wholesome

After following the treasure map for months, Bert finally found the X that marked the spot. Ernie was his treasure all along

After following the treasure map for months, Bert finally found the X that marked the spot. Ernie was his treasure all along

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Cookie Monster's dream of being an Uber driver is quickly shattered by the realization that everyone in his world lives on the same f------ street.

Cookie Monster's dream of being an Uber driver is quickly shattered by the realization that everyone in his world lives on the same f------ street.

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Betrayed

Everyone looks in horror and disgust as Kermit orders his steak welldone.

Everyone looks in horror and disgust as Kermit orders his steak welldone.

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Ernie doing his job

Ernie does his solemn duty and dislikes Rewind 2018

Ernie does his solemn duty and dislikes Rewind 2018

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Ernie's secret porn collection

Statler and Waldorf discover Ernie's "homework" folder, and are astounded that he has amassed over 300 terabytes of gay african m----- toothless granny yiff p---.

Statler and Waldorf discover Ernie's "homework" folder, and are astounded that he has amassed over 300 terabytes of gay african m----- toothless granny yiff p---.

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Even death hates Ernie

Bert stares in disbelief as Ernie fails yet again to hang himself.

Bert stares in disbelief as Ernie fails yet again to hang himself.

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Elmo's little plan

Elmo's attempt to piss-off the feminists by flashing his penis at them backfires when they all start laughing at how tiny it is.

Elmo's attempt to piss-off the feminists by flashing his penis at them backfires when they all start laughing at how tiny it is.

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Kermit later got attacked by angry PETA protesters

Kermit is happy. He now has all the materials needed for his new coat

Kermit is happy. He now has all the materials needed for his new coat

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He was stunning as fuck

SESAME STREET Ernie disguises his stethoscope as a taser and fatally electrocutes Bert with it.

SESAME STREET Ernie disguises his stethoscope as a taser and fatally electrocutes Bert with it.

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Fuck you Santa!

"Don't forget, dear Elmo, Christmas is a time of commerce. If you don't buy expensive presents for all your family members, they'll hate you for ever, and I will too. What are you saying? Are you poor? That's what usury is for!"

"Don't forget, dear Elmo, Christmas is a time of commerce. If you don't buy expensive presents for all your family members, they'll hate you for ever, and I will too. What are you saying? Are you poor? That's what usury is for!"

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RÖKNING FÖRBJUDEN

First E related meme right?

First E related meme right?

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Everyone hyde!

Brain becomes a meth addict.

Brain becomes a meth addict.

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And then he grew up to become a data processor

Episode name is called "Principal Simmons"

Episode name is called "Principal Simmons"

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"You can't destroy Birdland!" -Big Bird probably

We wri ite the year 1863. Generals Robert Ernie Lee and Bertram Lincoln are on a secret mission into the South to capture its wealthiest plantation owner, Big Bird, who is also the largest private funder of the Confederacy. If he falls, the South will fall too. "Bertram, tell me again why we are fighting for the Union? I thought you were in favour of slavery?" "Mr. E. Lee, if there is one thing I hate more than the blacks, it is Florida"

We wri ite the year 1863. Generals Robert Ernie Lee and Bertram Lincoln are on a secret mission into the South to capture its wealthiest plantation owner, Big Bird, who is also the largest private funder of the Confederacy. If he falls, the South will fall too. "Bertram, tell me again why we are fighting for the Union? I thought you were in favour of slavery?" "Mr. E. Lee, if there is one thing I hate more than the blacks, it is Florida"

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