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“I didn’t mean any harm to the kid, Bert. But his folks had it coming.”

Ernie confesses to Bert how he started the fire that burned down little Jimmy's house and killed his parents while Bert notices the faint music of a violin outside

Ernie confesses to Bert how he started the fire that burned down little Jimmy's house and killed his parents while Bert notices the faint music of a violin outside

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Resident Muppet 2

The Umbrella Corp scientist looked at his new bio weapon Mr.K with a tear of joy in his eye and an a emense feeling of pride. Now the only thing left for him to do was to release this creation into the zombie infested streets of Seaseme city.

The Umbrella Corp scientist looked at his new bio weapon Mr.K with a tear of joy in his eye and an a emense feeling of pride. Now the only thing left for him to do was to release this creation into the zombie infested streets of Seaseme city.

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Big Bird demands you pay respects.

Big Bird demands you pay respects.

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aww

Snuffy was the first to embrace Big Bird after he got out of the hospital. Snuffy wanted to let him know that he doesn't have to fight his demons alone. Big Bird let a single tear roll down his cheek as he smiled. He might be able to hurt himself, but he wouldn't let himself hurt his friends.

Snuffy was the first to embrace Big Bird after he got out of the hospital. Snuffy wanted to let him know that he doesn't have to fight his demons alone. Big Bird let a single tear roll down his cheek as he smiled. He might be able to hurt himself, but he wouldn't let himself hurt his friends.

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no loose ends

Ernie strangles Cookie Monster as he tries to expose his illegal activities to the FBl

Ernie strangles Cookie Monster as he tries to expose his illegal activities to the FBl

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Ernie makes a startling discovery

While looking for clues in the case of the missing neighborhood child, Ernie finds specks of blood and semen on Bert's floor

While looking for clues in the case of the missing neighborhood child, Ernie finds specks of blood and semen on Bert's floor

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bert's Vietnam flashback

As Ernie forces Bert to accompany him on his trip through the deep jungle, Bert is getting a flashback to his time as a soldier in Vietnam

As Ernie forces Bert to accompany him on his trip through the deep jungle, Bert is getting a flashback to his time as a soldier in Vietnam

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Kermit and Miss piggy's aborted ghost

Kermit and Miss Piggy are startled when the ghost of their aborted son comes back to haunt them

Kermit and Miss Piggy are startled when the ghost of their aborted son comes back to haunt them

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Wait, what

SESAME STREET The guys dressed up in their Furry cosplay outfits and headed out to the pasture to partake in their b---------- fantasies. But to their surprise, they encountered an anthropomorphic duck and sheep who were on their way to Sesame Street to partake in their muppet fantasies.

SESAME STREET The guys dressed up in their Furry cosplay outfits and headed out to the pasture to partake in their b---------- fantasies. But to their surprise, they encountered an anthropomorphic duck and sheep who were on their way to Sesame Street to partake in their muppet fantasies.

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You picked the wrong house fool!

In a drug-fueled haze, Bert and Ernie attempt to r--- Elmo after he breaks into their apartment during one of their weekly cocaine-binges. 6

In a drug-fueled haze, Bert and Ernie attempt to r--- Elmo after he breaks into their apartment during one of their weekly cocaine-binges. 6

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"E is for Existential Crisis"

"E is for Existential Crisis" Big Bird whispers to himself as he pulls the cyanide pill from his pocket

"E is for Existential Crisis" Big Bird whispers to himself as he pulls the cyanide pill from his pocket

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The hangover (2009)

Bert sincerely wonders just how much he Cookie Monster, and Grover drank last night

Bert sincerely wonders just how much he Cookie Monster, and Grover drank last night

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Ernie's waifu

Ernie's new waifu obsession was further fueled when he discovered DeviantArt.

Ernie's new waifu obsession was further fueled when he discovered DeviantArt.

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"There's one! Get him, Bert!"

The year is 1839. Bert and Ernie walk through the jungle in search of people to bring to America on their special boat.

The year is 1839. Bert and Ernie walk through the jungle in search of people to bring to America on their special boat.

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Question is who won

2 Bert loses the d----measuring contest

2 Bert loses the d----measuring contest

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He was later tried in Munich.

After the Fall of Berlin, Puppenführer Bert was caught attempting to cross the border from once-occupied Norway into neutral Sweden.

After the Fall of Berlin, Puppenführer Bert was caught attempting to cross the border from once-occupied Norway into neutral Sweden.

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Oh damn...

Bert and the other passengers scream in terror as Elmo takes control of the subway, screaming"THEYLL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!". The train then flew off a cliff... and onto President Trump's motorcade!

Bert and the other passengers scream in terror as Elmo takes control of the subway, screaming"THEYLL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!". The train then flew off a cliff... and onto President Trump's motorcade!

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Close but no cigar

The Count reveals the canon age of his waifu

The Count reveals the canon age of his waifu

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The times they are a-changin‘

Sorout OU To Ernie's surprise, the little girls of today know how to defend themselves against predators

Sorout OU To Ernie's surprise, the little girls of today know how to defend themselves against predators

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Victimless warcrimes

As a weeaboo, Elmo greeted the inferior Chinese delegation by comparing the dogmeat dinner to the Japanese feast during the R--- of Nanjing

As a weeaboo, Elmo greeted the inferior Chinese delegation by comparing the dogmeat dinner to the Japanese feast during the R--- of Nanjing

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