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Captain Ernie's poor decision making

Either that iceberg is gonna move aside or l am, and my momma didn't raise no p----

Either that iceberg is gonna move aside or l am, and my momma didn't raise no p----

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Telly tells it how it is

Finders Keeper lelly explains why he won't return the missing children

Finders Keeper lelly explains why he won't return the missing children

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final form

SESAME STREET rg Tired of Mr.Johnson's arthritic b-------, Grover ascends to his final form

SESAME STREET rg Tired of Mr.Johnson's arthritic b-------, Grover ascends to his final form

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Snuffy's secret life

Snuffy assumes his fursona on his way to a local con.

Snuffy assumes his fursona on his way to a local con.

"Thanks a lot BIRD!"

Snuffy becomes agitated and prepares to slaughter everybody in the city. Big Bird does not know what in the f--- to do.

Snuffy becomes agitated and prepares to slaughter everybody in the city. Big Bird does not know what in the f--- to do.

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No wonder why it was so sticky.

Ernie suddenly realizes that the glass in Bert's room doesn't contain "Vanilla Milkshake"

Ernie suddenly realizes that the glass in Bert's room doesn't contain "Vanilla Milkshake"

Falcons are the fastest flying birds

Ernie states random bird facts and triggers Bert into an episode

Ernie states random bird facts and triggers Bert into an episode

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Nebby has a Revelation

In the midst of pleasure, Nebby realizes in horror that she has been growing a liking for bags.

In the midst of pleasure, Nebby realizes in horror that she has been growing a liking for bags.

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Rev up those pyres

2T Ten minutes into the campus activist's lecture about the "gender spectrum", Murray is slowly beginning to realize why the Church used to burn witches.

2T Ten minutes into the campus activist's lecture about the "gender spectrum", Murray is slowly beginning to realize why the Church used to burn witches.

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One of Ernie's favorite holiday traditions is calling children and telling them Santa isn't real and they are the reason that their parents aren't happy

One of Ernie's favorite holiday traditions is calling children and telling them Santa isn't real and they are the reason that their parents aren't happy

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Bert didn't blame him, those verses were satanic.

Made by me.

Made by me.

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The temptation for the sensation of aggravation without hesitation on the plantation caused ejaculat...

Big Bird does his hourly drive-by of laughing at the slaves on his plantation

Big Bird does his hourly drive-by of laughing at the slaves on his plantation

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Better dead than Red

Bert's day out in the park is ruined when a Communist walks by

Bert's day out in the park is ruined when a Communist walks by

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Oh...

2 Granny Bird tucks her grandson into bed, knowing that when he wakes up, she will be there for him no more

2 Granny Bird tucks her grandson into bed, knowing that when he wakes up, she will be there for him no more

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Quite Embarrassing

Grover's sexy role-play scenario took a turn for the worst when he asked Mr. Johnson to pretend to be his dead mother

Grover's sexy role-play scenario took a turn for the worst when he asked Mr. Johnson to pretend to be his dead mother

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At least he was teach them.

Kermit's sex ed class goes horribly wrong when his sidekick Elmo decides now was the perfect time to masturbate in a room full of children.

Kermit's sex ed class goes horribly wrong when his sidekick Elmo decides now was the perfect time to masturbate in a room full of children.

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