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Bert is shocked to find out that Ernie allowed total strangers inside to watch them sleep. But it won't be until later tonight that a f----- up abomination will make its move.

Bert is shocked to find out that Ernie allowed total strangers inside to watch them sleep. But it won't be until later tonight that a f----- up abomination will make its move.

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They Are All Gonna Have a Bad Time

0 Elmo convinces his friends that the talking sunflower has the correct ideoloqy, persuading them to conduct a genocide run

0 Elmo convinces his friends that the talking sunflower has the correct ideoloqy, persuading them to conduct a genocide run

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MY BELL PEPPERS!!

Bert waits in ernest for the rigged showcar to explode in the town square.

Bert waits in ernest for the rigged showcar to explode in the town square.

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I Guess They Are Into That Kind Of Thing

Bert and Ernie pool their collective resources to fund a ten-way.

Bert and Ernie pool their collective resources to fund a ten-way.

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Big Basement Bird

"Thanks for showing me your basement Samantha. But remember, we don't tell anybody that we played 'checkup at the doctor's', okay?"

"Thanks for showing me your basement Samantha. But remember, we don't tell anybody that we played 'checkup at the doctor's', okay?"

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I can't really make this worse than the original context

It was only after agreeing to go out for a night on the town with Scooter that Kermit discovered where the show's funding really came from.

It was only after agreeing to go out for a night on the town with Scooter that Kermit discovered where the show's funding really came from.

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Another one made by me

And if you feel thirsty in the middle of the night, you up and tell me, you wouldn't bother me at all! Bort is

And if you feel thirsty in the middle of the night, you up and tell me, you wouldn't bother me at all! Bort is

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[insert Rocky theme]

After taking every known steriod to man Grover is finally ready to teach the rival gang members who is in charge

After taking every known steriod to man Grover is finally ready to teach the rival gang members who is in charge

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Rubs Hands Greedily

The Count bites his bottom lip. One of the floats in the Sesame Street Day parade is Christian themed. Just the thought of suing the s--- out of the city for allowing a religious display on public property gives the Count the mightiest Jewrection his nose has ever had.

The Count bites his bottom lip. One of the floats in the Sesame Street Day parade is Christian themed. Just the thought of suing the s--- out of the city for allowing a religious display on public property gives the Count the mightiest Jewrection his nose has ever had.

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Hallelujah, praise the gods!

Murray demonstrates the proper way to slaughter a sheep as a sacrifice to appease the angerd Gods.

Murray demonstrates the proper way to slaughter a sheep as a sacrifice to appease the angerd Gods.

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He couldn't contain himself, even after various therapy sessions...

Not being able to suppress his murderous tendencies any longer, Grover lets out a bloody war cry as he and Cleo run over a young child, splattering his organs against the pavement.

Not being able to suppress his murderous tendencies any longer, Grover lets out a bloody war cry as he and Cleo run over a young child, splattering his organs against the pavement.

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So Bert is lefty apparently.

After having heavily masturbated all night, Bert realized in terror his blood stopped flowing in his hand, which was now rotting. The pain was so harsh and he was so horrified he didn't pay attention to Ernie's mocking. "Well if you at least gave me the h------ l was asking for instead, one of us would have gained something."

After having heavily masturbated all night, Bert realized in terror his blood stopped flowing in his hand, which was now rotting. The pain was so harsh and he was so horrified he didn't pay attention to Ernie's mocking. "Well if you at least gave me the h------ l was asking for instead, one of us would have gained something."

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Now I've found a website full of Berstrips, I may post a lot of them on KYM

Kermit causes mass panic by blowing up a museum in order to steal a signed edition of Mein Kampf

Kermit causes mass panic by blowing up a museum in order to steal a signed edition of Mein Kampf

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The Birdlin Wall

ABRD Big Bird oversees the construction of the Berlin Wall

ABRD Big Bird oversees the construction of the Berlin Wall

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Ernie Builds a 4th Reich

Reich Minister Ernie has brought his Fuhrer to Hugo Boss to get the final approval on the new uniform for his army

Reich Minister Ernie has brought his Fuhrer to Hugo Boss to get the final approval on the new uniform for his army

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They're everywhere!

Despite the fact the war in Vietnam had been over for at least 40 years, Bert and Ernie ambush unsuspecting g---- in a Los Angeles park.

Despite the fact the war in Vietnam had been over for at least 40 years, Bert and Ernie ambush unsuspecting g---- in a Los Angeles park.

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You're next!

SESAME STREET Ernie points out their next victim. The fourth wall means nothing when there's killing to be done.

SESAME STREET Ernie points out their next victim. The fourth wall means nothing when there's killing to be done.

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How Big Bird Scares Little Kids in his Neighborhood

O KTEH "Now Elmo, you're a pretty small guy, and I'm a pretty big guy, so it's safe to say this is going to be the hardest deepthroating of your life."

O KTEH "Now Elmo, you're a pretty small guy, and I'm a pretty big guy, so it's safe to say this is going to be the hardest deepthroating of your life."

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Big Bird's Cold Hangover

ABCDE After waking up with no recollection of what happened the day before, Big Bird wonders how he obtained so much cocaine

ABCDE After waking up with no recollection of what happened the day before, Big Bird wonders how he obtained so much cocaine

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Ernie's War Confession

I just wanted to let you know that it was I who dropped napalm on your village. And it was also me who searched the village for any survivors. There was only the one - your mother. Your father apparently shielded her with his body, which saved her life. He was burned beyond all recognition, you would think it was a scorched piece wood if you saw him. Your mother was also badly burned, her eyelids melted shut. I turned her over and had a little fun with what wasn't ashes, she couldn't even weep. The moment I came she drew her last breath.

I just wanted to let you know that it was I who dropped napalm on your village. And it was also me who searched the village for any survivors. There was only the one - your mother. Your father apparently shielded her with his body, which saved her life. He was burned beyond all recognition, you would think it was a scorched piece wood if you saw him. Your mother was also badly burned, her eyelids melted shut. I turned her over and had a little fun with what wasn't ashes, she couldn't even weep. The moment I came she drew her last breath.

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