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Oswald was Framed!

As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history

As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history

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King Ernie

King Ernie reflects on all the pimps he had to slay in order to amass so much swag,

King Ernie reflects on all the pimps he had to slay in order to amass so much swag,

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Ernie's Special Way of Gardening

"I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again."

"I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again."

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Bert's Mom

Ernie draws a wonderful picture of Bert's mother.

Ernie draws a wonderful picture of Bert's mother.

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Elmo vs Minorities

Elmo attempts to talk Luiz into moving his minority family out of the neighborhood before he "calls the patrol"

Elmo attempts to talk Luiz into moving his minority family out of the neighborhood before he "calls the patrol"

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Bert and Ernie celebrate marriage equality

Bert felt his anus clench as Ernie informed him that gay marriage was now legal and that they would be celebrating with a twenty four hour f--- fest.

Bert felt his anus clench as Ernie informed him that gay marriage was now legal and that they would be celebrating with a twenty four hour f--- fest.

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Elmo learns about herpes

123 SESAME STREET .0 Mr. Herpe swings by to teach the kids all about that thing growing on Elmo's lip.

123 SESAME STREET .0 Mr. Herpe swings by to teach the kids all about that thing growing on Elmo's lip.

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It's fun after all

Bert and Ernie explore the wonders of chernobyl with their new hazmat suits.

Bert and Ernie explore the wonders of chernobyl with their new hazmat suits.

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Big Bird Can Make Hard Labor Slaver-E-A-S-Y!

IT'S EASY! by Deborah Hautzig . maatreted byJoe Mathieu FEATURING JIM HENSON'S SESAME STREET MUPPETS Big Bird demonstrates how easy doing farm work is so his slaves will stop revolting

IT'S EASY! by Deborah Hautzig . maatreted byJoe Mathieu FEATURING JIM HENSON'S SESAME STREET MUPPETS Big Bird demonstrates how easy doing farm work is so his slaves will stop revolting

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Clockwork Muppet

Fueled by milk-plus, Beaker and his droogs prepare for an evening of mayhem and ultraviolence

Fueled by milk-plus, Beaker and his droogs prepare for an evening of mayhem and ultraviolence

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Yip Yip Cis Scum

Because Elmo didn't tag their triggers, the Martians prepare to post the longest wall of text on Tumblr so far.

Because Elmo didn't tag their triggers, the Martians prepare to post the longest wall of text on Tumblr so far.

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Mein kampf

Bert reads Mein Kampf to Ernie

Bert reads Mein Kampf to Ernie

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The afrika corps

Bert and Ernie regrets joining the Afrika Korps

Bert and Ernie regrets joining the Afrika Korps

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The final solution

BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH.

BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH.

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Age of Consent

の SESAME STREET Grover protests against the age of consent while screaming "Let me love her, it's all fine! he'll be twelve in six years time!

の SESAME STREET Grover protests against the age of consent while screaming "Let me love her, it's all fine! he'll be twelve in six years time!

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Hostage

The sharply dressed Al qaeda terrorist gives the CIA 2 hours to pay 50 million dollars to ensure the hostages safety

The sharply dressed Al qaeda terrorist gives the CIA 2 hours to pay 50 million dollars to ensure the hostages safety

LSD

Berts LSD kicks in before Ernies

Berts LSD kicks in before Ernies

Gangbang

The gang savagely beat Animal

The gang savagely beat Animal

Getting ready.

Ernie laughed maniacally as him and Bert prepared themselves for their final Jihad.

Ernie laughed maniacally as him and Bert prepared themselves for their final Jihad.

They were so close.

Ernie was discouraged. The ritual called for a virgin sacrifice, but thanks to their effective use of roofies there weren't any left in towrn

Ernie was discouraged. The ritual called for a virgin sacrifice, but thanks to their effective use of roofies there weren't any left in towrn

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