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Elmo learns about herpes

123 SESAME STREET .0 Mr. Herpe swings by to teach the kids all about that thing growing on Elmo's lip.

123 SESAME STREET .0 Mr. Herpe swings by to teach the kids all about that thing growing on Elmo's lip.

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It's fun after all

Bert and Ernie explore the wonders of chernobyl with their new hazmat suits.

Bert and Ernie explore the wonders of chernobyl with their new hazmat suits.

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Big Bird Can Make Hard Labor Slaver-E-A-S-Y!

IT'S EASY! by Deborah Hautzig . maatreted byJoe Mathieu FEATURING JIM HENSON'S SESAME STREET MUPPETS Big Bird demonstrates how easy doing farm work is so his slaves will stop revolting

IT'S EASY! by Deborah Hautzig . maatreted byJoe Mathieu FEATURING JIM HENSON'S SESAME STREET MUPPETS Big Bird demonstrates how easy doing farm work is so his slaves will stop revolting

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Clockwork Muppet

Fueled by milk-plus, Beaker and his droogs prepare for an evening of mayhem and ultraviolence

Fueled by milk-plus, Beaker and his droogs prepare for an evening of mayhem and ultraviolence

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Yip Yip Cis Scum

Because Elmo didn't tag their triggers, the Martians prepare to post the longest wall of text on Tumblr so far.

Because Elmo didn't tag their triggers, the Martians prepare to post the longest wall of text on Tumblr so far.

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Mein kampf

Bert reads Mein Kampf to Ernie

Bert reads Mein Kampf to Ernie

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The afrika corps

Bert and Ernie regrets joining the Afrika Korps

Bert and Ernie regrets joining the Afrika Korps

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The final solution

BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH.

BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH.

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Age of Consent

の SESAME STREET Grover protests against the age of consent while screaming "Let me love her, it's all fine! he'll be twelve in six years time!

の SESAME STREET Grover protests against the age of consent while screaming "Let me love her, it's all fine! he'll be twelve in six years time!

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Hostage

The sharply dressed Al qaeda terrorist gives the CIA 2 hours to pay 50 million dollars to ensure the hostages safety

The sharply dressed Al qaeda terrorist gives the CIA 2 hours to pay 50 million dollars to ensure the hostages safety

LSD

Berts LSD kicks in before Ernies

Berts LSD kicks in before Ernies

Gangbang

The gang savagely beat Animal

The gang savagely beat Animal

Getting ready.

Ernie laughed maniacally as him and Bert prepared themselves for their final Jihad.

Ernie laughed maniacally as him and Bert prepared themselves for their final Jihad.

They were so close.

Ernie was discouraged. The ritual called for a virgin sacrifice, but thanks to their effective use of roofies there weren't any left in towrn

Ernie was discouraged. The ritual called for a virgin sacrifice, but thanks to their effective use of roofies there weren't any left in towrn

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Oscar's plan to escape Nazi Germany was doomed to fail

Oscar's plan to escape Nazi Germany was doomed to fail

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No Piggy No!

The boys line up to play doctor, or as Piggy calls it, "Filling the Clown Pocket."

The boys line up to play doctor, or as Piggy calls it, "Filling the Clown Pocket."

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But the Money!

Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha enough money for the abortion.

Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha enough money for the abortion.

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Elmo convinces Katy Perry

Elmo tries to convince Katy to make a contribution to The Fappening.

Elmo tries to convince Katy to make a contribution to The Fappening.

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Lycokepene

Using Dr. Oz's connections, Elmo is able to convince both America's housewives and children that ingesting cocaine mixed with tomatoes is a perfectly safe method of weight loss

Using Dr. Oz's connections, Elmo is able to convince both America's housewives and children that ingesting cocaine mixed with tomatoes is a perfectly safe method of weight loss

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Shocking

Bert is shocked when he learns that Blacks can vote

Bert is shocked when he learns that Blacks can vote

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