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Age of Consent

の SESAME STREET Grover protests against the age of consent while screaming "Let me love her, it's all fine! he'll be twelve in six years time!

の SESAME STREET Grover protests against the age of consent while screaming "Let me love her, it's all fine! he'll be twelve in six years time!

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Hostage

The sharply dressed Al qaeda terrorist gives the CIA 2 hours to pay 50 million dollars to ensure the hostages safety

The sharply dressed Al qaeda terrorist gives the CIA 2 hours to pay 50 million dollars to ensure the hostages safety

LSD

Berts LSD kicks in before Ernies

Berts LSD kicks in before Ernies

Gangbang

The gang savagely beat Animal

The gang savagely beat Animal

Getting ready.

Ernie laughed maniacally as him and Bert prepared themselves for their final Jihad.

Ernie laughed maniacally as him and Bert prepared themselves for their final Jihad.

They were so close.

Ernie was discouraged. The ritual called for a virgin sacrifice, but thanks to their effective use of roofies there weren't any left in towrn

Ernie was discouraged. The ritual called for a virgin sacrifice, but thanks to their effective use of roofies there weren't any left in towrn

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Oscar's plan to escape Nazi Germany was doomed to fail

Oscar's plan to escape Nazi Germany was doomed to fail

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No Piggy No!

The boys line up to play doctor, or as Piggy calls it, "Filling the Clown Pocket."

The boys line up to play doctor, or as Piggy calls it, "Filling the Clown Pocket."

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But the Money!

Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha enough money for the abortion.

Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha enough money for the abortion.

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Elmo convinces Katy Perry

Elmo tries to convince Katy to make a contribution to The Fappening.

Elmo tries to convince Katy to make a contribution to The Fappening.

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Lycokepene

Using Dr. Oz's connections, Elmo is able to convince both America's housewives and children that ingesting cocaine mixed with tomatoes is a perfectly safe method of weight loss

Using Dr. Oz's connections, Elmo is able to convince both America's housewives and children that ingesting cocaine mixed with tomatoes is a perfectly safe method of weight loss

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Shocking

Bert is shocked when he learns that Blacks can vote

Bert is shocked when he learns that Blacks can vote

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And nothing of value was lost.

Ernie kindly waits until Bert is finished sunbathing to inform him that Bort has washed out to sea

Ernie kindly waits until Bert is finished sunbathing to inform him that Bort has washed out to sea

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Big Bird remembers the good old times

INE MORNING Corn SESAME STREET Big Bird reminisces to the older days of Sesame Street when n------ weren't allowed in stores, lest own one

INE MORNING Corn SESAME STREET Big Bird reminisces to the older days of Sesame Street when n------ weren't allowed in stores, lest own one

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The Jew's revelation

As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was catching on his tongue.

As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was catching on his tongue.

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Prairie Dawn's pregnancy

Prairie Dawn announces that one of them is the father of her child. They remain silent realizing she must still be repressing the memories of being brutally gang r---- during her missionary trip to South America.

Prairie Dawn announces that one of them is the father of her child. They remain silent realizing she must still be repressing the memories of being brutally gang r---- during her missionary trip to South America.

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Coke

SESAME STREET Bert and Ernie partake in their new favorite pastime of doing coke on famous landmarks

SESAME STREET Bert and Ernie partake in their new favorite pastime of doing coke on famous landmarks

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Don't laugh

"I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you their son is missing. They ll Know it was uS.

"I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you their son is missing. They ll Know it was uS.

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RIP Big Bird

Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS

Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS

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Care Package Deployed

Ernie told Bert they were airdropping relief packages. The atomic blast says otherwise.

Ernie told Bert they were airdropping relief packages. The atomic blast says otherwise.

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