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Elmo and the cock ring

Elmo becomes frustrated when the biggest c--- ring on the market is still too small for his mastodon sized p-----.

Elmo becomes frustrated when the biggest c--- ring on the market is still too small for his mastodon sized p-----.

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Is life just a game?

Bert realises that he might not have been using his oculus rift to play Grand Theft Auto.

Bert realises that he might not have been using his oculus rift to play Grand Theft Auto.

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Ernieatnight

Ernie attempts to quietly fap at night

Ernie attempts to quietly fap at night

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Fetish Dreams

|니 Bert is in shock at seeing that not only is Ernie extremely well endowed, his penis also has the fully-formed head of a dinosaur.

|니 Bert is in shock at seeing that not only is Ernie extremely well endowed, his penis also has the fully-formed head of a dinosaur.

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Big Bird Flexes

"You're right, Telly! This position gives me a great view of your balls slamming against my taint!"

"You're right, Telly! This position gives me a great view of your balls slamming against my taint!"

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Let it B!

The latest strain of hepatitis simply flew through the open window Sesame Street was a living hell, but at least there weren't any Muslims around

The latest strain of hepatitis simply flew through the open window Sesame Street was a living hell, but at least there weren't any Muslims around

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Elmo like Teeth!

Elmo admires the trophies from his latest massacre.

Elmo admires the trophies from his latest massacre.

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Was it you?

BERT WANTS TO KNOW WHO BROKE IS SWASTIKA

BERT WANTS TO KNOW WHO BROKE IS SWASTIKA

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It was a Shart

Bert knew he shouldn't have trusted that fart

Bert knew he shouldn't have trusted that fart

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That's Racist!

Bert had told thee producer he doesn't work with "the negroes"

Bert had told thee producer he doesn't work with "the negroes"

See you in hell!

Ernie and Bert ignore Elmo as he gets sucked into Hell

Ernie and Bert ignore Elmo as he gets sucked into Hell

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BORK!

Swedish Chef accidentally mixes up his "for food" and "for drugs" cookware.

Swedish Chef accidentally mixes up his "for food" and "for drugs" cookware.

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Arson Elmo

"Ha hah, your house burned down! Have fun sleeping in the park tonight, a------!"

"Ha hah, your house burned down! Have fun sleeping in the park tonight, a------!"

More Drugs!

Ermie has more drugs than Bert. Bert is p-----

Ermie has more drugs than Bert. Bert is p-----

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This is for weeaboos

Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing.

Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing.

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Three fifths

Ernie proposes that slaves be counted as three-fifths of a person.

Ernie proposes that slaves be counted as three-fifths of a person.

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down on the child's head. A river of blood runs over his chin, and Elmo's long dormant powers

down on the child's head. A river of blood runs over his chin, and Elmo's long dormant powers

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Trumpeting the Sounds Away

Ernie plays the trumpet to drown out the sounds of the screaming children locked in the basement.

Ernie plays the trumpet to drown out the sounds of the screaming children locked in the basement.

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Bertstrips: Big Bird's First Curse Word

"B-------!" Big Bird screams while reading the 9/11 Commission

"B-------!" Big Bird screams while reading the 9/11 Commission

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Bertstrips: The Dance Must Go On

Bert struggles to hold up the dead prostitute.

Bert struggles to hold up the dead prostitute.

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