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I Wonder What He Hides in There. Or...Do I Want to Know?

AFTER ACHIEVING A MUTUAL AGREEMENT OF MONEY AND KEEPING SECRETS, OSCAR THE GROUCH INVITES THE PROSTITUTE TO HIS HOME FOR HIS MOST HIDDEN DESIRES

AFTER ACHIEVING A MUTUAL AGREEMENT OF MONEY AND KEEPING SECRETS, OSCAR THE GROUCH INVITES THE PROSTITUTE TO HIS HOME FOR HIS MOST HIDDEN DESIRES

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Bertstrips: Ernie Masturbates Near Bert

With Ernie fúriously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book.

With Ernie fúriously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book.

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Cult

Oscar manages to gather more children into his cult against black people

Oscar manages to gather more children into his cult against black people

9/11 was caused by the muppets

Bert and Ernie watch ecstatically as the second plane approaches the south tower.

Bert and Ernie watch ecstatically as the second plane approaches the south tower.

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well then

SESAME STREETorg Ernie catches Bert masturbating to the sounds of 9/11

SESAME STREETorg Ernie catches Bert masturbating to the sounds of 9/11

LOL

Bert didn't expect there to be so many people. He can't help but stroke himself through his

Bert didn't expect there to be so many people. He can't help but stroke himself through his

Bears and the Bird

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AGAEIN SE interspecies sex

Drugs

The count gets his best disguise and trys to sell magic mushrooms

The count gets his best disguise and trys to sell magic mushrooms

Fire

91 SESAME STREET Elmo lies to the firefighter saying he knows nothing about the burnt down house

91 SESAME STREET Elmo lies to the firefighter saying he knows nothing about the burnt down house

Wild

The woman tries to collar big bird but is torn apart

The woman tries to collar big bird but is torn apart

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Jump jump!

SESAME STREET Kermit shouts "Jump jump" at the sucidal princess

SESAME STREET Kermit shouts "Jump jump" at the sucidal princess

Ernie has a point

"So what if they're kids, Bert? If God didn't want them to die tonight, he wouldn't have put them in front of you with that bat in your hand."

"So what if they're kids, Bert? If God didn't want them to die tonight, he wouldn't have put them in front of you with that bat in your hand."

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A true masterpiece

The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert when Ernie finishes his masterpiece

The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert when Ernie finishes his masterpiece

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That might be baaad

While Ernie contemplates working sheep into their night-time routine, Bert notices a

While Ernie contemplates working sheep into their night-time routine, Bert notices a

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That poor bastard

FAMILY PHOTOS Ernie mocks Tyrone's lack of a father in front of the whole class

FAMILY PHOTOS Ernie mocks Tyrone's lack of a father in front of the whole class

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It has begun

2 Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens. Ernie's war had begun at last.

2 Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens. Ernie's war had begun at last.

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Bert's ghost.

SESAME STREET Bert's restless spirit could walk the earth one night every 50 years; just in time to watch his best friend fall asleep for the last time

SESAME STREET Bert's restless spirit could walk the earth one night every 50 years; just in time to watch his best friend fall asleep for the last time

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Korean ship.

Ernie's first and last day as captain of a Korean ferry.

Ernie's first and last day as captain of a Korean ferry.

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Don't mix them up

TELEPHON "Remember, the black phone is the fetish hotline. The other one is the chatline for suicidal teens. Try not to get them mixed up like that last guy did."

TELEPHON "Remember, the black phone is the fetish hotline. The other one is the chatline for suicidal teens. Try not to get them mixed up like that last guy did."

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All work and no play makes Elmo a dull boy

Elmo's acid trip has placed him directly into The Shining.

Elmo's acid trip has placed him directly into The Shining.

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