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Bill Cosby teaches Elmo how to d--------

Bill Cosby teaches Elmo how to d--------

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Bleach and Laxatives II: The Bortening

The BDSM & CP enthusiasts (("(DIlilítil"(0)mí, ii.ll1們(0))01們Wey]bl(l)) of 'Bleach-drinking Bort'

The BDSM & CP enthusiasts (("(DIlilítil"(0)mí, ii.ll1們(0))01們Wey]bl(l)) of 'Bleach-drinking Bort'

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Elmo gets plastic surgery.

PBS With his new lips, Elmo would give the meanest b------- around

PBS With his new lips, Elmo would give the meanest b------- around

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Bert is horrified to see Ernie's pathetic excuse for Klan attire. "What the f---? You stupid red-nosed t---------! They'll f------ kill us if you turn up looking like that!"

Bert is horrified to see Ernie's pathetic excuse for Klan attire. "What the f---? You stupid red-nosed t---------! They'll f------ kill us if you turn up looking like that!"

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Nothing worked on Bort before, maybe we'll get him this time!

Frustrated with their failed attempts, Bert and Ernie brainstorm for new recipes for the laxative & bleach concoction for Bort

Frustrated with their failed attempts, Bert and Ernie brainstorm for new recipes for the laxative & bleach concoction for Bort

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Well, THAT escalated quickly!

Bert's successful Spirit Walk enables him to become one with nature, reclaim his Native American ancestry, and the ability to open a tax-exempt casino in Sesame Street

Bert's successful Spirit Walk enables him to become one with nature, reclaim his Native American ancestry, and the ability to open a tax-exempt casino in Sesame Street

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Who is THAT handsome fucker?

"I'd f--- me Bert. I'd f--- me so hard."

"I'd f--- me Bert. I'd f--- me so hard."

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Bertstrips: Feed Them to the Pigs

Bert & Ernie didn't expect the bodies to smell so badly after only a few days in the sun. They agree that it's best if they start feeding their victims to the pigs instead

Bert & Ernie didn't expect the bodies to smell so badly after only a few days in the sun. They agree that it's best if they start feeding their victims to the pigs instead

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Fifty Shades of Bertstrips

Ernie and Bert read 50 Shades Of Grey. "Are you sure this isnt a book about us?" asks Ernie

Ernie and Bert read 50 Shades Of Grey. "Are you sure this isnt a book about us?" asks Ernie

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I think we can make a Bertstrips fanfic devoted to the full history of Bort.

Ernie, get the dart gun and duct tape. I think Bort found its way out of the basement

Ernie, get the dart gun and duct tape. I think Bort found its way out of the basement

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NO Ernie is going to kick Grover ass after he put a parental block on his computer

NO Ernie is going to kick Grover ass after he put a parental block on his computer

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I regret nothing.

GOAT Ernie reveals to Bert which animal he'll be sucking off tonight for their "Animal Friends with Benefits" webcast.

GOAT Ernie reveals to Bert which animal he'll be sucking off tonight for their "Animal Friends with Benefits" webcast.

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Abby converts Zoe's erotic "Elmo x Zoey" fanfic to a virtual-video format

Abby converts Zoe's erotic "Elmo x Zoey" fanfic to a virtual-video format

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Live from New York!

Bert decides to give Ernie his d--- in a box

Bert decides to give Ernie his d--- in a box

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Goddammit, Ernie!

"You have to retire, Bert! You can't fight anymore!" ". .Ernie, just who the hell are you supposed to be?" "What? Um, I'm Adrian. You know, Rocky's wife?" "Ernie, we're doing a Back to the Future parody. Why would you even think we're doing a Rocky strip?" "Well, I saw the 'V' in the post title. So I figured it must be about Rocky since I recognize that 'V' thing." "That's a roman numeral! It means this is the fifth one of these we've done! If you'd read the rest of the title you'd know what we were doing. Damn it, Ernie! That's another perfectly good Bert Strip you've managed to f--- up with your illiteracy!"

"You have to retire, Bert! You can't fight anymore!" ". .Ernie, just who the hell are you supposed to be?" "What? Um, I'm Adrian. You know, Rocky's wife?" "Ernie, we're doing a Back to the Future parody. Why would you even think we're doing a Rocky strip?" "Well, I saw the 'V' in the post title. So I figured it must be about Rocky since I recognize that 'V' thing." "That's a roman numeral! It means this is the fifth one of these we've done! If you'd read the rest of the title you'd know what we were doing. Damn it, Ernie! That's another perfectly good Bert Strip you've managed to f--- up with your illiteracy!"

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"Let me be your Monica Lewinsky!"

Ernie explains to Bert how to bribe Bill Clinton

Ernie explains to Bert how to bribe Bill Clinton

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Sesame Street is doomed

Elmo declares facism

Elmo declares facism

Bertstrips--- Grief: the Musical

C. Mr. Johnson recieves his wife's suicide note in the form of a singing telegram

C. Mr. Johnson recieves his wife's suicide note in the form of a singing telegram

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IT BURNS

Ernie is about to realize how far Lefty will go to recreate movie scenes

Ernie is about to realize how far Lefty will go to recreate movie scenes

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How Grover got Fired from the White House

Grover, high on amphetimines, imforms Kid President he has something called "slave feet"

Grover, high on amphetimines, imforms Kid President he has something called "slave feet"

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