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There's no Soon like Too Soon.

DI L Bert and Ernie realize they didn't shoot down a ukrainian fighter plane

DI L Bert and Ernie realize they didn't shoot down a ukrainian fighter plane

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Poor Bert.

Bert's cries of anguish go unheard as he is overwhelmed and slowly devoured.

Bert's cries of anguish go unheard as he is overwhelmed and slowly devoured.

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Bertstrips: You Came to the Wrong Neighbor-Ho-Ho-Hood, Motherfucker

CTW OM " SESAME STREET ! Bert Ernie, Grover and Cookie Monster make use of Bert's corpse by hanging it from their Christmas Tree, to show rival gangs what happens to you when you mess with Sesame Street.

CTW OM " SESAME STREET ! Bert Ernie, Grover and Cookie Monster make use of Bert's corpse by hanging it from their Christmas Tree, to show rival gangs what happens to you when you mess with Sesame Street.

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Bertstrips: The Second Shooter

As Bert is demonstrating his super magnet Ernie wonders if he could use it to curve the path of a bullet so it would hit JFK's head.

As Bert is demonstrating his super magnet Ernie wonders if he could use it to curve the path of a bullet so it would hit JFK's head.

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Ancient Muppet Proverb:

"Any pill is a morning after pill if you take enough of them."

"Any pill is a morning after pill if you take enough of them."

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Tastes like chicken!

Ernie sells Big Bird to the meat company

Ernie sells Big Bird to the meat company

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H2Bort

Bert and Ernie watch as Bort struggles to free his leg from the makeshift anchor. "Should we have killed him first and then sunk him Bert?" Ernie asks "Nah, this is much more satisfying"

Bert and Ernie watch as Bort struggles to free his leg from the makeshift anchor. "Should we have killed him first and then sunk him Bert?" Ernie asks "Nah, this is much more satisfying"

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Why do we hate Bort?

SESAME STREET Bort is frightened by the size of the shark dildo, but bert makes sure he cant run away

SESAME STREET Bort is frightened by the size of the shark dildo, but bert makes sure he cant run away

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Ernie's incompetence is ever-increasing.

Lefty is dissapointed that Ernie forgot his letters the A and E

Lefty is dissapointed that Ernie forgot his letters the A and E

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Lessons From a Trusted Professional

Bill Cosby teaches Elmo how to d--------

Bill Cosby teaches Elmo how to d--------

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Bleach and Laxatives II: The Bortening

The BDSM & CP enthusiasts (("(DIlilítil"(0)mí, ii.ll1們(0))01們Wey]bl(l)) of 'Bleach-drinking Bort'

The BDSM & CP enthusiasts (("(DIlilítil"(0)mí, ii.ll1們(0))01們Wey]bl(l)) of 'Bleach-drinking Bort'

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Elmo gets plastic surgery.

PBS With his new lips, Elmo would give the meanest b------- around

PBS With his new lips, Elmo would give the meanest b------- around

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Bert is horrified to see Ernie's pathetic excuse for Klan attire. "What the f---? You stupid red-nosed t---------! They'll f------ kill us if you turn up looking like that!"

Bert is horrified to see Ernie's pathetic excuse for Klan attire. "What the f---? You stupid red-nosed t---------! They'll f------ kill us if you turn up looking like that!"

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Nothing worked on Bort before, maybe we'll get him this time!

Frustrated with their failed attempts, Bert and Ernie brainstorm for new recipes for the laxative & bleach concoction for Bort

Frustrated with their failed attempts, Bert and Ernie brainstorm for new recipes for the laxative & bleach concoction for Bort

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Well, THAT escalated quickly!

Bert's successful Spirit Walk enables him to become one with nature, reclaim his Native American ancestry, and the ability to open a tax-exempt casino in Sesame Street

Bert's successful Spirit Walk enables him to become one with nature, reclaim his Native American ancestry, and the ability to open a tax-exempt casino in Sesame Street

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Who is THAT handsome fucker?

"I'd f--- me Bert. I'd f--- me so hard."

"I'd f--- me Bert. I'd f--- me so hard."

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Bertstrips: Feed Them to the Pigs

Bert & Ernie didn't expect the bodies to smell so badly after only a few days in the sun. They agree that it's best if they start feeding their victims to the pigs instead

Bert & Ernie didn't expect the bodies to smell so badly after only a few days in the sun. They agree that it's best if they start feeding their victims to the pigs instead

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Fifty Shades of Bertstrips

Ernie and Bert read 50 Shades Of Grey. "Are you sure this isnt a book about us?" asks Ernie

Ernie and Bert read 50 Shades Of Grey. "Are you sure this isnt a book about us?" asks Ernie

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I think we can make a Bertstrips fanfic devoted to the full history of Bort.

Ernie, get the dart gun and duct tape. I think Bort found its way out of the basement

Ernie, get the dart gun and duct tape. I think Bort found its way out of the basement

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NO Ernie is going to kick Grover ass after he put a parental block on his computer

NO Ernie is going to kick Grover ass after he put a parental block on his computer

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