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Bert & Ernie and the Elephant Hand

"My friend is very insecure about his giant, deformed hand, Ernie! If you so much as snicker when he gets here, l'm strapping you to a gurney and rolling you into Bort's room! And I don't think I need to remind you that he's teething!"

"My friend is very insecure about his giant, deformed hand, Ernie! If you so much as snicker when he gets here, l'm strapping you to a gurney and rolling you into Bort's room! And I don't think I need to remind you that he's teething!"

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"Gotta think of the long-term impact!"

Ok sir so we have good news and bad news! The good news is you folks are saving a lot of money on child care, the bad news is I killed your baby during thec

Ok sir so we have good news and bad news! The good news is you folks are saving a lot of money on child care, the bad news is I killed your baby during thec

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[Violent mammothing]

SE HABLA ESPANOL 123 SESAME STREET .Or Local children flee in terror as Big Bird whispers to Snuffleupagus to leave no survivors

SE HABLA ESPANOL 123 SESAME STREET .Or Local children flee in terror as Big Bird whispers to Snuffleupagus to leave no survivors

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They know!

Ent "You know, Elmo, I feel like someone's out there on his computer right now, and he's taking pictures of us and putting crude captions on them. Do you ever get that feeling, Elmo?"

Ent "You know, Elmo, I feel like someone's out there on his computer right now, and he's taking pictures of us and putting crude captions on them. Do you ever get that feeling, Elmo?"

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Here come the SpongeBob references.

After burying him up to his neck, Ernie leaves to let Bert experience high tide.

After burying him up to his neck, Ernie leaves to let Bert experience high tide.

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When the first plan fails, improvise!

After realizing germans never fought in vietnam, Ernie and Bert decide to trigger WWII filashbacks instead.

After realizing germans never fought in vietnam, Ernie and Bert decide to trigger WWII filashbacks instead.

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Bertstrips: Kermit's Realization of His Wasted Education in Journalism

SESAME STREET Kermit realizes he is a failure as a reporter when his editor assigns him to the sto about the horse that preaches about the wonders of scientology

SESAME STREET Kermit realizes he is a failure as a reporter when his editor assigns him to the sto about the horse that preaches about the wonders of scientology

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Happy Birthday to U.

Ernie holds a birthday party for the letter U, on Bert's birthday. Bert feels like murdering a certain orange puppet now

Ernie holds a birthday party for the letter U, on Bert's birthday. Bert feels like murdering a certain orange puppet now

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Ernie learned to be an opportunist in prison

Bert is about to learn why you don't drop the soap

Bert is about to learn why you don't drop the soap

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a game of chairs

after years of waiting in the shadows, plotting all those deaths, waiting for the right moment to strike, grover had finally claimed the iron throne.

after years of waiting in the shadows, plotting all those deaths, waiting for the right moment to strike, grover had finally claimed the iron throne.

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Three.

SESAME STREET "Hey, kids! How many subhuman slaves does Elmo have?'

SESAME STREET "Hey, kids! How many subhuman slaves does Elmo have?'

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Sweet Dreams

SESAME STREET Elmo dreams about seeiną Bert naked

SESAME STREET Elmo dreams about seeiną Bert naked

"Sorry, Bert. I lost track after 8,243,721."

Ernie counts how many times he threw Bort off the roof

Ernie counts how many times he threw Bort off the roof

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The next week Ernie's parents are found dead...

Bert finds his parents' names in the obituaries. Ernie smiles.

Bert finds his parents' names in the obituaries. Ernie smiles.

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Bertstrips: Green Hell

SESAME STREET Cookie monster swears vengeance on the witch doctor who put the curse on him that turned every thing he touches into vegetables

SESAME STREET Cookie monster swears vengeance on the witch doctor who put the curse on him that turned every thing he touches into vegetables

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The Caves of Andro-Fozzie

As he prepared for death, Fozzie heard the voices of all his friends. Each one imploring him not to commit suicide. "Don't leave us, funny man." Begged Dr. Teeth. "Keep on living, dog." Pleaded Ralph. "We all love you, Fozzie." Said Miss Piggy. "You should swing by my place." Suggested Scooter. "I mean, if you're going to die anyway, can you at least let me try out a few things on you first? l've got this neat idea for molten salt and I could use someone to practice on."

As he prepared for death, Fozzie heard the voices of all his friends. Each one imploring him not to commit suicide. "Don't leave us, funny man." Begged Dr. Teeth. "Keep on living, dog." Pleaded Ralph. "We all love you, Fozzie." Said Miss Piggy. "You should swing by my place." Suggested Scooter. "I mean, if you're going to die anyway, can you at least let me try out a few things on you first? l've got this neat idea for molten salt and I could use someone to practice on."

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"What happened to Mr. Puff?"

Ernie gazed at his beautiful creation. "I was right, Bert. Ernie said. "Bort's body did make a good chandelier."

Ernie gazed at his beautiful creation. "I was right, Bert. Ernie said. "Bort's body did make a good chandelier."

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Bertstrips: This is Why Kids Don't Eat their Vegetables

1 SESAME STREET Elmo sits completely still to avoid drawing the attention of the Green Giant, who has the intent of violating Elmo

1 SESAME STREET Elmo sits completely still to avoid drawing the attention of the Green Giant, who has the intent of violating Elmo

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Ernie's been in there at least 3 hours...

Bert wants his turn with the prostitute.

Bert wants his turn with the prostitute.

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He thought Bert was using that P-90X program he got for Christmas back in '09.

Ernie finds who took all of his steroids.

Ernie finds who took all of his steroids.

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