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I regret nothing.

GOAT Ernie reveals to Bert which animal he'll be sucking off tonight for their "Animal Friends with Benefits" webcast.

GOAT Ernie reveals to Bert which animal he'll be sucking off tonight for their "Animal Friends with Benefits" webcast.

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Abby converts Zoe's erotic "Elmo x Zoey" fanfic to a virtual-video format

Abby converts Zoe's erotic "Elmo x Zoey" fanfic to a virtual-video format

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Live from New York!

Bert decides to give Ernie his d--- in a box

Bert decides to give Ernie his d--- in a box

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Goddammit, Ernie!

"You have to retire, Bert! You can't fight anymore!" ". .Ernie, just who the hell are you supposed to be?" "What? Um, I'm Adrian. You know, Rocky's wife?" "Ernie, we're doing a Back to the Future parody. Why would you even think we're doing a Rocky strip?" "Well, I saw the 'V' in the post title. So I figured it must be about Rocky since I recognize that 'V' thing." "That's a roman numeral! It means this is the fifth one of these we've done! If you'd read the rest of the title you'd know what we were doing. Damn it, Ernie! That's another perfectly good Bert Strip you've managed to f--- up with your illiteracy!"

"You have to retire, Bert! You can't fight anymore!" ". .Ernie, just who the hell are you supposed to be?" "What? Um, I'm Adrian. You know, Rocky's wife?" "Ernie, we're doing a Back to the Future parody. Why would you even think we're doing a Rocky strip?" "Well, I saw the 'V' in the post title. So I figured it must be about Rocky since I recognize that 'V' thing." "That's a roman numeral! It means this is the fifth one of these we've done! If you'd read the rest of the title you'd know what we were doing. Damn it, Ernie! That's another perfectly good Bert Strip you've managed to f--- up with your illiteracy!"

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"Let me be your Monica Lewinsky!"

Ernie explains to Bert how to bribe Bill Clinton

Ernie explains to Bert how to bribe Bill Clinton

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Sesame Street is doomed

Elmo declares facism

Elmo declares facism

Bertstrips--- Grief: the Musical

C. Mr. Johnson recieves his wife's suicide note in the form of a singing telegram

C. Mr. Johnson recieves his wife's suicide note in the form of a singing telegram

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IT BURNS

Ernie is about to realize how far Lefty will go to recreate movie scenes

Ernie is about to realize how far Lefty will go to recreate movie scenes

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How Grover got Fired from the White House

Grover, high on amphetimines, imforms Kid President he has something called "slave feet"

Grover, high on amphetimines, imforms Kid President he has something called "slave feet"

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Bert & Ernie and the Elephant Hand

"My friend is very insecure about his giant, deformed hand, Ernie! If you so much as snicker when he gets here, l'm strapping you to a gurney and rolling you into Bort's room! And I don't think I need to remind you that he's teething!"

"My friend is very insecure about his giant, deformed hand, Ernie! If you so much as snicker when he gets here, l'm strapping you to a gurney and rolling you into Bort's room! And I don't think I need to remind you that he's teething!"

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"Gotta think of the long-term impact!"

Ok sir so we have good news and bad news! The good news is you folks are saving a lot of money on child care, the bad news is I killed your baby during thec

Ok sir so we have good news and bad news! The good news is you folks are saving a lot of money on child care, the bad news is I killed your baby during thec

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[Violent mammothing]

SE HABLA ESPANOL 123 SESAME STREET .Or Local children flee in terror as Big Bird whispers to Snuffleupagus to leave no survivors

SE HABLA ESPANOL 123 SESAME STREET .Or Local children flee in terror as Big Bird whispers to Snuffleupagus to leave no survivors

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They know!

Ent "You know, Elmo, I feel like someone's out there on his computer right now, and he's taking pictures of us and putting crude captions on them. Do you ever get that feeling, Elmo?"

Ent "You know, Elmo, I feel like someone's out there on his computer right now, and he's taking pictures of us and putting crude captions on them. Do you ever get that feeling, Elmo?"

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Here come the SpongeBob references.

After burying him up to his neck, Ernie leaves to let Bert experience high tide.

After burying him up to his neck, Ernie leaves to let Bert experience high tide.

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When the first plan fails, improvise!

After realizing germans never fought in vietnam, Ernie and Bert decide to trigger WWII filashbacks instead.

After realizing germans never fought in vietnam, Ernie and Bert decide to trigger WWII filashbacks instead.

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Bertstrips: Kermit's Realization of His Wasted Education in Journalism

SESAME STREET Kermit realizes he is a failure as a reporter when his editor assigns him to the sto about the horse that preaches about the wonders of scientology

SESAME STREET Kermit realizes he is a failure as a reporter when his editor assigns him to the sto about the horse that preaches about the wonders of scientology

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Happy Birthday to U.

Ernie holds a birthday party for the letter U, on Bert's birthday. Bert feels like murdering a certain orange puppet now

Ernie holds a birthday party for the letter U, on Bert's birthday. Bert feels like murdering a certain orange puppet now

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Ernie learned to be an opportunist in prison

Bert is about to learn why you don't drop the soap

Bert is about to learn why you don't drop the soap

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a game of chairs

after years of waiting in the shadows, plotting all those deaths, waiting for the right moment to strike, grover had finally claimed the iron throne.

after years of waiting in the shadows, plotting all those deaths, waiting for the right moment to strike, grover had finally claimed the iron throne.

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Three.

SESAME STREET "Hey, kids! How many subhuman slaves does Elmo have?'

SESAME STREET "Hey, kids! How many subhuman slaves does Elmo have?'

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