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Taxidermy.

Ernie's new hobby of abortion taxidermy receives high praise

Ernie's new hobby of abortion taxidermy receives high praise

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Ernie's been reading erotic fan fiction.

Bert wakes uptothe sound of Ernie having an orgasm

Bert wakes uptothe sound of Ernie having an orgasm

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Welcome to Hell.

"Your incessant and sinful murder of my kind has not gone unnoticed," Threatened Satan as Cookie Monster entered the gates of Hell.

"Your incessant and sinful murder of my kind has not gone unnoticed," Threatened Satan as Cookie Monster entered the gates of Hell.

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Jenny McCarthy

SESAME STREET Jenny McCarthy preaches the dangers of vaccination to Elmo, who now believes he has autism

SESAME STREET Jenny McCarthy preaches the dangers of vaccination to Elmo, who now believes he has autism

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Bertstrips: Cry the Rainbow; Taste the Rainbow

Bert comes home dejected after an unsuccessful day at the playground. " Maybe you should've used Snickers like I told you to use. Instead of those dumbass Skittles." Ernie said.

Bert comes home dejected after an unsuccessful day at the playground. " Maybe you should've used Snickers like I told you to use. Instead of those dumbass Skittles." Ernie said.

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Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

Snuffy and Big Bird gather the sacrifice

Snuffy and Big Bird gather the sacrifice

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Bertstrips: God Hates "Frags"

After joining the Westboro Baptist Church, Kermit hijacks the microphone at the funeral of a dead Marine.

After joining the Westboro Baptist Church, Kermit hijacks the microphone at the funeral of a dead Marine.

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Grover experiments with food.

Grover learned that drinking pineapple juce did not change the taste of his semen.

Grover learned that drinking pineapple juce did not change the taste of his semen.

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Barney died in the name of science that day.

Professor Grouch was horrified to find that the volunteers for the shrinlk ray experiment had been eaten from the inside out by ferocious parasites.

Professor Grouch was horrified to find that the volunteers for the shrinlk ray experiment had been eaten from the inside out by ferocious parasites.

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Satan would be proud.

Ernie&Bert just heard on the radio that someone else was convicted for the series of murders and rapes they commited last month.

Ernie&Bert just heard on the radio that someone else was convicted for the series of murders and rapes they commited last month.

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They're having the time of their lives!

Kermit, Figgy, and Fozzie have the time of their lives running over pedestrians.

Kermit, Figgy, and Fozzie have the time of their lives running over pedestrians.

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In memory of Top Gear (2002-2015)

As Big Bird takes one last stroll through the set, he begins to regret punching his producer over a cold bird seed platter.

As Big Bird takes one last stroll through the set, he begins to regret punching his producer over a cold bird seed platter.

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Bert hears screams at night

Every night Bert can hear the endless screams of millions who had lost their lives at the hands of Bert and his extremist group. Every night before Bert goes to sleep he pleads with himself, "why did I join ISIS?"

Every night Bert can hear the endless screams of millions who had lost their lives at the hands of Bert and his extremist group. Every night before Bert goes to sleep he pleads with himself, "why did I join ISIS?"

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Dam it, too let hers off.

See, kids. Chris failed to proofread his Bertstrip before submitting it. He is still getting upvotes, but the quality of his work has suffered. Not that he would've gotten it right, anyway because... I mean, come on. Also, look at this 1994 b------- at this Inner-City "School", f-----' hilarious

See, kids. Chris failed to proofread his Bertstrip before submitting it. He is still getting upvotes, but the quality of his work has suffered. Not that he would've gotten it right, anyway because... I mean, come on. Also, look at this 1994 b------- at this Inner-City "School", f-----' hilarious

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From that day forward, more residents of the antiverse took Sesame Street over, turning it into the crude, violent realm that Bertstrips encompass.

Out for a midnight stroll, Kermit was unaware that his evil twin from the antiverse was lying in wait, planning to kill him and take his place, until it was too late.

Out for a midnight stroll, Kermit was unaware that his evil twin from the antiverse was lying in wait, planning to kill him and take his place, until it was too late.

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SEID IHR DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DER JAGER

On that day, birdkind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Magicians and were disgraced to live on this ground we called a chessboard

On that day, birdkind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Magicians and were disgraced to live on this ground we called a chessboard

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These suits were worth every cent.

See, Bert? That's what we call a furpile.

See, Bert? That's what we call a furpile.

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Cosby and Oscar's drug deal

Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies

Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies

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And that's how Cookie Monster got kicked out of the Illuminati: by being the least monstrous of them all.

Members of the secret British ruling class are rather offended by Cookie Monster's referring to child r--- as "despicable" and "monstrous." 39

Members of the secret British ruling class are rather offended by Cookie Monster's referring to child r--- as "despicable" and "monstrous." 39

Sacrifices Must be Made

Elmo has to make quick work of the penguin. knowing a sacrifice is the only way to make is dark lord happy

Elmo has to make quick work of the penguin. knowing a sacrifice is the only way to make is dark lord happy

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