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It's really easy

Ernie realizes how easy it is to purchase drugs in today's world

Ernie realizes how easy it is to purchase drugs in today's world

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Eleven Days

BABy BEAR Baby Bear looks on in horror as Telly's 11 day meth bender brings him closer and closer to puttiı his d--- in the fudge.

BABy BEAR Baby Bear looks on in horror as Telly's 11 day meth bender brings him closer and closer to puttiı his d--- in the fudge.

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I prefer Dr. Cookie Monster over regular Cookie Monster in Smash

The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached

The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached

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Brave knight

The fact she was dead didn't unnerve the brave knight

The fact she was dead didn't unnerve the brave knight

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Jumping jays

The Jumping Jay gang proceed to beat the h---- sexual to death

The Jumping Jay gang proceed to beat the h---- sexual to death

Don't get pulled in

As Telly finally gets a firm hold on the horse's bowel obstruction, something grabs his hand.

As Telly finally gets a firm hold on the horse's bowel obstruction, something grabs his hand.

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That ain't special sauce

ESAME STREET Bert tastes semen in his pizza

ESAME STREET Bert tastes semen in his pizza

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Good Choice

Ernie swears off tequila and acid after realizing what he's been banging for the past twelve hours

Ernie swears off tequila and acid after realizing what he's been banging for the past twelve hours

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It's always bigger in person

The sex toy was a lot bigger in person.

The sex toy was a lot bigger in person.

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Two Men and Seven Babies

Ernie spasms in horror at the sight of his newborn children, left on his doorstep by the seven mothers who he impregnated. Bert watches, seeing this as revenge for all the times he was awoken by Ernie triggering his Vietnam flashbacks

Ernie spasms in horror at the sight of his newborn children, left on his doorstep by the seven mothers who he impregnated. Bert watches, seeing this as revenge for all the times he was awoken by Ernie triggering his Vietnam flashbacks

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More Vietnam Flashbacks

"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all It's the erection I got from doing it."

"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all It's the erection I got from doing it."

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"Wave goodbye to your head, wanker."

From his perfect sniper nest, Elmo will rid the street of Ernie Bert and everyone else who ever mentioned "jet fuel" and "steel beams" in the same sentence.

From his perfect sniper nest, Elmo will rid the street of Ernie Bert and everyone else who ever mentioned "jet fuel" and "steel beams" in the same sentence.

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Sad Frog

The point of the scissors found the sweet spot, paralyzing him instantly. As Kermit's life began to fade he realized that the greatest pain was not the metal in his back, nor even that Piggy chose to end their relationship with such an act. The greatest pain was that she had left him alone in his final moment, turning her back to let him bleed out in solitude.

The point of the scissors found the sweet spot, paralyzing him instantly. As Kermit's life began to fade he realized that the greatest pain was not the metal in his back, nor even that Piggy chose to end their relationship with such an act. The greatest pain was that she had left him alone in his final moment, turning her back to let him bleed out in solitude.

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I wonder if Paperclip knows Chip, Penny, and Used Napkin

Bert would rather enjoy the company of a small white paperclip than that of a black man.

Bert would rather enjoy the company of a small white paperclip than that of a black man.

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At least he has some protection

This is not what Ernie had in mind when he told Bert to bring protection

This is not what Ernie had in mind when he told Bert to bring protection

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But there's not much left

nie waits for the boys to enter the yard

nie waits for the boys to enter the yard

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