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As Bert endures another night of stale, passionless sex, he dwells on all the mistakes he made in his life that lead to this moment.

As Bert endures another night of stale, passionless sex, he dwells on all the mistakes he made in his life that lead to this moment.

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Rosita vs Telly

Rosita coaxes another Suicide Hotline caller into pulling the trigger, beating Telly's record of 12

Rosita coaxes another Suicide Hotline caller into pulling the trigger, beating Telly's record of 12

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Charlie is overrunning the base!

wing his special "bath er salts" into Bert's face Ernie laughs maniacally as Bert spasms on the floor while screaming that charlie is overrunning the base.

wing his special "bath er salts" into Bert's face Ernie laughs maniacally as Bert spasms on the floor while screaming that charlie is overrunning the base.

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RADICAL!!!

ep GPB Ernie dives beneath the covers and gives Bert the most radical BJ he's ever had.

ep GPB Ernie dives beneath the covers and gives Bert the most radical BJ he's ever had.

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My first Bertstrip

Ernie "cowboy-styles" Bert in public after hypnotizing Bert to become a airl so that he'll finally lose his virginity

Ernie "cowboy-styles" Bert in public after hypnotizing Bert to become a airl so that he'll finally lose his virginity

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Elmo gets a manicure

So Elmo got a manicure. Elmo was perplexed to find a nail salon that wasn't a front for prostitutes, but wasn't about to let his afternoon go to waste.

So Elmo got a manicure. Elmo was perplexed to find a nail salon that wasn't a front for prostitutes, but wasn't about to let his afternoon go to waste.

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Ernie cracks the Allies' code

Ernie cracks the Allies' cypher, shifting the tide of the war.

Ernie cracks the Allies' cypher, shifting the tide of the war.

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How muppets settle disputes

Bert accepts the slave from Ernie to settle thier domestic disputes

Bert accepts the slave from Ernie to settle thier domestic disputes

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Bert realizes his life is a lie

Ernie draws a diagram showing Bert that his pubic hair is on the wrong end of his penis

Ernie draws a diagram showing Bert that his pubic hair is on the wrong end of his penis

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Ernie goes to congress

ERNIE URGES CONGRESS TO 12 LOWER THE AGE OF CONSENT

ERNIE URGES CONGRESS TO 12 LOWER THE AGE OF CONSENT

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Elmo can only look on in horror

Elmo can only look on in horror as Hank mocks Cookie Monster while wearing his severed face as a hat.

Elmo can only look on in horror as Hank mocks Cookie Monster while wearing his severed face as a hat.

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Ernie is horrified when he's woken up by a surpise orgey attack by Bert & Count.

Ernie is horrified when he's woken up by a surpise orgey attack by Bert & Count.

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Meaningful message

Kermit's performance art act takes an interactive turn when he descends into the audience and blows Fozzie in front of everyone.

Kermit's performance art act takes an interactive turn when he descends into the audience and blows Fozzie in front of everyone.

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Kermitstrips

His ultimate giantess fetish fantasy fulfilled, Kermit knows what comes next. With some trepidation, he takes a deep breath and prepares to be engulfed.

His ultimate giantess fetish fantasy fulfilled, Kermit knows what comes next. With some trepidation, he takes a deep breath and prepares to be engulfed.

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Murray love

SESAME STREET O Murray is frightened to learn that his Murray-bot has a taste for Muppet love.

SESAME STREET O Murray is frightened to learn that his Murray-bot has a taste for Muppet love.

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With his penis finally free, Ernie promise:s to never romance Bert's bowling ball again.

With his penis finally free, Ernie promise:s to never romance Bert's bowling ball again.

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Pointy-Nosed Jew

Bert is secretly happy that Ernie called the Count a "pointy-nosed Jew

Bert is secretly happy that Ernie called the Count a "pointy-nosed Jew

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bort

Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he s a livinglioke.Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage

Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he s a livinglioke.Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage

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NO THE NSA FINALLY CATCHES ERNIE, BELLA FACEPALMS

NO THE NSA FINALLY CATCHES ERNIE, BELLA FACEPALMS

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Ernie hopes Bert can decipher his secret message, "i want to blow you."

Ernie hopes Bert can decipher his secret message, "i want to blow you."